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About Me

I am The Dude. I also respond to "His Dudeness", or uh, "Duder", or "El Duderino" (if you're not into the whole brevity thing.) I am a passifict hate Nihilists. Frequent Ralph's Grocery and the Holywood Bowl. I am currently unemployed. enjoy drinking White Russians, smoking joints with tweezers, bathing by candelight and bowling. I like to Listen to Creedence as well as the 1987 Bowling league playoffs on cassette tape while sitting on my rug (the one that "ties the whole room together").Achievements: One of the authors of the Port Huron Statement (the original, not the compromised second draft). Member: The Seattle Seven. "Roadie" for Metallica on their "Speed of Sound" Tour, Laziest man in Los Angeles County, In the running for the laziest man worldwide. Oh ya I was banned from Malibu.

My Interests

Bowling, driving around and having occasional acid flashbacks. Drinking White Russians aka "Caucasian", Smoking joints with tweezers

I'd like to meet:

Fellow bowlers, drinking buddies, smokers, other Lebowskis, and special lady friends. Feel free to leave a quote on my comments page, it makes the Duder's day.

Music:

Favorite music: Creedence (Creedence Clearwater Revival) , Least favorite: The Eagles

Movies:

the Big Lebowski, Log Jammin, King Pin

Television:

My T.V. was smashed by Nihilists

Books:

the Port Huron Statement (the original, not the compromised second draft).

Heroes:

Richard Nixon

My Blog

Wanna e in Playboy? R U In College? Check it!

Not the magazine :( But the website www.playboyu.com The site is a social networking site, much like myspace but geared toward college students. Right now it is in the early stages we have hund...
Posted by Dude on Tue, 15 May 2007 01:09:00 PST

New Shit has come to light

So I consulted Walter on the kidnapping. This is what I've learned, Quintanna is a fucking pervert, Donny always bowls fuckin strikes, I get 20 g's to make the drop off and I get to keep the rug. Th...
Posted by Dude on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Kidnapping

What makes a man? Being prepared to to the right thing? Well. that and a pair of testicles. Turns out that Bunny Lebowski has been kidnapped. I had to smoke a jay to contemplate the whole situatio...
Posted by Dude on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Friday the 9th

Mixed a caucasion this morning and listened to a shit load of messages on my machine. So Allan walks by, he got the venue he wanted to perform his dance quintet, I'll be there man. He also informed ...
Posted by Dude on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Over the line

So it's a league night and Donny's slammin em. Walter shows up 20 minutes late and brings a fucking Pomeranian bowling. If my fucking ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she and h...
Posted by Dude on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Other Lebowski

So Walter gives me this idea to get the other Jeff Lebowski to compensate me for the rug. I had a meeting with him today, what an uptight asshole. The meeting was really going nowhere, thinking I w...
Posted by Dude on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Rug Man

wrote a check for $.69 today at Ralph's Grocery, money is a little tight, but I must fuel the fire with white russians, can't live without em. So I get home and some shit head tosses me into the bath...
Posted by Dude on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sometimes there's a man

"I only mention it 'cause sometimes there's a man, I won't say a hero, 'cause what's a hero, but sometimes there's a man, and I'm talking about the Dude here, sometimes there's a man, well, he's The M...
Posted by Dude on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST