Candace Caprice

small business owner cum laude. I am also a pilates instructor. I enjoy nesting in my farmhouse, gardening, comics, comic making, whatever i feel like doing. Afternoon rock in the mornings with my cats. i tell corny jokes and i use the phrase 'by the by' a bit too often. 2 chicks and a broom, the biz i started and now some rockin bff's have taken over. i enjoy weekend trips to small towns, big cites, other countries and water parks. I love my family. My bestest friends know who they are. If you know me, keep my wiles under wraps or I will get medieval on your ass. I feel like I'm in a mid-to-the-mid-life-crisis. I'm sure it's just a phase, right? I can speak french when I'm in France and should have three minors along with my major, but, some weren't offered. Poo! If you are an escapist like me and can read a subway and/or street map, call me when I'm stressed or unhappy and I will probably leave with you by plane or car.