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Derek

the liver was made to be punished

About Me

Im taller than you probably, but not that tall, and not that fat either. But tall enough to make short people feel uncomfertable. But short people are cool too. To play with that is, just jokin i really like short people, they make me feel tall. Not too tall though... Okay, Im an american in canada, I love US, but Canada ROCKS MY SOCKS. I play rugby, which means im a buffly beast, but not too beastly to make wimpy people feel uncomfertable. Not that wimpy people are bad, there just... Fun to squish, but all wimpy people. umm yea. I snowboard, skate, bike, and make video productions, don't worry they all clean videos. well most of them at least. Yea ill talk if ya want to get to know me more but theres really not much else to know about me cause im a really really lame person, so don't actually get to know me unless you really think im hot. But too bad if you do, cause im takin by somone probably hotter than you--------- actually not anymore!!!!

My Interests

I think i allready told you but if you have a short term memory problem than you should really get that checked out cause theres somthin wrong with you but that ok, i bet your still have a great personality.

I'd like to meet:

HOT BLONDS, not really but that would be cool too, but actually not really. anyone who can read the stuff above and still want to know more about me.

Music:

I have no tast at all in music lets think here, if anyones ever been to BC and heard the Zone 91.3 I listen that 24 hours a day. But to be specific here is what ive been listening to today: Led Zepplin, Rolling Stones. 311, Jimmi Hendrix, Finger 11, Incubis, Killarz, Sam Roberts, Queens of the Stone age, Rage against the Machine, Offspring, and some other bands but i cant think right now cause i got some girl yelling in my ear to write clay achin obaby its pissing me off mabye ill update this later when im alone.

Movies:

Office space, that is the most inspiration movie of my life.

Television:

I hate TV and everything about it, especially commercials, expect i like watching rugby.

Books:

You think i know how to read?

Heroes:

Me, myself, I, him, her, them, your mom, your dad, mabye your sister, and not your cat.

My Blog

Golf

I have just decided to tell the world my frustraition with the sport golf. You try and hit that darn ball, and it doesn't work. You try to hit it harder, and it really doesn't work. and then you des...
Posted by Derek on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hair

I am fasinated by my hair and what it does to my social life, and how dramically it affects my standings in society. While i had my nice long curely hair, like in most of my pictures, My social life ...
Posted by Derek on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

beaver

I have been contemplating the meaning of Beavers, and why they build dams, do they just like the feeling of the wood in their teeth? or is it a power trip to make water stop. Some arogent college gra...
Posted by Derek on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST