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tHe SaRaH... is GirL wEdNeSdAy

How DARE you blaspheme in the synagogue of tHe SaRaH...

About Me

Sarah --
[noun]:
A dance involving little to no clothing
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.comTHIS IS IMPORTANT!!!– I thought this pretty much sums up what I am feeling at this point in time.- I’m picky. I hate the term dating. Most don’t stimulate me. - I would love to meet you if you haven’t completely annihilated the term “moral” - I would rather be alone. I don’t need you if you don’t exceed my expectations.Okay, now that I got that out of the way, this is what I am all about... I LOVE baseball so now that the season has started, that pretty much occupies my weekends and some weeknights. I have a subscription to Sports Illustrated, which is sort of weird for a girl I suppose, but I REALLY enjoy sports. Being alone doesn't bother me - I am NOT someone who has to be with people all of the time, although I do enjoy meeting new people.Reasons you might want to contact me... 1) Do you LOVE baseball? 2) Do you drool in your sleep? 3)If you had to select a Jelly Belly flavor which best encompasses your personality, which would you choose and why?If you need help: http://jellybelly.com/Cultures/en-US/Fun/Flavor+Guides/Jelly +Belly+Flavor+Guide.htm4)Would you be willing to eat a bowl of live crickets for $40,000?5)Do you like dogs?I cannot handle when one has a lisp, it is like a fork on a chalkboard.****One of my major goals in life is to visit Easter Island... Easter Island is over 2,000 miles from the nearest population center, (Tahiti and Chile), making it one of the most isolated places on Earth.Anything else, just ask.
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"The kiss of the double-pinky-thumb-knuckle"Sarah — ... is a biblical matriarch and the wife of Abraham, the patriarch of Judaism, Islam, and Christianity.
You Are 92% Happy
It's unlikely that you know anyone happier than you.
You know how to be happy, no matter what life throws at you. How Happy Are You?****Well, I am mainly interested in baseball.****ROCK CLIMBING ROCKS!!!**** My dog, Phoebe Kate, is pretty much the coolest dog in the world.**** I ABSOLUTELY LOVE QUOTES. I own the Merriam Webster Dictionary of Quotations. If you have any good quotes, pass them on to me please!
Your Birthdate: September 1
You are a natural born leader, even if those leadership talents haven't been developed yet.
You have the power and self confidence to succeed in life, and your power grows daily.
Besides power, you also have a great deal of creativity that enables you to innovate instead of fail.
You are a visionary, seeing the big picture instead of all of the trivial little details.

Your strength: Your supreme genius

Your weakness: Your inappropriate sensitivity

Your power color: Gold

Your power symbol: Star

Your power month: January What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
You are a New Age Girl!
You're bright, opinionated, and dedicated to changing the world.
Even if it's one hybrid car at a time, you do you part to make things better.
In fact, you may be so busy with your causes that you have little time for love.
Take an extra yoga class or two, and you just might meet New Age Guy! What Kind of Girl Are You?...unless it was Ryan Reynolds because he is delicious!I would go out with Johnny Damon if I met him in a yoga class, but those two are it I swear!To all of my friends:


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I'd like to meet:

"Summit" - Odd NerdrumMEET MY FUTURE HUSBAND(s)...http://www.wilson-brothers.com/
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Music:

Ummm, where to begin... I am in love with: The Weepies, Matt Costa, Eagles of Death Metal, Sufjan Stevens, Imogen Heap, The Shins, Jack Johnson, G. Love, Coldplay, David Gray, , Lionel Richie, Jason Mraz (sometimes), Chicago, Barry Manilow, White Stripes, Men Without Hats, The Postal Service, Prince, Death Cab for Cutie, Panic! @ the Disco, Dashboard Confessional, Tristan Prettyman, Keith Urban, The Fray, Radiohead, Kyle Mann Combo, Hall and Oates, blah blah blah.... Ryan Huston Rocks!
Your Love Song Is
Yellow by Coldplay

"Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah they were all yellow"

You're so in love, it's like a drug. What Love Song Are You?

Movies:

Old School
Wedding Crashers
Garden State
You, Me & Dupree A lot like Love
Office Space
Someone like you
Little black book
Sixteen Candles
Say anything
The Family Stone Swingers Dog Park"My effort should never be to undermine another's faith, but to make him a better follower of his own faith." Gandhi.....***** A dinosaur, LOL, hiding Easter eggs! LMAO!I absolutely adore this little guy!

