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Rod Da Impaler

Smiling is a Gesture of Submission

About Me

Luis Miguel - Delirio
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My Interests


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I'd like to meet:

Natalie Portman proves that street cred and discernible talent are not required in rap "music"

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Music:

Elvis Presley - Jailhouse Rock
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Movies:

Angel Heart, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Fallen, The Last Temptation of Christ, Seven, The Exorcist, The Omen, The Omen II, Saw, Saw II, Saw III, Donnie Darko, Silence of the Lambs, Color of Night, Dead Again, Night of The Living Dead, Rosemary's Baby, Cat People, The Shining, Jenifer, Body Double, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Innocent Blood, Re-Animator, The Sixth Sense, The Green Mile, Freaks, Wicker Man, Spellbinder, Boxing Helena, Children of the Corn, Scared Stiff, The Serpent and the Rainbow, The Believers, The Grudge, 28 Days Later, Helter Skelter, The Amityville Horror, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Friday the 13th, The Nightmare on Elm Street, Henry:Portrait of a Serial Killer, Badlands, Swoon, Child's Play, Alien, Incredible Melting Man, I Spit on Your Grave, Carrie, Once Bitten, Love at First Bite, Vampire's Kiss, Blue Velvet, The Hills Have Eyes, Wolf, Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein, Beetlejuice, Body Double, Basic Instinct, The Devil's Advocate, Hostel, Predator, Dance with the Devil, Wrong Turn, Devil's Rejects, Karla, Cabin Fever, The Hitcher, The Craft, Futureworld, Batman, Spiderman, Ghost Rider, The Hamiltons, Creepshow, Creepshow II, Creepshow III, The Reaping, Mr. Brooks, Halloween (2007), Pan's Labyrinth, The Orphanage.The Godfather, The Godfather II, Goodfellas, Scarface, Once Upon a Time in America, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Natural Born Killers, American History X, Mi Familia, Blood In Blood Out, American Me, The Usual Suspects, Lucky Number Slevin, The Cotton Club, Sin City, The Professional, Carlito's Way, Bugsy, Road to Perdition, A Bronx Tale, Man on Fire, Year of the Dragon, Gangster No. 1, Snatch, King of New York, Reservoir Dogs, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Things to Do in Denver When You are Dead, Taxi Driver, The Krays, Public Enemy # 1, A Clockwork Orange, Miller's Crossing, Bad Lieutenant, Hoodlum, Mobsters, The Last Boy Scout, A Perfect World, The Departed, The Last Seduction, Deep Cover, Memento, Training Day, Romeo is Bleeding, At Close Range, Chinatown, Prizzi's Honor, Hell's Angels on Wheels, The Warriors, Running Scared (1986), Bad Boys (1983), Narc, Bad Influence, Point Break, Road House, A History of Violence, Cool Hand Luke, Deja Vu.The Petrified Forest, Key Largo, High Sierra, The Big Sleep, The Maltese Falcon, The Roaring Twenties, The Big Shot, Angels with Dirty Faces, Casablanca. Any movie where the actress says, "Big Lug," or the actor says, "Now I am going to kiss you very fast and very hard."Braveheart, Full Metal Jacket, Apocalypse Now, Platoon, Saving Private Ryan, Birdy, Three Kings, Gladiator, The Patriot, From Here to Eternity, Red Dawn, Troy, We Were Soldiers, First Blood, The Man in the Iron Mask.Tombstone, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, The Outlaw Josey Wales, Joe Kid, Pale Rider, The Unforgiven, High Plains Drifter, A Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, Hang 'Em High, The Beguiled, Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid, Young Guns, Young Guns II, Silverado, The Quick and the Dead, Dances with Wolves, Blazing Saddles, Westworld.Enter the Dragon.
Get this video and more at MySpace.comThe Pink Panther, A Shot in the Dark, The Party, The Return of the Pink Panther, The Pink Panther Strikes Again, Revenge of the Pink Panther, Duck Soup, A Night at the Opera, A Day at the Races, Horse Feathers, Monkey Business, Bananas, Annie Hall, It Happened One Night, The Seven Year Itch, Foul Play, Seems Like Old Times, Deal of the Century, Airplane, Airplane II: The Sequel, Arthur, Meatballs, Caddyshack, Stripes, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Vacation, European Vacation, Christmas Vacation, Fletch, Fletch Lives, Spies Like Us, Memoirs of an Invisible Man, A Fish Called Wanda, When Harry Met Sally, Raising Arizona, Big, 48 Hours, Trading Places, Eddie Murphy Raw, The Jerk, The Man with Two Brains, Parenthood, Groundhog Day, Kingpin, Tommy Boy, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, Dumb and Dumber, The Cable Guy, Liar Liar, Me Myself and Irene, Bruce Almighty, There's Something About Mary, Meet the Parents, Zoolander, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, The Waterboy, 50 First Dates, Intolerable Cruelty, Mischief, My Cousin Vinny, It Could Happen to You, Forrest Gump, Bachelor Party, Big, War of the Roses, What Women Want, Date Movie, American Pie, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, Heartbreak Kid, Knocked Up, Showgirls (Elizabeth Berkley is a comedic genius).Wild at Heart, 9 1/2 Weeks, Wild Things, The Lover, The Hot Spot, Heathers, Dangerous Liaisons, Cruel Intentions, Cinderella (Cheryl Smith Version), The Paint Job, Warm Summer Rain, Two Moon Junction, Henry and June, Black Snake Moan, Untamed Heart.A Few Good Men, The Rainmaker, And Justice for All, Primal Fear, Philadelphia, The Verdict, To Kill a Mockingbird, 12 Angry Men, Runaway Jury, Suspect, The Accused, Compulsion, Erin Brockovich, Murder in the First, Bonfire of the Vanities, Presumed Innocent, True Believer, A Time to Kill, Disclosure, The Juror, Criminal Justice, Return to Paradise.Grease, Mambo Kings, Fabulous Baker Boys, Saturday Night Fever, Dirty Dancing, Footloose.

