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Khairil

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About Me

What do you really want to know about me?
You don't want to hear about how I was born in Manila and raised in the UK.
You don't want to hear of the trials and tribulations of coming to terms with Malaysia as my home.
As much as I hope you want to hear about my involvement in FYI Entertainment , the tiny little record label that myself and a group of other daydreamers concocted after a salsa enema experiment, I'm pretty sure you'd rather be seduced by a rampant wilderbeast.
And as for my so-called musical accomplishments playing bass for Y2k , guitar for Triple 6 Poser , my past involvement with the much hated Khaimano and my scarce solo stints at acoustic nights, there are plenty more musicians of more skill and sexual charisma than I could ever muster unless I got a fringe and lost abut 20 kilos.
Could it be my writing? Were you lead here by my blog, the Ballad of Justin Guber ? Are you truly interested in my humdrum daily routine of writing adverts for Grey Advertising and occasionally freelancing for KLue magazine?
Could it be you want to know more about my full length feature debut, Ciplak ?
Of course not.
I know what you want.
You want to know about the ferrets.
The ferrets, and why they're always covered in marmalade and writhing over my buck naked body whenever I visit old aged pensioners.
Well, if you know a better way to get them to lick themselves do let me know.

My Interests

Writing (whether it's prose, scripts, articles or songs), playing guitar, filmmaking, skateboarding, doodling, reading comics, watching films and listening to music.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone. Anything. I thrill at the thought of meeting new people, listening to their opinions, watching them interact in their natural habitat and disecting their inner workings much like a high-school sadist in bio class armed with a scalpel and a fresh frog.
Except without the frog.
Or the scalpel.

Music:

Old School Rock: Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, the Doors, AC/DC, Rolling Stones, Jefferson Airplane, Aerosmith, Frank Zappa, Cheap Trick, the Who, Pink Floyd, Deep Purple, Cream.
Hip-Hop Beastie Boys, Run DMC, Public Enemy, N.E.R.D., Mos Def, DMX, Eminem, NWA, Snoop Dogg, Wu Tang Clan, Mos Def, Outkast.
Rock n' Roll: Chuck Berry, Jerry Lee Lewis, Little Richard, the Big Boppa, Beach Boys, the Beatles.
Rock Revivalists: the Darkness, Jet, Kings of Leon, the Hives, Hot Hot Heat, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Death From Above 1979.
Old School Punk: the Clash, the Ramones, Iggy Pop & the Stooges.
2nd Wave Ska: the Beat, Madness, the Specials.
The Blues: John Lee Hooker, B.B. King.
Solo Songwriters: Suzanne Vega, Bob Dylan, Tracy Chapman, Fiona Apple.
90's Alternative: Nirvana, Weezer, Smashing Pumpkins, Stone Temple Pilots, Radiohead, Everclear, Sleeper, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Terrorvision.
3rd Wave Ska-Punk: Sublime, Reel Big Fish, the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Save Ferris, Goldfinger, Mustard Plug.
Electronica/DJ/Etc: Daft Punk, Prodigy, Dust Brothers, DJ Shadow, Mixmaster Mike, the Wiseguys, Ta-Dhin Project, DJ QBert.
Punk/Emo/Etc.: NOFX, Rancid, Green Day, (early) Offspring, Blink 182, the Ataris, Something Corporate, the Living End, Taking Back Sunday.
Crooners: Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin.
Swing Revivalists: Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Brian Setzer Orchestra, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Cherry Poppin' Daddies.
Soul Brothers n Sisters: Marvin Gaye, James Brown, Aretha Franklin, Joss Stone, George Clinton.
Metal/Nu-Metal/Etc: (early) Korn, (early) Metallica, (early) Sepultura, White Zombie, Deftones.
Unknown Genre: Ben Folds Five, Primus, Mr. Bungle, Tism, Electric Six, Theme tunes to Cartoon Network shows.

Movies:

Comedy: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Monty Python and the Meaning of Life, American Pie, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Harold & Kumar go to White Castle, the Big Lebowski, Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?, Airplane, A Fish Called Wanda, Coming to America, Trading Places, Beverly Hills Cop, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Spinal Tap, Freddy Got Fingered, Swingers, Whitnail & I, Seniman Bujang Lapuk, Pendekar Bujang Lapuk, Ali Baba Bujang Lapuk, 3 Abdul, Do Re Mi, Labu & Labi, Madu Tiga.
Action: A Better Tomorrow I & II, the Killer, Bullet in the Head, Hard Boiled, Face/Off, Die Hard, Speed, Matrix, Drunken Master II, Fist of Legend, Spiderman II, X Men II, Hellboy, Blade I & II, Batman I & II, Robocop, Terminator I & II, 2 Fast 2 Furious, the Bourne Identity.
Horror: Evil Dead I & II, Army of Darkness, American Werewolf in London, Brain Dead, Dawn of the Dead (remake), the Haunting (original), the Exorcist, Lost Boys, Cabin Fever, 28 Days Later, Nightmare On Elm Street, Jacob's Ladder, Event Horizon, Dog Soldiers, Beetlejuice (didn't know what genre to put it in).
Drama: Taxi Driver, Magnolia, Boogie Nights, Rain Man, Fight Club, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, ChungKing Express, Kill Bill I & II, Pi, Requiem for a Dream, American Splendour, Wall Street, Tadpole, Ed Wood, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Red Dragon, Benny & Joon, Edward Scissorhands, Big Fish, Scent of a Woman, Dead Poets Society, American Beauty, Raging Bull, Donnie Darko, American History X, Ichi the Killer, Battle Royale, Almost Famous, Amelie, Trainspotting, The Good, The Bad & The Ugly, Pale Rider, Once Upon A Time In The West, Sgt. Hassan, Ibu Mertua Ku.
Gangster: Godfather Trilogy, Goodfellas, Casino, Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, the Untouchables, Things to do in Denver when you're Dead, Donnie Brasco, Gangster No.1, the Italian Job, Get Carter, Boyz In The Hood.
Animated: Toy Story I & II, Shrek I & II, Transformers: the movie, Akira, the Incredibles, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut.
Popcorn: Back to the Future trilogy, Star Wars II, IV, V & VI, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, the Breakfast Club, Weird Science, Indana Jones trilogy, the Goonies, Gremlins I & II, Pirates of the Caribbean, Oceans Eleven, Ghostbusters, School of Rock.

