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Nyx

Shut Up, Joey.

About Me


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Yeah.
I am JOE.
I am also Joey , Loo Loo, JOEYMOO, Eljay, Sweetness and Barbarella. Take your pick but make your choice carefully. If this was an interview, I'd tell you that I'm 18, living in Swansea, Wales, UK, and I like holding hands, pina coladas, and dancing on the sand in the rain . But then again, I don't, so I'm glad this isn't. Yes, I do live in Wales, though I'm from Sussex originally but I DO NOT SLEEP WITH SHEEP . Well, there was that one time , but we'll blame that on the Rohypnol. Lets be honest. I probably HATE you but you won't know it until it suits my purposes - but even then, I probably actually LIKE you, I just find arguments invigorating . I don't stand in corners and wish I'm elsewhere, I'm in the middle, telling you what to do. I thrive on ATTENTION, and, as you're reading this, I've evidently got yours. Thanks . I'm now validated and worthwhile. I fall easily in and out of OBSESSIONS of various descriptions and wouldnt have it any other way. I'm in my first year of University (That's 'college' to all you yanks) reading for an LLB in POLITICS and LAW . It's cider and baked beans for the next six years. Law Girl, to the rescue! Don't strike up a political conversation with me, because, quite frankly, I'd rather not, and I probably know more about it then you do which will mean that youre WASTING my time. Don't show me your art, I won't understand it ... unless its PRETTY, then that's ok. How interesting. I don't like people who convince themselves they have problems - if you do, then the people who love you will see it for themselves. Unless your problem is that no one loves you. Then you're pretty fucked. Heh . Things that shouldn't amuse me do, like FRIDGE MENUS, old people and gay jokes . Ever dropped a stone just to watch the ripples? . I gave up smoking. Then took it back up. Then quit. Then Started Again. Have now found a reason to stop, so now I am a SELF RIGHTEOUS EX SMOKER. And thats even worse than a non-smoker. Because I gave up. Yeah. Well, maybe it isn't that easy. If you HURT my friends, I will HURT you. And I'm creative. Doesnt matter that I'm 5'1" , I still know how to kick you in the face. I just have to be imaginative in how I get you into a position to do so . DRACO MALFOY is my WIFE. As Is Lindsay Fucking Lohan. No, you cant borrow either. I have the most rediculous, football stadium sized crush on Jared *fucking* Padalecki. But then again, who doesn't? So, I would quite like him wrapped up and delivered to PRE119, Singleton Campus for Christmas. Thanks. Please take your bad grammar elsewhere, it's not welcome here. Where's my lemon juice, bitch? Everyone's already OVER the fact that I'm bisexual, and I dont think it makes me any cooler to say I am. I just am. And I'm probably lusting over YOU , your GIRLfriend and her HAMSTER . Small humans annoy me. NO, NOT MIDGETS. Children. All they do is excrete bodily fluid and part-digested food, you cant hold a conversation with them and they cost lots and lots of money. What's the point? I don't know. I was certainly never one . I LOVE PUSSY. Especially mine, I have three. And one of them'll kill you as soon as look at you. Meow. In my spare time I get my tits out for the local chavs and earn a living via Cheddar GORGES and Apple Sourz . No longer, I quit both. In rather dramatic ways. I'm Now SCROUNGING OFF THE STATE . Yet, I still want to know - What kind of flavour is Blue? Answers on a postcard to... I don't see myself as GOTH any more. But I'm not a chav. Or Emo. Or Scene. Or Popz. Or OS. I'm just me. And I dont care what type of music you listen to, because I probably listen to it too. UNLESS YOU LISTEN TO HIM . Because that's unforgivable.
So there.
MISERABLES, LES lyrics

My Interests

Music, PIRATES, eyeliner, my twin, corsets, tall men, diamonds, cake, heels, alcohol, lie-ins, cats, money, nazis and sex in disney films, politics, law, sex, the gym, Adult Learning, Slytherin, arguing, lorca, lenore, magic, latex, lace, lipgloss, holes, learning Chinese through Podcasts, Reykjavik, men in make up, commedia d'ell arte, custard, shag bands, fishnet, slash, days off work, world domination.

I'd like to meet:

Try me, divas.

Music:

KIDNEYTHIEVES, Kanye West, Darkthrone, Europe, Society 1, Rachminov, Dimmu Borgir, Lindsay Lohan, Depeche Mode, PRODIGY, Aborym, Rasputina, Kill Hannah, N.E.R.D, Air, Fade, Dope, Pussycat Dolls, Tchaikovski, Hatebreed, Johnny Cash, Delerium, Slayer, Slipknot, The Last Dance, Alison Krauss, Capdown, Lady Sovereign, Goldie Lookin' Chain, Jamiroquai, Christian Death, Shocknina, George Winston, Basement Jaxx, Fiona Apple, My Sixth Shadow, Apoptygma Berzerk, Enya, At The Gates, Immortal, Hixxy, The Chemical Brothers, Amerie, Rammstein, Murderdolls, Jay Z, FDQP13, Audioslave, The Ramones, Barenaked Ladies, Akercoke, 30 Seconds To Mars, Mike Oldfield, Borknagar, Exibit, Gorillaz, Manson, Skold, Rites of Spring, KMFDM, Hocico, Rachel Stamp, The Birthday Massacre, Sepultura, Ministry, NAS, Aphex Twin, Fear Factory, Radiohead, Behemoth, D12, Spineshank, Hyperlogic M11, Deftones, Jack Off Jill, NIN, BEP, Megadeth, Blondie, Will Young, Pantera, Fade, Eighteen Visions, Cardigans, Justin Timberlake, Ill Niño, Placebo, Sisters Of Mercy, Counting Crows, Ladytron, Morgans Puff Adder, Jimmy Eat World, Venom, SOAD, Rihanna, The Cure, Sixth, Zug Island, The Game, Arcane Church, Dope, Sublime, Rasputina, Girls Aloud, Moby, Reel Big Fish, Rehab, Prick, Editors, Misfits, Joy Kitikonti, Killswitch Engage, Eminem, Jesse James, Aqualung, Skinny Puppy, Bjork, Children of Bodom, Hoku... plus more, but, eh...

Movies:

Any book to film adaptation. And Porn. Lots of Porn. And Tim Burton films - especially the ones that haven't been thought of yet.

Television:

Supernatural and Smallville. Absolutely addicted. Damn you, CW. Stop undressing such pretty men. Also, whatever is on at 4am on TMF, all the shows on ABC1, and 'insightful' documentaries on channel4 involving surgery, two heads or death.

Books:

I'll read anything. I really will, I consume the written word like it's a drug, feeding and nurturing and, well, usually destructive (most notably when reading 'Heat' or 'Closer'). I'm currently enjoying the work of Kinsella, Holland, Peake and Conway. And I think Rowling should get of her arse and release book 7. I also think every single person who still believes in love should read 'The Time Traveller's Wife'. And Batman Slash.

Heroes:

I take back what I've previously said about my heros. I've just been too blind to myself to see that they've just become more perfect. Oh, and DALEK CAAN.