I'd like to meet:
Mostly retarded two-story werewolves.
Music:
Faces, The Who, Nick Lowe, The New York Dolls, The Hangmen, Sixer
Movies:
Rushmore, LA Story, Airplane, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Army of Darkness, Fight Club, Spinal Tap, The Fifth Element
Television:
Connections, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen, Insomniac, History Channel, Myth Busters
Books:
Anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk. The Fat Man in History by Peter Carrey, As I Lay Dying by William Faulkner. I Claudius. Kitchen Confidential by Anthony Bourdain is the latest.
Heroes:
Jethro Tull. (not the band, the guy who invented the mechanized seed planter, or whatever the hell he did).