Le Noir profile picture

Le Noir

If The Music's Loud Enough, We Won't Hear the World Falling Apart!

About Me

I am a child of the night. You are most likely to find me in the graveyard dancing with the dead. They don't get out much, so I like to bring the entertainment to them. I enjoy 40's and 50's fashion, lingerie, high heels, and feeling glamourous. I play bass guitar, have 8 years or vocal training under my garter belt, and love to write social commentary. Writing is an artform, and should be exorcised as such. My favorite vices are smoking and drinking coffee, preferably at the same time. I love warm nights, bats, b movies, anything to do with Adam Ant, and the undead. I'm always looking for new ways to express myself so I tend to have my fingers in several different pies. The more the merrier!
" ..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5 What Type of Killer are You?
You Are 82% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

My Interests

So many of my interests I loved the idea of before I even knew what I was talking about. So many of the things I loved I never even could appreciate or understand without my Damey, my guide to the underworld. Halloween, Adam Ant!!!, skulls, Graveyards, haunted places, Universal monsters (especially The Phantom of the Opera and The Bride of Frankenstein), Svengoolie, Writing social commentary/poetry/lyrics/horror, singing, playing my bass, dreaming of fame and fortune, boardgames, kaiju, action figures, El Santo y Blue Demon, Slashers, Scary Clowns

I'd like to meet:

ADAM FREAKING ANT!!!!! One Day I'll be Famous and get to collaborate with him! (he's in a class all his own)
Click to join theanthillElvira, Alice Cooper, Svengoolie, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Duran Duran, Madonna(15-20 years ago), A talent agent ;)That pretty much sums it up for the living, but I would love to meet Zombie-Judy Garland, Zombie-Danny Kaye, Zombie-Elsa Lanchester, Zombie-Claude Rains, Zombie-Mae Murray, Zombie-Ramones', Hell, just a Zombie!The Phantom of the Opera, Man Bat, She Ra, Jem and the Holograms.

Music:

Did I mention Adam Ant?! New Wave, Glam rock, Lounge, The Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Madonna, Duran Duran, Lou Reed, Velvet Underground, Sweet, Beatles, D-Evil, Misfits, The Ghastly ones, Alice Cooper, Richard Cheese-really, check this guy out, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Horrorpops, Wednesday 13, David Bowie, The Cure, Avenged Sevenfold, Voltaire-The music is beautiful, the voice is cool, and the content is spooky, ICP, New Order, VNV Nation, Stray Cats, Soft Cell, NIN, Bobby Boris Pickett, Iron Maiden, Motley Crue, INXS, Electric Hellfire Club, Depesche Mode, Lords of Acid, Velvet Acid Christ, Madness, Dropkick Murphys, The Clash, The Ramones, Anti-Flag, Necromantix, Monster-y themed surfer music from the 60's, and a lot of 70's classic rock-radio filler... I'm sort of all over the place musically speaking.

Movies:

The Professional, Boondock Saints, All the Universal Monster movies, Nosferatu, Whiite Zombie, Metropolis, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Romero Zombie movies (Day was my favorite), Italian Zombie films, This Island Earth (MST3K), They Came from Beyond Space, Plan 9 from Outerspace, House of Wax, House on Haunted Hill, The Haunting, Them, When Worlds Colide, The crawling eye, Crippled Masters, Evil Dead 1 & 2, Army of Darkness, The Excorsist, Interview with the Vampire, Friday the 13th (All of them) Nightmare on Elm St. (All of them), Halloween (1 & 2 were the best), Dead Alive, The Man with The Screaming Brain, The Wicker Man, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (The original was better), Candyman, Nightmare before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Beetlejuice, Batman Begins, Star Wars (All), King Kong (All three) Pretty much all the Godzilla movies, Labrynth, Legend, Lost Boys, The Dark Crystal, Muppets take Manhatten, Sliding Doors, The Princess Bride, Clue, Ghostbusters, Fright Night, Fright Night II, Who's that Girl, My Best Friend is a Vampire, Top Secret, 200 Cigarettes, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, Johnny Dangerously, Love Bites (NOT Reality Bites), World Gone Wild, Jubilee, Cold steel, Nomads, Trust Me, Slam Dance, Spellcaster, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Shock Treatment, Velvet Goldmine, Party Monster, Caberet, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Lair of the White Worm

