Member Since: 3/1/2006
Band Website: twofatbears.libsyn.com/
Band Members: Nightface & Keith Poon
We cannot seem to reach the elusive Lesbian folk-rock fanbase.
Influences: 1. Jobriath
2. Tom Wilson
3. The Zip Code Rapists
4. Skyhooks
5. Mudhead
6. The Karaoke Guy from Union Square
7. Sy Richardson
8. Peter Grudzien
9. Barry Mcquire (Christian Period)
10. The Clowns
11. The Hello People
12. Little Marcy
13. Discreet Encounter
14. Willie and Lester
15. The Frogs
16. Culturcide
17. Luie Luie
18. Wildman Fischer
19. The Penny Magic Show
20. Marvin Wallace
21. Jerry Presley
22. The Easy Goings
23. The Special Moments
24. New Wave Dave (if anyone knows if Dave is alive please write)
25. Kim Fowley
26. Dorian
27. Queen
28. The Units
29. The Centuries
30. Lionel Richie
31. The Germs
32. Fight Evil with Evil
33. Engelbert Humperdinck
34. Farley Parkenfarker
35. Paul Super-Apple Moralia
36. The Low Down Dirty D.A.W.G.S.
37. Nicodemus
38. Tracey Walter
39. Taylor Negron
40. Vincent Schiavelli
41. Clint Howard
42. Devo
43. Stephen Bishop (hi Bish)
44. Jonathan King
45. The Gizmos
46. Suburban Housewives (the band)
47. Suburban Housewives (the actual ladies)
48. Black Oak Arkansas
49. Stevie Nicks
50. Eilert Pilarm
51. High John the Conqueroo
52. Fred Willard
53. Uncle Floyd
54. Ivan AKA Jerry Allison
55. Jack Nitzsche
56. The Three Doctors Band
57. Vox Pop
58. Quintron
59. Derek Beckles
60. The vanity pressing big boys (Major, Bolles, Kugelberg and Turkington)
61. Elvis MacLeod
62. Chris Campbell
63. Chuck Panozzo
64. Mario Carlo Cipollina
65. Kenny "Bad Dawg" Monroe
66. Paul Ossola
67. Tommy Shannon
68. Brute Force
69. Paul Lynde
70. Cheech & Chong
71. Jesus Christ
72. The movie Roadhouse
73. Ruth Buzzy
74. Butterscott
75. Orion
76. Boys Town Gang
77. Kenneth Anger
78. Constant Masturbation
79. Don Fortune (Bowling for dollars-era)
80. Denny Treece
81. Denny Matthews
82. The 1986 New York Metropolitans
83. The 1980 Kansas City Royals (Fuck You Philadelphia...Greg Luzinski is fat disgusting pig)
84. Patrick Hernandez
85. Raymond and Peter
86. Bronski Beat
87. Jerry "The King" Lawler
88. Rowdy Roddy Piper
89. Rowdy Harrington
90. Doo Wop Mike
91. Dewey Phillips
92. Shooby Taylor
93. Sammy Davis Jr.
94. Merritt Butrick
95. Fyrefoxx
96. Alex Cox
97. Patrick Cowley
98. Petey Green
99. GG Allin
100. Don Rickles
101. Barnes and Barnes
102. The Hudson Brothers
103. Betsy Lynn Thompson
104. Carol Gwynn Thompson
105. Travesty Ltd.
106. Max2
107. O.B.O. (And solo Lee Richardson)
108. Rick Dees
109. The Adventures of Snowflake
110. Patch the Pirate
111. John Candy
112. Tommy and Harry (AKA Two Fat Bears)
113. Mike Nichols & Elaine May
114. Benny Hill
115. Deuces
116. The Sereno Michaels Project
117. Rockduster
118. Dog Police
119. Red and Sonny West
120. Krzysztof Penderecki
121. The Sensational Alex Harvey Band
122. The Alice Cooper Group
123. Crack The Sky, Slade
124. The Chipmunks
125. The Electric Company
126. PCP
127. Cocaine
128. Krzysztof Komeda
129. Mr. Met
130. Peech Boys
131. The Feederz
132. Artless
133. Scat Man Crothers
134. Zander Schloss
135. Three Day Stubble
136. Baby Buddah
137. Boner
138. Bunny
139. The First Genesis LP
140. Jim Reeves
141. Avery Schreiber
142. Marty Robbins
143. Stanley Cyril Whiteaker
144. Black Randy and the Metrosquad
145. Danny and the Miracles
146. Venus and the Razorblades
147. Kristy & Jimmy McNichol
148. The Sleepers
149. James Brown
150. Kathy McGinty
151. Juicy Bananas
152. Bibleman
153. The Power Team
154. The Coming Out Crew
155. Taco
156. 70's Men's Tennis (especially Borg and Nastase)
