Dolores de Muela

My father (god rest his soul) was the head captain of the best shrimp boat in Guadalajara. One Monday he cast his net and caught an astonishing 820 pounds of tiger shrimp. As he was empting out his net he looked down and noticed a beautiful sparkly shrimp. His eyes met her beady little eyes and his lips were magically drawn to her wet little antennas. It was shrimpy love at first sight! Days later the little shrimp became pregnant with me and my 1,999 little sisters. Unfortunately, the 1,999 others did not survive delivery. Ashamed and despaired they eloped and joined "Manuelito's Fabuloso Circo de Pulgas" (Manuel's Fabulous Flea Circus). For only in the circus were people kind, accepting, and willing to shell out big bucks to look at us. My family and I traveled the world as, "The man who married a shrimp and their lovechild". I spent my mid-late-teen years performing and dancing shrimpily to audiences of all ages. Since my mother lived in a glass bowl on a shelf... I looked to strippers and trapeze artists for motherly advice. It was from them where, I learned how to shimmy, shake, and get down.Taken at Lucha VaVoom, foto by Celebrity Babylon.Perfroming at Chica Boom's Kaleidoscope Burlesque, foto by Brian Buck. Taken at Lucha VaVoom by Don Spiro