I'd like to meet:
Someone who will treat me badly and make me feel like shit about myself, preferably someone who won't call me the next day. Already having a significant other is a big plus. If you fit this description, what are you doing later?
The question isn't really WHO I'd like to meet, but rather WHERE I'd like to meet. And more specifically, My Space or Yours?
Seriously, though, I'm searching for like-minded people looking for good conversation, and possibly hanging out at some point in time. I like open-minded people who think outside the box. I can smell bullshit a mile away, so if you're not a goal-oriented person striving constantly to achieve your hopes and dreams, then please don't waste my time. Losers need not apply.
If I sent you a friend request, it's because I read your profile, found that we have some things in common, and think you may be an interesting person who I would like to get to know better. If you're a woman, please note that I do not want to make you my girlfriend, my wife, or even a booty call. I'm not looking for a romantic relationship at the moment, but if one should happen to develop from all of this, then so be it.
If you're only "collecting" Myspace friends, but not planning on getting to know me (and me getting to know you), then please don't bother sending a request. I spring clean people out of my life every year, so I have no problem deleting online "friends" who don't seem interested in communicating on a fairly regular basis.
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LIVING:H.R. Giger; Richard Bach; Robert DeNiro; Al Pacino; Hugh Hefner; Amy Lee; Amy Winehouse; Angelina Jolie; Larry Flynt; Ginger Lynn-Allen; Ron Jeremy; Bill Gates; Stephen Hawking; Johnny Depp; Tim Burton.
DECEASED:Salvadore Dali; Leonardo di Vinci; John Lennon; Jesus (of Nazareth fame); Anton Zander LaVey; Aleister Crowley; Bhuda; Gerald Gardner; Kurt Vonnegut; Robert Mitchum.
FICTIONAL:Sherlock Holmes; James Bond; Don Juan (the mystic, not the lover); Lolita (yes, that one) ) and I always thought that Alice chick from Wonderland was kinda cute, too. Hell, anyone who knows what magic mushrooms are has to be cool.
My favorite things:
THIS IS MY B.F.F. BOZO - He is a Red Lory from Indonesia
SELF-EXPLANATORY, I THINK 4:20 - MY FAVORITE TIME OF DAY OR NIGHT AND YET ONE MORE...
AND NOW FOR THE MALE ANATOMY...
My zodiac information:
BIRTHDATE: JULY 21
ZODIAC SIGN: CANCER CANCER SEXUALITY Your vein of sexuality runs deep, but follows a path strewn with obstacles (often of your own making). You are profoundly emotional and deeply sensitive, so you build a hard shell around your heart to protect it from the slings and arrows of fortune, especially those flung by those less sensitive who do not understand how wounding their ostensibly trivial actions can be. Ruled by the Moon, you tend to flow with the tides and are very reflective of your environment.
You can be quite sexually creative, when your need for security has been satisfied. You love variety, but can be reluctant to make the first move. Your sexuality is primarily directed toward the satisfaction of the other and you will generally go along with whatever that other cares to do, so long as he or she is sympathetic and considerate of your feelings.
Emotions run high in the Cancerian soul. Things can get pretty steamy in there, for there is a conflict between your desire for emotional security and a need for creative expression, either or both of which may be stimulated by the right partner (or partners).
Sometimes the Cancerian shell is so thick, that you simply use others for your own satisfaction, unless they can figure out a way to break through your armour. In so doing, they may be overwhelmed by the sheer emotional torrent that is released.
Cancer is moody. Admirers may find it hard to deal with your inexplicable changes, so the best thing to do is to make a conscious effort to work on the positive side of any upsetting situation. Admirers should also know that making you the centre of their attention and dealing with your mother fixation by complimenting and spoiling you rotten is the best way to achieve their desires.
CANCER IN RELATIONSHIPS You are sensitive and caring by nature, although you present a tough exterior to the world. You soon learn ways to protect your feelings, which run very deep and tender. As a lover you seek security and fidelity, and, although you are not above a few flirtatious peccadillos of your own, you can be deeply wounded if the one you care for betrays your trust (which is never given lightly). Cancer is poetic and romantic, but also practical in matters to do with the home and raising a family.
A good communicator, your deep sensitivity can present you with valuable and illuminating intuitions, especially regarding those you care for. This said, sensitive Cancerians under pressure can retreat within themselves and allow repressed emotions to bottle up until they either explode with devastating force, or implode catastrophically, causing general meltdown.
Cancer, being a feminine (yin) sign, is ruled by the Moon. So in relationship, Cancer, the most nurturesome sign of the zodiac, seeks a secure nest, or bolthole. The fluctuating Moon can reflect a moodiness in your nature that is not always understood nor appreciated by others.
Cancerians can be difficult to understand and sometimes allow irrational emotions to rule their otherwise sensible heads. For this reason the Cancerian soul seeks to build strong walls around home and loved ones, so tender feelings may express themselves in an environment which is stable and secure.
Cancer is a cardinal sign, so you are best involved with someone who understands creativity and will accept you for what you are, moods and all. Because your emotions are so powerful, you seek a partner who is stable and responsive, while at the same time understanding your intermittent need for solitude, alternating with a gregarious desire for companionship and stimulation.
Cancer is protective, even possessive and can be a jealous lover, though more from insecurity than simple desire to dominate. Those who seek a loving, protective partner, who has wonderful bouts of creativity interspersed with dreamy romanticism, yet peppered with practicality need look no further than Cancer.
CANCER COMPATIBILITY You are most compatible with people born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, and 30th of the month.
You are most compatible with Scorpio, Pisces, Capricorn and Virgo.
My favorite quotes:
"I have the heart of a small boy... and I keep it in a jar on my desk." - Robert Bloch
"I love my Fed Ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it... and... he's always on time." - Mitch Hedberg
"My wife was at the beauty shop for two hours... and that was only for the estimate." - Henny Youngman
"Curiosity killed the cat... but for a while I was a suspect." - Steven Wright
"I know a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary." - George Carlin
"My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings." - Jay London
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." - Douglas Adams
"Wrinkle creams don't work. I've been using them for over two years now, and my balls still look like a couple of prunes." - Harland Williams
"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy." - Steve Martin
"After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you, too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody." - Gary Shandling
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." - Rod Stewart
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." - Robin Williams
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