What in God's name are you blathering about?...My Name is Jeffrey Lebowski, and I am the Chairman of the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers, as well as the Lebowski Center. I am primarily a philanthropist, though I do dabble a bit in the market from time to time--mostly with Brant's paycheck. I am happily married to my wife, Bunny, who is the love of my life. I have an estranged daughter who is involved in all kinds of off-cuff things, though we work together with the Lebowski Fund. I had a successful business life, but eventually sold my company taking solace in the fact that my competitors were vested. I don't have too much more to offer other than I have been confined to a wheelchair since the Korean War--I lost my legs. Some Chinaman took them from me but I managed to find success regardless of my condition, and I should be listed as one of your heroes on this site.
My Interests
The Lebowski Acheivers, and watching Brant shower.
I'd like to meet:
Jackie Treehorn on a sidewalk with my wheelchair battery fully charged.
Music:
Wagner, Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Verdi, Tchaikovsky and Barber.
