I suck cock every day and I'm a pathological liar.
I never have nice things to say about myself. This probably stems from the fact that I am a complete cunt and my greatest joys usually come from mocking others. I find friends on the internet. I am a loser. Please send me stalker like messages so that I may dissect them and laugh at my own leisure.
My greatest accomplishment this year was being told that I was hot 1 gazillion times by a drunk Irishman.(REAL IRISH LIKE FROM IRELAND) I have no goals or aspirations. EDIT: My goal is to have as many friends as Dane Cook. I am 495,555 friends away. EDIT THE EDIT: I'M NEVER GOING TO WIN!!!!!!!!! That mother fucker doesn't say no to anyone. Did I mention I was a loser?As I write this, my vagina smells.I have nothing more to say. I'm deep.
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Spanish Rock & Dive Bar Jukebox favorites. Anything I can dance salsa to. Pretty much all music.
Anything with gratuitious violence mob or gang or drug related, or Al Pacino in it except for Gigli.
Law and Order, Law & Order SVU, (Criminal Intent can suck hairy donkey ass), CSI Vegas, and Miami (NYC sucks), Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, TLC/HGTV/anything home improvement related