157. England Dan and John Ford Coley
158. Starbuck
159. Bob Welch
160. The Mentors
161. Dexter Wansel
162. The Godz
163. Harry Merry
164. Tony Burrello
165. Ed Sanders
166. Chris Elliot
167. Bob Elliot
168. Rick Duccomen
169. The Barrell House Boys
170. Don Novello
171. Mister Mike
172. Mason Reese
173. Anthony Newley
174. Very early David Jones
175. Yars Revenge LP (Kid Stuff Records)
176. The Robby Ledeaux Band
177. Tim Curry
178. Meadowlark Lemon
179. HR Puff & Stuff
180. Richard Dawson
181. Dr. Hook
182. Clara Peller
183. The Wombles
184. Zubliee Zoo
185. The Great Space Coaster
186. Dr. Know
187. Chicks with Dicks (Kansas City)
188. Clown Clown
189. Leo Sayer
190. Eurythmics
191. Frankie Goes To Hollywood
192. Gay Men (the band)
193. Gay Men (actual homos)
194. The First Class
195. Hall and Oates
196. Murray Head
197. Starship
198. The Fast
199. Liberace
200. Dennis DeYoung
201. Freddie Mercury
202. Any Recordings Produced by The Golding Institute
203. Emmett Dalton
204. Modern Rocketry
205. New York City Gay Men's Chorus
206. Killdozer
207. The Bay City Rollers
208. The Happy Flowers
209. Stickmen with Rayguns
210. Suckdog
211. Alvin Stardust
212. Dewey Phillips
213. Casey Kasem
214. Frankie Crocker
215. Scharpling & Wurster
216. Mistermanchild and Spoons
217. Klaus Nomi
218. The Parachute Club
219. Pop Tarts
220. King Harvest
221. Max Romeo
222. Night Angel
223. Exciter
224. San Francisco Gay Men's Chorus
225. Negative Trend
226. Savage Rose
227. Skeeter Davis
228. Sparkles (original cast recording)
229. Giles Palermo
230. Jude Carmona
231. Paul McCartney (Give My Regards To Broadstreet record only)
232. Kiss
233. Fred Small
234. Wham!
235. Tiny Tim
236. The Shaggs
237. Rodd Keith
238. Michaelanelgo (Kansas City psych)
239. Crime
240. Puttin' on the Ritz
241. The Mini-Pops
242. Moondog
243. Buckner and Garcia
244. Jimmy Buffett & Kenny Chesney
245. Electric Eels
246. John Waite
247. Cozy Powell
248. Mud
249. Roy Wood and Wizzard
250. The Crazy World of Arthur Brown
251. David Essex
252. Alan Parson's Project
253. Climax Blues Band
254. Jump 'n the Saddle
255. Rupert Holmes
256. Al Stewart
257. Pablo Cruise
258. The Pointer Sisters
259. Jim Rafferty (Gerry's brother)
260. Captain and Tennile
261. Double
262. Godley and Crème
263. Frank Stallone
264. Bertie Higgins
265. Rodney Allen Rippy (check out what he’s up to these days on youtube)
266. The Silver Apples
267. Saga
268. Robbie Dupree
269. Jim Steinman
270. The Ozark Mountain Daredvils
271. Cliff Richard (late 70's period)
272. Michael McDonald
273. Sister Sledge
274. The Dwarves
275. George Benson
276. Jeffrey Osborne
277. Jermaine Stewart
278. Walter Egan
279. Paul Davis
280. Toto
281. Leblanc and Carr
282. Bruce Haack and Miss Nelson
283. Sister Marcy
284. Tammy Bakker
285. Charlie the Hamster
286. David Arvedon
287. Flat Earth Society
288. Wolfman Jack and the Wolfpack
289. Monocles
290. John Appleton
291. Gene Marshall
292. Sulu
293. Dick Kent
294. Charles Manson
295. The Closet Case
296. Gallagher
297. Todd Andrews
298. The World's Most Dangerous Band (pre-Sid McGinnis)
299. A Year at the Top
300. Bruno Radolini
301. Jim Backus
302. Kip Addotta
303. Steve Martin & The Toot Uncommons
304. The Rocky Horror Picture Show Cast
305. Leonard Nimoy
306. William Shattner
307. Ogden Edsl
308. Nervous Norvos,
309. Nervous Gender
310. Freddie Blassie
311. Jon Wayne
312. Coyle and Sharpe
313. Andy Kaufman and Bob Zmuda
314. Calvert Deforest, Deforest Kelley
315. The Pipkins
316. Napoleon XIV, Screaming Lord Sutch
317. Celio and Kapono
318. Christopher Cross
319. Uri Geller
320. Mike Altman
321. BBWs (love you girls)
322. Ethel Merman (Disco Period)
323. Telly Savalas
324. Zolar X
325. The Residents
326. Gary Wilson
327. Crispin Hellion Glover
328. Sonny Kenner (RIP)
329. Nancy Dupree
330. Mason Williams
331. Lothar and the Hand People
332. Mister Blues
333. Del Shannon (psych period)
334. Mikey Wild
335. early David Hasselhoff
336. Kenny Process Team
337. Chris Burden
338. Timothy Carey
339. Herbert Huncke
340. Colin Blunstone
341. Halfnelson, Japan
342. Guy Debord
343. Wilhelm Reich
344. Stanislav Groff
345. Luke Rhinehart
346. Dusan Makavejev
347. Mark "The Bird" Fidrych
348. Rodney Dangerfield
349. Pete Maravich
350. Paul Williams
351. Jimmy Webb
352. Gary Numan
353. Mary Wornov
354. Pine State
355. The Corrillions
356. Abba
357. Gary Glitter
358. Michael Franks
359. Uncle Ed Muscari
360. Strawberry Alarm Clock
361. The Cowsills
362. The Enemy (NZ band)
363. Khabarta
364. Virtually any production "on ice"
365. Your Mother's mouth (non-Herpetic days)
366. The World's Fairest
367. The Mystic Satin
368. The Three Geniuses
369. Shields and Yarnell
370. Pink Lady and Jeff
371. The Ass-Baboons of Venus
372. Terry and the Idiots
373. Macho
374. Ray Bourbon
375. Byrd E. Bath & The Gentle Men
376. B. Bubba
377. Sandy Beech
378. Romanovsky & Phillips
379. Paul Davis
380. Benny Mardonez
381. Tom Sirard
382. The Bee Jays
383. Hal Blaine
384. Dora Hall
385. Rod McKuen
386. Raymond and Peter
387. Eddie Deezen
388. Paul Reubens
389. Stephen Furst
390. Harry Reems
391. LaWanda Paige
392. Doc Ellis
393. Bobby Riggs
394. Paul MacLeod
395. S. P. Dinsmoor
396. Jeffrey McKissack
397. The Legendary Stardust Cowboy
398. The Mystics
399. Elvis Presley
400. Virtual Girlz
401. John Trubee
402. Dr. Hand (Calls to Okies)
403. Dymaxion (Claudia Newell period)
404. The Screamers
405. Lady Reed
406. Sha Na Na
407. Batdorf and Rodney
408. Seals and Croft
409. Sid and Marty Croft
410. The Carpenters
411. Brett Smiley
412. Giorgio Moroder
413. Styx
414. Stoney and Meatloaf
415. Attila
416. Lance Romance
417. Archdiocese
418. The Fi-Tors
419. Chaotic Neutral
420. AA Allen
421. Monotrona
422. 10cc
423. The Rock-a-fire Explosion
424. Black Nasty
425. Legend (early 90's Greenpoint Metal)
426. The Murmaids
427. Hot Sandz (Royal Caribbean cruiseship Calypso outfit)
428. Dark Horse
429. Dion
430. Randy and the Rainbowsv
431. The Del Vikings
432. Chris VonTanner (a.k.a. Chris Tanner)
433. The Village People
434. Wicked Lester
435. Nicholas Roeg
436. Chubby Checker (psych period)
437. Suicide
438. Ron Kellogg
439. Don Noon
440. Pleaseasaur
441. Damaskas
442. Bruce Springstone
443. Marvin The Paranoid Android
444. Exude
445. Grant & Elliot
446. Rappin' Duke (Shawn Brown)
447. The Beastly Boys
448. The Yeastie Girls
449. 2 Live Jews
450. The kid from Brooklyn
451. The Grateful Dudes (Dead Tribute)
452. Marvin Hamlish
453. Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band
454. The Riverbottom Nighmare Band
455. William Hung
456. Mott-ly (R.I.P.)
457. Shit-Happens Rob
458. The Yiddish People
459. Phillip Michael Thomas (particularly his performance in Death Drug)
460. Barry Manilow
461. Silverhead
462. Tucky Buzzard
463. Stanky Brown
464. The Beaver Brown Band
465. Sawyer Brown
466. Savoy Brown
467. Nappy Brown
468. Sweetbottom
469. USA for Africa
470. Hose
471. Lynne Lavner
472. Jerome Green
473. Ernie K-Doe
474. Homeboy from Mask
475. The Butthole Surfers (pre-Widowermaker)
476. Peter Ivers
477. Doc Severinsen
478. BJ Snowden
479. Potliqour
480. Licorice Root Orchestra/Raymond Listen
481. The Harris & Penta Goodtime Express (obscure 80's Cape Cod, MA. lounge act)
482. The Daniel Band
483. TOP-DRAWER PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
484. Jan Terri
485. Sparks
NON-INFLUENCES:
1. All Contemporary Popular Music
2. Girl Grunge Rock (i.e. L7, Babes In Toyland, Hole, 7 Year Bitch)
3. Merzbow
4. Bill Laswell
5. Massive Attack
6. AMREP bands (i.e. Unsane, Helmet, Cows, Halo of Flies)
7. Cardigans
8. Portishead
9. St. Ettiene
10. "cake" bands (i.e. Cake, Cake Like, Cakekitchen, The Sea & Cake, Brick Layer Cake etc...)
11. The Toilet Boys
12. New Riders of The Purple Sage
13. Let's Active
14. Timbuk 3
15. Aerosmith
16. Humorless record nerds
17. Janis Joplin
18. Most Anne Murray
19. Soundgarden
20. Sonic Youth
21. Mike Watt (and his phony salt of the earth/punk rock grizzled old sage bullshit) how 'bout a complimentary barf bag with your next CD or mp3 or whatever the hell you call it these days
22. The Beastie Boys
23. Mother Love Bone
24. reunited hardcore bands
25. "I'm not a hipster"-hipsters (largely from the Midwest) that hang out at "real deal" Brooklyn bars who actually believe they're "down with the people" (give this man a healthy break)
26. Steven Stills
27. Joan Baez
28. Billie Jean King and other uppity frigid short-hairs (listen ladies, if we just fuck you once in awhile will you shut up?) Jeeesh at least Gloria Stienem was kinda hot (emphasis on "was" and "kinda")
29. Tortoise
30. Wilco
31. Argent
32. Fetchin' Bones
33. Jim O'Rourke
34. Blonde Redhead (still together? wow)
35. Primal Scream
36. The Black Crowes
37. Built to Spill
38. Bjork
39. Patti Smith
40. The Happy Mondays
41. Queen Latifah
42. Metallica
43. Miranda July
44. Riot Grrrrrls and the men who love them
45. The Red Hot Chili Peppers
46. Sinead O'Connor
47. Loren MazzaCane Connors
48. Craig Kilborn (king of the cocky 'think they're funny' frat-sports 'bags)
49. Jaime Pressly
50. Steven A. Smith
51. Lenny Kravitz (shame on you "whatever you say sir" mainstream shitbags...you should be fucking ashamed of yourselves...how could you do this to the rest/best of us? I mean Robert Cray was understandable BUT KRAVITZ?!?!?! Already buying the duct tape and dynamite for the inevitable Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony/dinner coming circa 2023)
52. Lydia Lunch
53. Janeane Garofalo (nice tats...loser. Wait you hate Bush AND you think MLK was "amazing"...my mind is blown)
54. Wanda Sykes (a convincing soul sistah for the "I've never actually met a black lady" set)
55. Sandfrog
56. Beck
57. your crappy band
58. R.E.M. (post-Document)
59. The Yeah Yeah Yeahs (not so bad. but come on is this really supposed to be extraordinary in ANY WAY? Am I missing something? The good part perhaps?)