Television:

British Comedy: Monthy Python's Flying Circus, Red Dwarf, Bottom, Rising Damp, Only Fools and Horses, the Fast Show, Ali G, Fawlty Towers, Have I Got News For You, Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Cartoons: Dexters Lab, Powerpuff Girls, Cow & Chicken, I Am Weasel, Transformers, the Simpsons, South Park.
MTV: Beavis & Butthead, the Maxx, Aeon Flux, Viva La Bam, Jackass.
American Comedy: Friends, That 70's Show, Frasier.
Classics: Knight Rider, MacGyver, Airwolf, the A-Team, Mork & Mindy, Happy Days.
The Only TV Show I've Bought Every Single Season Of: Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Others: Late Nite Poker.

Books:

Comics: Transmetropolitan, Gen 13, Fables, Preacher, Hellblazer, Sandman, New X Men, Ultimates, Watchmen, V for Vendetta, Sin City: That Yellow Bastard, Batman, the Maxx, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Squee.
Fiction: Fight Club, Choke, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Catcher in the Rye, Dracula, It, Good Omens, Philosophy in the Boudoir, Silence of the Lambs, Generation S.L.U.T., the Wasp Factory.
Non-Fiction: Screenplay, If Chins Could Kill, That Robert Rodriguez diary of how he shot a movie for less than $7,000 which I can't remember the title of, Once More With Feeling.

Heroes:

Martin Scorcese - For making me want to be a film director.
Robert Rodriguez - For proving what was once thought impossible in filmmaking.
Sam Raimi - For taking me on a rollercoaster ride in the Evil Dead trilogy and Spiderman II.
Robocop - For teaching me the F-word.
Quentin Tarantino - For helping me refine the use of the F-word. Oh, and making some excellent films too.
Johnny Depp - For being the coolest actor to ever live.
John Cleese - For all those extras in the Fawlty Towers box set, preaching the nature behind comedy.
Hunter S. Thompson - For opening my eyes to his gonzo world.
Marty Beckerman - Even though I've only read one of his books, believe me I am super-impressed.
Kurt Cobain - For introducing me to the wonderful world of guitar based music.
Guo Sun Lee - For introducing me to Kurt Cobain (not personally, of course).
Jimi Hendrix - For showing me the beauty of great guitar playing.
Warren Ellis - For writing Transmetropolitan.
Garth Ennis - For writing Preacher.
Alan Moore - For writing the most revolutionary comic books in history.
Neil Gaiman - For introducing me to a whole new world of comics (and in that world, they call them graphic novels).
Sharan - For helping me out.
P. Ramlee - For teaching me how to speak Malay and showing just how much a man can accomplish in cinema.

My Blog

Ciplak Launch Party!

Come when you can and come hard, boys n' girls.
Posted by Khairil on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 11:49:00 PST

Y2k Album Launch!

  Ok, boys and girls. Time for some pimpage: my band Y2k is having an album launch next Tuesday at Paul's Place, and you're all invited (so long as you're in Malaysia, of course). To get on...
Posted by Khairil on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 02:19:00 PST

Y2k Album Launch!

  Ok, boys and girls. Time for some pimpage: my band Y2k is having an album launch next Tuesday at Paul's Place, and you're all invited (so long as you're in Malaysia, of course). To get on...
Posted by Khairil on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 02:20:00 PST

Christmas Eve Rocks!

Click on a band to find out more! ...
Posted by Khairil on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 11:30:00 PST

London Calling

The rest of these London exploits can be found at The Ballad of Justin Guber...
Posted by Khairil on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

We need KY. For porn.

So the monkeys in my brain said, "blog again you must you must," but 20six is on the fritz, so here I am once again to entertain with the mundane and rant and rave on what I crave and fantasize of por...
Posted by Khairil on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fear No Music


Posted by Khairil on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Asses of Fire

My cornhole burns from spicy karipap. Outside, the traffic is a slow crawl as petrol-powered automobiles slowly wait in turn to get the fuck out of the city. I burp. Repeatedly. Gastric pains. Oreo...
Posted by Khairil on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Triple 6 Poser Feb 19th 1 Utama

Yup. That's right. Triple 6 Poser, my band, will be playing at the 1 Utama new wing parking lot this Saturday 19th Feb together with Nitrus, Cosmic Funk Express, Flatline, GroundXero, Vespertine, Bau ...
Posted by Khairil on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Where'd My 20six go?

What in the name of anal fuckery is going on? 20six.co.uk seems to no longer exist on the world wibe web. What the fuck? My trusty blog site has suddenly gone the way of the dodo? I just updated it...
Posted by Khairil on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST