Wow. I'm gone for fifty years, and somehow, people get this idea that freedom of speech belongs in the hands of Red traitors.Did I teach you people anything? If I'd known it was going to be like this, I wouldn't have even bothered to claw my way through my coffin lid and through six feet of pure, American dirt.Everyone knows one side of Joe McCarthy, fearless hunter of Communists, people who know Communists, people who look like people who know Communists, and people who look like people who smell like people who once slowed slightly before the Collected Works of Marx and Engels at the library.What you may not know is that in addition to these noble services to God and America, Joe McCarthy has done many other amazing things.For example, have you ever seen Titanic? Well, what they don't show (since Hollywood is riddled with Commies) is Joe McCarthy saving Kate Winslett while Yezhov was holding Leonardo DiCaprio's head underwater. Yep, it happened, but the godless Commies in Red Hollywood won't show it to you.If you stick around to hear the word, you'll hear more of the truth about that paragon of truth and justice, Joseph P. McCarthy.
