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Evilynn

Real Life Rockstar Bartender

About Me

A smoker, a healthfood nut, a bicyclist who desperately loves driving cars. A hard worker and drinker and no filter between brain and mouth. A tonedeaf lover of great music, a non-drug user who fantasizes about going on benders. A real study in opposites, and often very confusing in conversation...Yeah, that's me I guess. I believe in the true beauty of the human form...and tattooing it a bunch.

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My Interests

Cheesesteaks from Govinda's and Giannas (My philadelphians will understand this.) The color green. I'm really liking it more every day of my life. Sunshine through new leaves. Great Literature, Great Art, Great intellect...all the things that the human race has gotten away from recently and which separate us from apes. Tiny Decorative boxes, Body Modification, more body modification. My stupid stupid cat who I love despite the obvious brain defecit. Staying up all night, just so I can go bike riding In the pre-dawn and dawn hours.

I'd like to meet:

Hot Girls. I don't know, someone who can hold an intelligent conversation, and who's actually seen a streetcar named desire, and who really loves the color green. I'd also really like to have breakfast with Trent Reznor. Not in any obsessive fan-girl creepy way. Just I think it would be really surreal to sit at a diner at 6AM eating eggs and drinking coffee and smoking with Trent Reznor. I'm sure he's just chock-full of witty one-liners. Then, when I was sick of the insanity, I'd make him pay the check and leave. And have a story forever.

Music:

Eclectic...But everyone says that. Classical, baroque, The doors, Jethro Tull, Tool, A perfect circle, dykey-punky stuff (Like L7 and My Ruin), Fiona Apple, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Dykey-folksy stuff (Like Ani Difranco and The Indigo Girls), Completely red-blooded american classic rock, glam metal...I could go on forever.

Movies:

Anything classic or gorey and from asia. I'm of simple tastes. My favorites are Casablanca, A Streetcar Named Desire, Cool Hand Luke, and probably Requiem for a Dream, and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, even though they make me want to go on benders. Oh, and anything by Oliver Stone.

Television:

Who needs it? Actually, sometimes I do. I sometimes become mesmerized for hours, watching the weather channel, unable to move or channel surf. It's very strange. It's like white noise, but with pictures. Sometimes, they have the muzak version of the doors or pink floyd...have a cigar, on the weather channel? So wrong, so very wrong....

Books:

Oh, we need books as much as we don't need TV! Michelle Tea is a goddess, who I would proudly be the footservant of for the rest of all eternity. I like Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker series, Joyce Carol Oates, Hunter S. Thompson, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Arthur Miller, Tenessee Williams, Michael Chrichton, Homer, Tanith Lee, and lots of other things. I really Love books. There are just too many important authors for the space I have here.

Heroes:

Jim Morrisson, who was an awful horrible person, and made no excuses for it. Michelle Tea, for never being afraid not to plan ahead. Actually, she's rather attractive, too. My grandmother, who did all the hard parts of being my mom, and got none of the glory. Pretty much anyone who is unabashedly them, and unapologetic. Marilyn Monroe, who died just as she wanted to, young and pretty. Addicts in general, who know pretty much where their life's going.

My Blog

Regarding the dying of the light

     Yet another post in my blog with a link to my livejournal.  Read if ye will.  More clicking for more Waxing Philosophical...
Posted by Evilynn on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:55:00 PST

Philosophy

So I wrote this huge long essay on a philosophy I'm considering.  It's a theory of attraction/relationships between people.  I think I'd like as much feedback and discussion on it as I can g...
Posted by Evilynn on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 06:50:00 PST

Myspace blog is less than lustrous

       Okay.  I don't use this blog.  Maybe I should?  But no.  I use my real blog, the other blog.  it's at http://enlabelleaurore.livejournal.comIt'...
Posted by Evilynn on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 02:26:00 PST

New Orleans

    I live in New Orleans, Now, for all you people who didn't bother coming to my going away party in Philadelphia.  Not that I want you to feel guilty or anything.  I mean, I...
Posted by Evilynn on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 11:17:00 PST

Live Journal

I got a livejournal a long time ago. Like, Months. I finally started using it. I thought it was kinda stupid and cheezy at first...but It has become pretty cathartic...I'm not nice in it though. In...
Posted by Evilynn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My friend Aubrey Rocks!

Aubrey wrote me perhaps the most glowing description of my personality ever! he's amazing! AngstKlr: Lynn... you're pierced, painted, tattooed, and dress neo-kinky on a regular basis. Despite b...
Posted by Evilynn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This was Actually fun.

Thanks Keri...This was actually neat, and I decided to do it too. 1.) name your ex? Kara 2.) Why did you break up? We made each other much more unhappy than happy. It was just time. Or that's ...
Posted by Evilynn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Moving

I hate to move. But now it's over. And I have the coolest place in the entire world! Ha! Thanks to everyone who helped me move. You know who you are by your sore muscles. You are the greatest...
Posted by Evilynn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Long after the bulletin is gone....

Hey I Made a quiz about myself, and posted a bulletin about it! Also, for posterity, here is the address again. http://connect.tickle.com/test.html?id=BI2XKphBYo_FOeKd& it was fun.
Posted by Evilynn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

nitrile gloves

these nitrile gloves are blue. they're hard to type in. and before all you gutter-minded people even get started, they're for hair dyeing, not sex. so if the keyboard is getting gross, it's not in a...
Posted by Evilynn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST