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Rob

Growing Old Is Mandatory, Growing Up is Optional.

About Me

Hmmm, good question.

Essentially I am a native Californian, born and raised in the big silly of Los Angeles, who hates the stupid stereotype of people from LA; in my experience, the natives (while restless) are generally down to earth and do not fall into that Hollywood pretense. Additionally, as I grew up around the Entertainment industry so I am not fazed by all the pretense nor do I get star struck. The actors and personalities I've wanted to meet, I have met. Consequently, I've found found that the more secure the actor, the less you had to pander to their ego.

I am fairly intelligent, open, sensitive, and don't suffer fools / belligerent / close-minded / dishonest people well. While I am aware of my flaws, I am also happy with the person I am. I try to keep myself well-informed, open-minded and cynical about life, politics and the world. I prefer people who can debate an issue honestly rather than just listen for the flaw in another persons arguement so they can debunk it to keep their point of view pristine. Essentially, I respect people who are unapologetic for who they are.

In regards to women, I like women who are confident enough in themselves they do not need continual compliments to make them feel they are a good / beautiful / caring person, et al. If you are, you don't need my validation. If you ask my opinion, like "Do I look fat in these jeans?" and you do, I will tell you, for your own benefit, otherwise I won't bother. I care more about being honest than pandering to your self-esteem. I like a girl who is independent but who wants someone in their life to help and support them, and I want the same. I do not need a woman in my life but would like a woman in my life, someone to share the fun times and to endure the tough times. I have no time for drama queens so please, if you want drama, watch the soaps.

I prefer friends who have a good sense of humor, are honest and like sarcasm, banter and good conversation. I love comedy but only when it gives the audience the credit for having an intelligence; shock is not comedy, wit is. I enjoy good friends, good times, good beer, good wine, good food, good sex and good experiences. I can be generous and honest to a fault but it is because I prefer doing what is right rather than doing what will benefit me. I try to live by the Einstein quote "Try not to become a man of success, but rather a man of value".

I prefer deep people rather than shallow ones, and prefer talking about substantive issues like politics, philosophy, et al. rather than who J.Lo is dating or whether Scott Peterson is guilty. I love making friends laugh but am slow to open up to new people initially but when I do, the friendships last a long time; my best friends are people I have known for decades.

I guess I will leave it at that...

My Interests

Golf, Nascar, Rollerblading, Sailing, Skiing, Computers, Electronics, Friends, Politics, Computer Gaming (FPS, Sims).

Music:

Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Louis Prima, The Mills Brothers, Gerald Albright, Weather Report, Joe Sample, Grover Washington Jr, Van Halen, Bob Marley, Stoney Curtis Band, Elvis Costello and the Attractions, The Jam, Style Council, Split Enz, Dave Matthews Band, Peter Gabriel, Beatles, Cheap Trick, Elton John, Elvis Costello, George Harrison, James Taylor, Jimmy Cliff, Joe Walsh, John Lennon, Led Zeppelin, Genesis (early), ELO, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Mark Knopfler, Molly Hatchet, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Velvet Revolver, Peter Tosh, Steve Miller, U2

Movies:

Mr. Roberts, Roman Holiday, Office Space, Dogma, Monty Python (Holy Grail, Life of Brian, Jabberwocky, Meaning of Life, And Now for Something Completely Different), Peter Sellers (A Shot In The Dark, Dr. Strangelove, Being There, The Pink Panther, Murder By Death, Return of the Pink Panther), Bedeviled, Brain Candy, Caddyshack, Dodgeball, Meet The Parents, Catch 22, Elf, Star Trek 5, Brazil, Richard Pryor "Live On the Sunset Strip", Eddie Murphy: Delirious, 48 Hours, North Dallas 40, Mel Brooks (The Producers, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein), The Godfather (1, 2, maybe 3), Casino, Gone In 60 Seconds (the original, not the Nick Cage version), Smokey and the Bandit (I know, so sue me), Eddie Izzard (Dress To Kill, Circle, Sexie)

Television:

The Bob Newhart Show, The Kids in the Hall, Hill Street Blues, NewsRadio, PBS: Frontline, Discovery Channel, Discovery Wings, The History Channel, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart,The Colbert Report, CNN, The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, Real Time With Bill Mahrer, Penn and Teller "Bullshit", Speed Racer, Thunderbirds

Books:

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Walden, Walden 2, Catch Me If You Can, Robert Ludlum (Borne Identity, Bourne Supremacy), Tom Clancy (Red Storm Rising, Patriot Games) Anne Rice (Interview With A Vampire, Vampire Lestat, Queen of the Damned), Genius, Against All Enemies, From Socrates To Sartre: The Philosphic Quest, The Road Less Traveled, The Machine Stops (short story), The Sound and the Fury, The Power of Myth, Adventures in the Screen Trade

Heroes:

Bob Newhart, Bill Quinn, Arthur Price, Albert Einstein, Desmond Tutu