Television:

The Shield, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The O'Reilly Factor, Red Eye, NYPD Blue, The Sarah Silverman Program, Penn and Teller: Bullshit, Californication, South Park, The Sopranos, The Office, My Name is Earl, Free Radio, The Ultimate Fighter, American Justice, The First 48, Cops, Street Patrol, Jail, Snapped, America's Most Wanted, Parking Wars (someone needs to shoot one of them meter maids), Dateline, The Apprentice, Mad TV, Saturday Night Live, The Jerry Springer Show, The Steve Wilcos Show, Cheaters, Judge Mathis, The People's Court, Cristina's Court, Judge Maria Lopez, Judge Judy (looking more like the Cryptkeeper each year), The Flavor of Love, I Love New York, Rock of Love, America Idol, Soap, Baretta, Starsky and Hutch, The Jeffersons, Sanford and Son, Chico and the Man, All in the Family, The Love Connection, The Gong Show, and The Brady Bunch.

Books:

The Rosy Crucifixion, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Tropic of Cancer, Dangerous Liaisons, The Stand, The Great Gatsby.

Heroes:



My Blog

Why Obama is Unfit To Be President...

There is a litany of reasons why Obama is unfit to be president of the greatest country in the world.He lacks integrity:Obama has repeatedly denied that he was ever a practicing Muslim but&. - it is w...
Posted by Rod Da Impaler on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 02:38:00 PST

Things I think about while I am sitting on my throne XIV

1. My street name is the Notorious R-O-D.2. When someone is sad, do I try to cheer them up because it makes me feel uncomfortable or because I genuinely care about them?3. Giving up drinking each L...
Posted by Rod Da Impaler on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 03:03:00 PST

Things I think about while I am sitting on my throne XIII - The Super Bowl Edition

1. I am really good at not being followed. 2. Sometimes I smell ketchup when there is none around. 3. When people say, "Give them/him/her my best," I don't think they really mean it. 4. If, "How low c...
Posted by Rod Da Impaler on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:56:00 PST

Things I think about while I am sitting on my throne XII....

1. I am becoming more and more convinced that I have emotional Attention Deficit Disorder when it comes to women. 2. My golfing nickname is, "Crampy Toes." 3. Do flys vomit each time they land on us ...
Posted by Rod Da Impaler on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 06:39:00 PST

Jena 6

On December 4, 2006 in Jena Louisiana, a white student was beaten into unconsciousness by 6 black, "students," who continued to kick this white student even after he was knocked out. Amazingly, ...
Posted by Rod Da Impaler on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 02:44:00 PST

Mandatory Drug Testing for Welfare Recipients

This is a brilliant idea. Everyone should be held accountable.Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as they see f...
Posted by Rod Da Impaler on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:24:00 PST

The ACLU, the Far Left and Their Agenda (Compliments of my buddy Edward Mandell House)

So Done With The Far Left-Hate America Crowd. How About You?In the 1920's our country's worst nightmare was born. Indeed, you're living in blind unawareness if you do not understand the origins of the...
Posted by Rod Da Impaler on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 04:21:00 PST

Things I think about while I am sitting on my throne XI ......

1.  I have the utmost respect for hair stylists who don't feel the need to make small talk while they cut my hair.2.  If vodka is the tasteless assasin of alcoholic beverages, why flavor it?...
Posted by Rod Da Impaler on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 01:28:00 PST

Things I think about while I am sitting on my throne X ......

1.  Sometimes when I pull my right earlobe and then put my fingers to my nose, I can smell garlic bread.2.  Why are hikers in California surprised when mountain lions/bob cats/coyotes attack...
Posted by Rod Da Impaler on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 10:41:00 PST

Things I think about while I am sitting on my throne. IX......

Not up to my standards, unfortunately, these are the only thoughts I can share at this time......1. Women are much better friends/human beings than men.2.  Great quote from a new Showtime Series ...
Posted by Rod Da Impaler on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 06:30:00 PST