Vodka. Cigars. Gulags. Execution of kulaks, jews, Ukrainians, and cossacks. I like when people think to my liking. Give me power.
Myself through a peasant's eyes so I may whitness my sheer brillance and glory
Red Army choir.
Movies I allow you to watch.
In Soviet Russia, TV watches you.
Communist Manifesto, Das Kapital, How to Think and Act like Me-Joseph Stalin, and anything by Hegel, Marx, and Engels.
The one and only God, me.