60. Drivin N Cryin
61. Reverend Horton Heat (and the 'extreme-rockabilly' scurge he spawned)
62. Consolidated
63. Roy Williams
64. Black Dice (Again, not really particularly "good" or "bad" just BORING. also lemmings: see the long tradition of old, fat non-index-magazine-cover-model-types doing these same knob-twidling "experiments" for the last 40 years and get back to me...actually don't get anywhere near me you fuckwads)
65. The Blake Babies
66. George Lopez
67. TV on the Radio
68. Exene Cervenka
69. The Mars Volta
70. Wolfmother
71. Jamie Foxx
72. Denzel Washington
73. Samuel L. Jackson (you couldn't shine the back of Sy Richardson's balls...send Sy a royalty check)
74. Wesley Snipes
75. Will Smith
76. Chris Tucker
77. Justin Timberlake
78. Terry Richardson (though I must credit his hustle)
79. Ryan McGinley (literally queerbait)
80. DJ Spooky (or anyone with the letters "DJ" in their moniker)
81. Tattoos
82. Piercings, (actually make that all body modifications-except the one where you staple your stupid mouth shut)
83. Humorless Women (except E.G. Daly) that overuse the following words (Awesome, Rad, Weird, Like, Oh My God) Girls...little piece of advice here...this displeasing attempt at communication appeals to no one other than other halfwits. Buy a thesaurus while there's still time. Your looks are fading fast. Speaking like that ages even worse than your stupid tattoos
84. Billy Connolly
85. George Lopez
86. Carlos Mencia
87. Jimmy Fallon
88. Adam Sandler
89. Dane Cook and all other "dorm" comedians
90. Whoppi Goldberg
91. Interpol
92. Eddie Izzard
93. Adele Givens
94. Laura Hayes
95. Know-it-all sarcastic record dweebs that form insincere "joke bands"...wait scratch that one
96. Mumblers
97. uppity minorities
98. Did I mention the Beastie Boys?
99. Hot girls (including your mom/sister/girlfriends) with boyfriends or husbands (you can't escape us ladies...try as you might)
100. Mo'Nique, Sommore
101. Margaret Cho
102. Project Runway
103. Those obsessed with Project Runway
104. Going out on a limb here...the entire fashion industry (particularly the bitchy gays)
105. The pop-culturally illiterate (and no, you don't get a free pass just because you're a girl...unless you're insanely hot)
106. Marilyn Manson
107. The Insane Clown Posse
108. Jay-Z, P-Diddy
109. John Elway
110. Alex Rodriguez
111. Rick Foxx
112. Kobe Bryant
113. I realize I'm veering into the off-limits-fish-in-a-barrell zone BUT) The Henry Rollins Show (have you seen it?)
114. Matt Damon
115. Ben Stiller
116. Toni Morrison
117. Jesse Malin
118. Ryan Adams
119. Rufus Wainwright
120. Green Day
121. The Foo Fighters
122. Nirvana (and all 'grunge-era' Sub Pop bands-even Mudhoney-except The Dwarves-didn't like it then-hate it now-would seriously rather listen to fusion jazz and I'm not just saying that to be 'gutsy')
123. Outkast
124. Bright Eyes
125. The Cherry Poppin' Daddies
126. Mike Patton
127. Flower Travelin' Band
128. Tom Arnold
129. Brad Pitt
130. Sting
131. U2
132. Andy Dick
133. David Spade
134. Michael Rapaport
135. David Letterman (after he started sucking)
136. Dan Aykroyd (after he started sucking)
137. Steve Martin (after he started sucking)
138. Chevy Chase (after he started sucking)
139. Robin Williams (after he started sucking)
140. Billy Crystal (after he started sucking...he was likable in Soap)
141. Robert Klien (after he started sucking...wait, he always pretty much sucked)
142. Robert DeNiro (after he started sucking)
143. Jack Nicholson (after he started sucking)
144. Bob Dylan (after he started sucking)
145. Lou Reed (after he started sucking)
146. Eddie Murphy (after he started sucking)
147. Nicholas Cage (after he started sucking)
148. Kid Rock
149. Vince Vaughn
150. Jon Favreau
151. Tom Waits
152. Dean Smith
153. The New York Yankees
154. The Los Angeles Lakers
155. The New England Patriots
156. James Dolan
157. Those just discovering "soul music" (maybe you're just young but I still don't wanna meet you)
158. The Atlanta Braves
159. The North Carolina Tar Heels
160. David Eckstein
161. Cat Power
162. Humorless goths (goth nerds can be okay)
163. Carol of Harvest
164. Ellen Degeneres
165. Bette Midler
166. David Blaine
167. Jake Fogelnest
168. Vincent Gallo
169. Wes Anderson (thanks for putting the final nail in the Nick Drake coffin)
170. Ash Raw Temple
171. The Streets
172. Self-righteous native New Yorkers
173. Poorly-aging hags from the East Village covered in tattoos that still think the 10th wave Betty Page aesthetic is dangerous (Come on ladies, the No-tell motel closed about 15 years ago. Can we move on...please)
174. Discussing the merits and flaws of Vice magazine
175. Southern Culture on the Skids (please stop)
176. Nashville Pussy
177. The Anti-Folk scene
178. The Anti-Christ
179. The Freak-Folk scene
180. The Rockabilly Revival scene
181. The 5th-Wave Ska scene
182. John Zorn
183. The Experimental Music scene
184. The Noise Scene
185. The Hipster Metal scene
186. Death Metal
187. Nu-Metal, (dislike about 90% of all metal)
188. The hipster taxidermy scene
189. Ryan Adams
190. Sean Lennon (probably an Okay guy but the music sucks hard)
191. Humorless relics of NYHC
192. The Hipster Dirtbag Revival scene
193. A.R.E. Weapons
194. The Garage Rock scene
195. Flying Burrito Brothers copyists
196. The Flying Burrito Brothers
197. Electroclash
198. British Hip Hop (except The Cookie Crew)
199. All things Rave
200. The Illbient scene
201. Graffiti "culture"
202. Career Wiggers
203. The Swing Revival
204. Materialists
205. Cocky Skate-Wiggers
206. Cigar Aficionados
207. Humorless male-model types that ride vintage European motorcycles
208. All of my ex-friends that sided with my ex-girlfriend after our break-up
209. Urban "parents" that tolerate littering, violence, constant profanity, illiteracy and general scumbaggery
210. The Jack (radio staion)
211. Coldplay
212. Jeff Buckley
213. Oasis
214. Nick Zedd
215. The Swans
216. Glenn Branca
217. Julian Schnabel
218. 50 Cent
219. The vast majority of Austrailans I've met
220. Pot
221. Croning (style of singing popularized by Eddie Vedder, Chris Cornell, Scott Weiland etc...)
222. Tenacious D
223. Celebrity Poker
224. Fashion Week
225. The Revolting Cocks
226. NIN
227. ipods and ipod commercials
228. Hallie Eisenberg (cloying little girl from those Pepsi commercials in the 90's) UPDATE: Hallie was nausiating but not nearly as bad as the fucking Fios kid
229. Sam Brownback (reluctantly ignoring our strict "no politics" stance due to the level of terror this man strikes...code brown)
230. and lots of other stuff too (probably don't like you either...fuckface)
Sounds Like: Hard to describe, if I may paraphrase a poem by someone named 'Browning' (no shit)
How do I love snatch? Let me count the ways.
I love snatch to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I love snatch to the level of everyday's
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
I love snatch freely, as men strive for Right;
I love snatch purely, as they turn from Praise.
I love snatch with a passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I love snatch with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints, --- I love snatch with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life! --- and, if God choose,
I shall but love snatch better after death.
Record Label: SST
Type of Label: Major