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Average Betty

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About Me


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Hi! Thanks for stoppin' by to check out Average Betty! Average Betty is here to entertain you!
Salad has an image problem, which is why Betty hired the greatest pitchwoman of all time, Betty Mays, to put some sizzle behind her latest Barbecue Chicken Salad recipe. Can Betty Mays help to make salad as popular as a miracle household cleaning product? Watch Mighty Salad to find out for yourself...
Average Betty is about to find out the hard way that stand-up comedians are ruthless and will stop at nothing for a laugh, including attacking the paying customers. Will Average Betty survive a viscous assault from one of the new talents on the comedy scene, Stand Up Betty? Or will Average Betty's ego get fried to a crisp and eaten like a tasty fish taco? Watch Baja-Ha Fish Tacos to find out for yourself...
"So what's with this Average Betty stuff?" you might ask. Well, let me tell you a little more about Average Betty.
Average Betty The Show is a campy, short-format video series that tosses food and sketch-comedy into a blender and flips the switch! The show debuted on iTunes in August 2006 and has since spread all over the Internet. Some love it, some hate it, and others question, “is this even a cooking show?”
Average Betty The Person is your average American gal that loves sunsets, corndogs and SPF 30. She can jump rope “Rocky Balboa” style, but is not into drinking raw eggs. Average Betty grew up in Florida and is the last of six children from a middle-class family. She went to public school, wasn't popular, and lettered in Drama! She bartended through college, changed her major countless times, and graduated with a degree in Art History. Average Betty is a freelance artist in Los Angeles, a self proclaimed “food hacker,” and is the producer of the Average Betty Show!
Average Betty loves to entertain and cook. She calls what she does "food hacking" because she often just hacks away in the kitchen experimenting with different ingredients and preparations. Many times the result is a tasty new dish; other times not so tasty. One Sony Handycam and a “few” glasses of wine later, the Average Betty show was born! (It weighed 7 pounds and 8 ounces.)
Average Betty's motto is, "Work with whatcha got!" You don't need fancy equipment, a culinary degree or a lot of time to try Average Betty's recipes at home. Furthermore, the most positive impact you can make on your diet, health and quality of life happens at home.
Average Betty brings a punk-rock attitude to home and cooking entertainment. True, she doesn't have a mowhawk, but she does cut the length and crank the volume! Why spend hours watching the same old food programming when, in just a few minutes, Average Betty can show you something fresh and exciting that you can easily prepare at home.
So whether you live to eat, or just eat to live, Average Betty has something for you to sink you teeth into!
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My Interests

Food hacking, painting , art history, entertaining, cooking, running, baking, beach, mountains, picnics, hula hoop, jump rope, kitties

I'd like to meet:


Music:

Barry White, Stevie Wonder, Van Hunt, Miles Davis, MMW, BEPs, The Flaming Lips, Billie Holiday, Billy Idol, Jamiroquai, REM, The Replacements, Gnarls Barkley, Jane's Addiction, Fat Boy Slim, The Roots, Beck, Beastie Boys, Cut Chemist, J5, Mambo Fever, White Squall, Insomnia and of course "Escape" (The Pina Colada Song).

Movies:

Average Betty Featured Video Podcast on iTunes

Television:

No

Books:

Yes

Heroes:

Jackie O, Marylin Monroe, Madonna, Martha, Barbara Kruger, Cindy Sherman, Andy Warhol, Roy Lichtenstein, Betty Friedan