Television:

I don't know if it counts since I have to watch it on dvd these days, but I LOVE RED DWARF. The End is probably the best episode...or Future Echos...Anybody who's anybody watches SvenGoolie-If you don't, there is something wrong with you...Or you can't find the Station...Check out Stooga-Palooza too...And for the record, Shemp could so take Curly AND Curly Joe-two on one! No lie! F Troop, Ren and Stimpy, He-Man, She-Ra, Jem and the Holograms, Sailor Moon

Books:

STAND AND DELIVER BY ADAM ANT!!!!!!!Frankenstein, Dracula, Phantom of the Opera, Rebecca, Dragonwyck, Harry Potter, The Anita Blake series, Anything by Poe and Oscar Wild, Plus off the wall comics-Blue Monday, Lenore, Sailor Moon, Outlook Grim, Death Jr.

Heroes:

Harley Quinn, Asajj Ventress, The Bride of Frankenstein, She Ra, Lenore, Sally-from Nightmare Before Christmas. I generally look up to cute little dead girls. And one can't forget Claude Rains-The prettiest speaking voice in Hollywood.

My Blog

Would That I Were So Easily Silenced...

  Ah...the laughter that ensues from thoughts like hers.  Dead?  Sleeping?  I?  I am eternal in my toil and shall only be silent when it serves my purposes.   So the inno...
Posted by Le Noir on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 07:32:00 PST

Requiem

  She is suddenly silent, but not relieved am I...  I find myself missing her.  I miss the courage and daring she granted me.  I miss the way she prickles over my skin when she sme...
Posted by Le Noir on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 09:17:00 PST

Memoirs from Die Graefin

Hungry... I'm so hungry and feeling weak...Why won't she just let me out and wreak havoc for a night.  What could be so important that makes her keep me at bay?   If she would only let me ou...
Posted by Le Noir on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:21:00 PST

I think we should run a while with this topic...

   I want to bask in her warm glow again.  Feel her creeping up my spine.  Heavily perfumed in lotions and oils; sweat and earth.  Every sensation envelopes me when she is nea...
Posted by Le Noir on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 08:52:00 PST

Die Graefin

Die Graefin is quiet for now, but I can feel her lurking.  I can feel her tingling in my limbs.  Dancing along my fingers, stealing across my lips...She's just under the surface now, hiding ...
Posted by Le Noir on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 02:10:00 PST

Demons...

   It seems the beast is waking.  The sticky sweet monster suckling at the droplets of desire. Can she be quieted? Filled? Satisfied? Or will her thirst for more and more passion rend m...
Posted by Le Noir on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 09:10:00 PST

Writing Excercise Week 9

I remember... I remember standing outside of Barnes and Nobles'.  I was fresh out of highschool.  I had borrowed my favorite "borrowing shirt" from Natalie.  It was imitation crushed ve...
Posted by Le Noir on Sun, 06 May 2007 02:21:00 PST

Little tiny poem

You are the love of my life, And you were Worth all the time I hadTaking the good with the badYou always knew I wanted youAnd yet you let me wonderAnd blunder throughRomancing youAnd you had to know f...
Posted by Le Noir on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 12:11:00 PST

As my dreams shake me into consciousness

As a struggling writer yearning for notoriety, I was willing to do whatever required of me to earn a living at what I loveWith my first two manuscripts turning out to be failures that couldn't hold my...
Posted by Le Noir on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 12:05:00 PST

My Cigarette Traces A Ladder To The Stars...

Part of me wants to escape this damnedable midwest. I want to escape to a coast with a lot of people. Correction-A bunch of fucking weirdos. I'm so tired of Rednecks and Gangsta's...or Gangsters...or ...
Posted by Le Noir on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 01:08:00 PST