Television:

I do not watch TV. It sucks, I'm sorry!

Books:

I think you forgot to kiss my soul...


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--"EVERYTHING HERE IS EATABLE. I'M EATABLE, BUT THAT MY CHILDREN IS CALLED CANABALISM AND IS FROWNED UPON IN MOST SOCIETIES." -- WILLY WONKA--


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Shhh, don't tell anyone I actually read these books; boys don't like smart girls ;)** I heart dictionaries but here are my most recent reads: NAKED ECONOMICS - Charles Wheelan (I know, I am a geek), Wins, Losses, and Lessons - Lou Holtz, Straight Up & Dirty - Stephanie Klein, The Cartoon Book of Physics, Dictionary of Eye Terminology, The Little Eye Book, Dictionary of Psychology, Mental Floss. I am pretty much a fan of Gray's Anatomy b/c it is the best book ever if you are into gross anatomy stuff. I also liked Jenna Jameson's biography. It was really sad, funny, disgusting, and best of all entertaining.**...


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"Maybe you want her maybe you need her Maybe you had her maybe you lost her to another" - The Fray "All At Once"

Heroes:

Jesus, Mother Teresa, The Chicago White Sox!, Nuns everywhere, Doctors - specifically Dr. Terry Lairmore of Barnes Hospital St. Louis, Sofonisba Anguissola, Artemisia Gentileschi, Judith, Susanna.... AND SINGLE LADIES EVERYWHERE!!!Your propensity for monogamy is medium.
In general, you prefer to have only one love interest.
But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long!
There's too much eye candy to keep you from wandering. Speaking of EYE CANDY!!!

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And I look down and there is a taco sitting on the floor...

Bits of randomness by tHe SaRaH & Samantha   - Oh my God, there is a little green monkey arm in the middle of the living room. - Seriously, I mean seriously. Seriously. (we could go on for ho...
Posted by tHe SaRaH on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 11:58:00 PST

Just call me "Reptile Nose"

I am sick with another upper respiratory infection. I have been blowing my nose so frequently, it is red and starting to peel. Just call me "Reptile Nose" because I feel like I am molting j...
Posted by tHe SaRaH on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 08:36:00 PST

The good news is...

Somewhere there is ALWAYS someone who will attempt to crush and demolish your little spirit. This has been happening a lot lately.   The good news is there will ALWAYS be someone just a...
Posted by tHe SaRaH on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 07:57:00 PST

About the "I'm sorry" bulletin...

She said:I'm Sorryif my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs.I'm sorryif my butt isn't big enough for you.I'm sorryif I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.I'm sorryif I'm not pretty...
Posted by tHe SaRaH on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 03:57:00 PST

If my day had a soundtrack...

Okay, so I was thinking about what the soundtrack to my day would be if I could have music playing behind me throughout my day. I know it sounds ridiculous, but this is how I roll - you should know th...
Posted by tHe SaRaH on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 05:09:00 PST

Happy as a clam...

Am I the only person who believes that clams are not really happy? Think about it  they sit in water and they don't really do anything. Am I alone in that I think this saying is incredibly ironic? I ...
Posted by tHe SaRaH on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 08:16:00 PST

My leetle seastir...

Ever since I was a little girl I wished for a sister. August 3, 1989 I got what I had wished for  Samantha Lynn Hilmers.     I really miss my seastir because now we don't see each other ve...
Posted by tHe SaRaH on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 05:28:00 PST

Your feelings do not matter to ANYONE but yourself...

Pardon my elegiac doff this evening, but this is most definitely true. No one cares about your thoughts or feelings, unless it influences or affects one directly. Despite this disturbing revelat...
Posted by tHe SaRaH on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 04:24:00 PST

While on the elevator this morning...

I walk into the elevator this morning and I am surrounded by silence as I am staring down at my feet. The elevator is packed, yet no one says a single word. I look over at a young, but overweight Afri...
Posted by tHe SaRaH on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 06:57:00 PST

This is what I really want to know about you...

1. If you had to select a Jelly Belly flavor which best encompasses your personality, which would you choose and why? If you need help: http://jellybelly.com/Cultures/en-US/Fun/Flavor+Guides/Jelly +Bel...
Posted by tHe SaRaH on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 01:30:00 PST