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Wizardbeth

Cy Tolliver with tits

About Me

I've got excellent table manners. You should see me eat pizza- fucking exquisite.

July 9th: New crap at the SHOPPE! Get your 'Royal Bong of Canada' pins now! Or just come up and ask me for one. I got a lot of these thangs.

Mind-altering.

My Interests

I SHOULDN'T EVEN LET YOU NEAR THIS! HOT HOT HOT (basically)
Also- rail travel, ghost towns, cross-stitch, cheeses of the world, architecture, my hair, baby animals & not eating them, riding a bike in no great hurry, writing in a notebook for later development, talking to the mirror, cuddle marathons, hilarifying, neo-sincerity, regular sincerity.

I'd like to meet:

AWESOME DESTINY (the concept, not the stripper)

Music:

Hedge Fund Rock

Movies:

Three Amigos. Labyrinth. Midnight Cowboy. Alphaville.

Television:

yeah right. I am a Chateau Yquem 1959, and TV is like warm Baby Duck 2007 in a plastic cup.

Books:

I EAT BOOKS

Heroes:

I AM MY OWN HERO. I'm THAT self-actualized.

My Blog

That's Immaterial!

Since I ride the subway all the doggone time, I get to hear a lot of "important announcements from the New York City Police Department." Everytime I hear the phrase "important announcement" I pay much...
Posted by Wizardbeth on Wed, 23 May 2007 10:05:00 PST

MEEPOS?

The neat (?) thing about being a hi-strung depresso is that one minute you're completely A.J. on last night's episode of the Sopranos, and the next minute you're Alf after having eaten three cats...
Posted by Wizardbeth on Mon, 21 May 2007 11:33:00 PST

Great Moments in Television History

Mike found some VHS tapes in a box of mine (never really unpacked since college). Alright so I guess I taped The Beatles' 'HELP!' off of the USA Network back in 1992 and obviously that movie is pretty...
Posted by Wizardbeth on Thu, 17 May 2007 08:20:00 PST

One time for your mind, several times for my mind.

Why do these banner ads here think they can manipulate me with a ringtone?  A ringtone is not a motivating factor for me, nor is a ringtone even a real thing. Second of all, aren't ringtones...
Posted by Wizardbeth on Tue, 15 May 2007 01:06:00 PST

Bummin'

What the hell do I get out of MYSPACE anymore?   Not much.
Posted by Wizardbeth on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 09:37:00 PST

Stump Envy

Go ahead and be jealous of my stumps, I don't mind. I just bought a couple sets of these rad dudes and they are gonna make the most boss nightstands in all of Queens. ...
Posted by Wizardbeth on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:19:00 PST

Help out a dog, dog!

Most of us will be getting tax refunds real soon, and you know what I'll be doing with a lil bit of mine? Buying one of these dog beds (at wholesale price) for donation to the shelter of your choice, ...
Posted by Wizardbeth on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 02:48:00 PST

Check me out on CW11 Morning News, dogs!

I am the ultimate Loehmann's shopper... or am I? (Naaaah. I am. For real.) Find out tomorrow on CW11 Morning News! Larry Hoff will be at Loehmann's Uptown @ 72nd & Broadway doing a "news" segment ...
Posted by Wizardbeth on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 08:53:00 PST

Spam (a little)

This is NOTHING new- but I wanted to vent for a sec about SPAM, dogs! First off, here's the facts about SPAM 1.        Spam is email you don't want 2. &nbs...
Posted by Wizardbeth on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:48:00 PST

To Google Me is to Love Me

I'll admit to having mixed feelings about all these articles about how "Google is your new resume." Part of me says, "Fucking good! I wish Google was my ONLY resume! The paper one cold sucks!" And it'...
Posted by Wizardbeth on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:11:00 PST