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dylanjameswagner

whisky & coke, tall.

About Me

Myspace Sucks.
I'll say it over and over again.

It always has, always will.

Ok, so if you know me, then you know me and I really don't need to babble on here about myself. Furthermore, if you "know me" but don't know me "well enough," and want to, ask a question.

My online portfolio site:
DylanJamesWagner.com

I'm shitty at keeping in touch, that doesn't mean I don't love you or I don't wanna see you or hear from you, I just suck at communication.

There are a myriad ways to contact me:

There is a theme, it's easy, think "dylanjameswagner".

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Worth while human beings. It's a tall order, I know, but I know many already so I figure I'll have good luck.

Firefox users, People who follow the W3C, Text messagers, People who use Gmail, Non-Windows users (I'm jealous), Decent 8-ball opponents (not that I don't have a few now), Gilrs that like girls, People up - awake and often out at 5am, and Porn watchers.

Not all in one person, and not in any particular order.

Music:

music | in no particular order.

    All American Rejects The Cure Prince At The Drive-In Liz Phair Breaking Pangaea Cranberries Third Eye Blind Björk The Weakerthans The Doors Brand New The Mars VoltaTaking Back Sunday Silverchair Juliana Hatfield Deftones Sparta Saves The Day Gin Blossoms Soul Asylum Further Seems ForeverSneaker Pimps Propagandhi New Found Glory Vast Tori Amos Korn Radiohead Marilyn Manson Foo Fighters JewelCounting Crows Morphine Rocking Horse Winner Pink Floyd Go Sailor The Mountain Goats Cake Dido Bitch & Animal King MissilePiebald Bright Eyes Hedwig And The Angry Inch Fiona Apple Beck Dawson High Ani Difranco Tattle Tale Poe FischerspoonerSublime Portishead Limp Bizkit Jill Sobule Belly Letters to Cleo Guns n' Roses Hole The Juliana Theory Death Cab for Cutie Tom Petty Recess Theory Nerf Herder Coheed And Cambria Jet Lagwagon Caligo Josie & the PussycatsNine Inch Nails Tapping The Vain NoFx Sara B. Simpson Pretty & Twisted Dashboard Confessional Queen

Movies:

movies | again, in no particular order.

    Clerks Mallrats Chasing Amy Dogma Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Jersey Girl The Nightmare Before Christmas AEon Flux Demolition Man MatrixWorking Girl Sphere Ameli Dark City Flight Of Dragons 12 Monkeys The Muppet Movie Titan AE Run Lola Run Ever AfterHappenstance The Devil's Advocate Waterworld Lord Of The Rings Waiting Desperately Seeking Susan My Blue Heaven Romi & Michelle Finding Nemo LabyrinthThe Princess & The Warrior Le Fem Nikita Flight Of The Navigator Never Ending Story Legend Secretary Back To The Future I, II & III Starship Troopers Raising Arizona Say AnythingErin Brockovich Adventures In Babysitting The Negotiator Dead Poets Society Tank Girl 2001 2010 The Princess Bride The Maxx ClueEver After Happenstance The Devil's Advocate Big Fish The Butcher's Wife Snake Eyes Enemy Mine Twister Breakfast Club Terminator I II & IIIEdward Scissorhands Metrosexuality Waking Life Splash The Ref Sleepy Hollow Ghost World Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil Roughnecks - The Starship Troopers Chronicles

Television:

television | when i do watch.

    Scrubs Anamaniacs Nick @ Night Darma & Greg Tiny Toons Red Dwarf Inside The Actor's Studio Will & Grace Discovery Channel Comedy CentralFarscape Seinfeld Monster House Cirque Du Soleil ER Duckman History Channel Enterprise IFC Chappell's ShowInsomniac with Dave Attell Deep Space Nine Street Smarts Invader Zim Rosanne Frazier Kids In The Hall Late Night with Conan O'Brien Gilmore Girls FriendsX-Files Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn Modern Marvels Law & Order Bewitched Cheers

Books:

books | yes i read, sometimes.

    The Foundation Series Dinotopia Tank Girl Alexander And The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day Where The Wild Things Are The Maxx In A Sunburned Country

Heroes:

idols | like golden statues?

this space is intentionally left blank. i have no idols... well thats not completely true, but i cant think of any at this time.

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My Blog

i've been dancing a lot lately

so for the last 3hree weeks i have been going to Shampoo for Nocturne... and i've been dancing much better... last night my new friend Liz came over to my apt. to visit with my roommates and she asked...
Posted by dylanjameswagner on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

it's been swell... but the swellings gone down...

so... ah... i'm moving to NOLA (New Orleans Louisiana) in july sometime... Phillys been swell... but the swellings gone down...
Posted by dylanjameswagner on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

myspace and css

not that many of you care... but i have tried really hard to make my page look cool... i know my css, and i've found that all of my space is built with embeded style tags... so it makes it real diff...
Posted by dylanjameswagner on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

JavaScript...

i really liked being able to use JavaScript on Myspace... and now i cannot... boo... i understand that there were some people out there that used it for evil... but i miss it now... and i wish i was s...
Posted by dylanjameswagner on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SuicideGirls.com

i love the fact that MySpace has decided to advertise SG... actually don't mind waiting for ads to load... so hot! i know so many beautiful girls that could so easily be suicide girls... hell, i wish ...
Posted by dylanjameswagner on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

um...

so ok... maybe reading erins page had some way influenced my entry... but i didn't intend to use her content... forgive and forget...
Posted by dylanjameswagner on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

in class... i should be doing school work but instead i'm writing this...

yeah what it says above... so erin asks me to sign up because she wanted to have more friends on here so... sucker that i am, i alow myself to get sucked into a online comunity... it's not all bad ...
Posted by dylanjameswagner on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST