Bob D. Caterino's Official Myspace

I am an author as well as a writer, what's the difference? One writes and one auth's.I have many things out on the web. If I tell you I would have to kill you, but you can google me and see for yourself. People call me a humorist but I tell you there is nothing wrong with my wrist.I write about everything from soup to nuts but who wants to only read about Spit pea and almonds? My forte is writing about the mob. My fifthe is writing about everything else.I am writing a short story, sort of a fairy tale for the porn industry called Rumpled Foreskin. Once a hood always a hood. which I am. Now having said that bit of too much information, this helmet head will move on.My spellin sucks but my vacuum doesn't any more. Cleaned that joke up big time removing my wife and replacing it with vacuum, see how I did that there? Here is a joke for you. Cleaned up so it can be presented to all myspace friends without the fear of getting the boot like sicily.The Godfather walks up to a guy at his club. He reaches into him and kisses him on the lips. For a week this guy was looking over his shoulder, the hood of his car, wondering when the hit will happen. He sees the Godfather again. The godfather notices this man is nervous and asks him about this. The man says, "You kissed me on the lips, he kiss of death?" The Godfather replies, "Oh, that, I don't want to kill you, I want to bang ya."I am a fun guy but I hate mushrooms, go figure. I used to be a fickle shake-a-spear fan and if you don't think I am then visit me at my hotel room and we can talk about it. I am in room 2 B or not 2 B. (That old gag) If you ask the right qiestion. I tried to shake a spear once but she left me for rehab. I don't always write funny because I am not always in the mood to be funny. I am a student of comedy and have been since 1956. (Ohh he is an oldie but a goodie.) If you like the funny then visit me at: http://geocities.com/authorbobbyd If you want to check out my book store then click the link below. http://stores.lulu.com/store.php?fAcctID=825951So make sure you live life to its fullest and make every second count and remember, if laughter is the best meds then I may just be what the doctor ordered.Here is another joke off the cuff. A drunk walked up to me and said, "Hey, I haven't had a shot in a week" so I shot him.Rosie the big fat bulbus headed comic walked up to me in tears and says, "Waaaaaaa, all the people are making fun of me for being so fat and having such a huge melon head." I Looked at her, trying not to laugh and replied, "Don't worrie Rosie, you will feel much better when you take your nap. Now go lay down on the sofa and I will get you a recliner for your freakin huge head."I am not, nor ever have been politicly correct I don't know the meaning of that word so if anyone want to fill me in I am all ears.Beware of polititions telling you everything you want to hear. The business of a politition is to win no matter what comes out of their mouths.
Then I Think of You
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just a poem

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After this election, we shall see how bias the media was and rethink the boycott against these channels.