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Death solves all problems - no man, no problem.

About Me

I am Stalin, Man o' Steel.

My Interests

Vodka. Cigars. Gulags. Execution of kulaks, jews, Ukrainians, and cossacks. I like when people think to my liking. Give me power.

I'd like to meet:

Myself through a peasant's eyes so I may whitness my sheer brillance and glory

Music:

Red Army choir.

Movies:

Movies I allow you to watch.

Television:

In Soviet Russia, TV watches you.

Books:

Communist Manifesto, Das Kapital, How to Think and Act like Me-Joseph Stalin, and anything by Hegel, Marx, and Engels.

Heroes:

The one and only God, me.