Lenny profile picture

Lenny

I'm pissing on the velvet, that's what I'm doing

About Me

I hate censorship, dishonesty, hypocrisy, and people with no sense of humor. I love women, making people laugh and speaking the truth. I'm a little self-centered, but I think I'm a decent guy. I can't stand bigotry and narrow minds.

My Interests

In freedom of speech, the accent is on freedom, not on speech.-- ----------------------------------------------- ...my point of view is that under our constitution no American citizen is born with an original sin. Therefore, the burden is not upon any of the citizens in our country to prove that our speech is beyond reproach, but respected and protected by the constitution. The difficulty I've had is with the people who confuse themselves with the authorities. Which I believe is a quasi-religious point of view. ------------------------- Again, that they have not a truly religious view but a quasi-religious view that the law is something that is out to trap you. They don't realize that it is created by We The People. They think there is a good and evil in the law instead of a right and wrong in the law - ----------------------------------------------------I never talked about sex on the stage. I discuss religion . . . I criticise the authorities . . . but sex, that's not my point of view, that's not my interest. The way I do my act is that I portray many different characters throughout many different regions. I do the dialect of the regions; therefore, I do the portrayal of the character. To have each character speaking like a Cockney, but talking as an Italian, the people would think I was absurd. So the character has to be real. And that cliché about freedom of speech doesn't mean you can go far in a crowded theatre. Because the stage is make-believe: you can kill Christ on stage, and no one takes you away at the end and puts you in jail. It's make-believe! The mistake is to believe that the American theatre is an instruction of morality, which it is not. The reason the Supreme Court is very concerned with the First Amendment is that it is the only strength our country has. In freedom of speech, the accent is on freedom, not on speech. It's the right to get it across, to communicate - the right of the reader to read it and the person to say it. In other words, a discussion on syphilis is not an instruction to get it. A country can only be strong when it knows all about the bad - the worst, worst things. When it knows about the bad, then it can protect itself. The country that only knows all about the nice things about itself ends in failure, as Hitler did.

I'd like to meet:

just people, man

My Blog

Jesus is *magic* !

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it. ____________________________________...
Posted by Lenny on Mon, 07 May 2007 09:19:00 PST

Im-fucking-poster.

Okay, so, some asshole completely copied my profile and made another one. How fucked is that? Every single goddamned thing they used was copied from mine except the background color and blogs. It just...
Posted by Lenny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Quotes

"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses." "I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had...
Posted by Lenny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Just ideas, in respect to impossiblities and in ignorance of those who haven't an open mind

Lately I've been reflecting on the way nearly all of society seems to follow a prescribed formula in choosing what they want to do with their lives. Some people have obstacles which prevent them from ...
Posted by Lenny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Friends, degenerates, fellow system wobblers...

I just realized I have 20 friends. This is impressive, as I'm never on this myspace jazz. However, not impressive enough for Lenny Bruce. Come, friends, add me to your lists. Look how cool I am in tha...
Posted by Lenny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

No blasphemy intended; just curious

The words of Yossarian, written by Joseph Heller in Catch-22: "...how much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and ...
Posted by Lenny on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST