Why does everything in my life have to be such a complicated disaster?
I didn't know what to write here, so I asked my friends:
Alli said "He's this guy and he talks and stuff".
DJ said "You? Hmmmmmmmm. Gosh. Let me think".
Ang said "Using only adjectives?"
Tex said "Oh dear".
Rach said "Oo er".
Jackie said "er".
More usefully:
Michelle said "Fabulous!"
Violet said "Chris is a good bud, chatty and always listens".