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Silera

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About Me

I never have nice things to say about myself. This probably stems from the fact that I am a complete cunt and my greatest joys usually come from mocking others. I find friends on the internet. I am a loser. Please send me stalker like messages so that I may dissect them and laugh at my own leisure. My greatest accomplishment this year was being told that I was hot 1 gazillion times by a drunk Irishman.(REAL IRISH LIKE FROM IRELAND) I have no goals or aspirations. EDIT: My goal is to have as many friends as Dane Cook. I am 495,555 friends away. EDIT THE EDIT: I'M NEVER GOING TO WIN!!!!!!!!! That mother fucker doesn't say no to anyone. Did I mention I was a loser?As I write this, my vagina smells.I have nothing more to say. I'm deep.

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My Interests

I suck cock every day and I'm a pathological liar.

I'd like to meet:

I never have nice things to say about myself. This probably stems from the fact that I am a complete cunt and my greatest joys usually come from mocking others. I find friends on the internet. I am a loser. Please send me stalker like messages so that I may dissect them and laugh at my own leisure. My greatest accomplishment this year was being told that I was hot 1 gazillion times by a drunk Irishman.(REAL IRISH LIKE FROM IRELAND) I have no goals or aspirations. EDIT: My goal is to have as many friends as Dane Cook. I am 495,555 friends away. EDIT THE EDIT: I'M NEVER GOING TO WIN!!!!!!!!! That mother fucker doesn't say no to anyone. Did I mention I was a loser?As I write this, my vagina smells.I have nothing more to say. I'm deep.

I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

Music:

Spanish Rock & Dive Bar Jukebox favorites. Anything I can dance salsa to. Pretty much all music.

Movies:

Anything with gratuitious violence mob or gang or drug related, or Al Pacino in it except for Gigli.

Television:

Law and Order, Law & Order SVU, (Criminal Intent can suck hairy donkey ass), CSI Vegas, and Miami (NYC sucks), Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, TLC/HGTV/anything home improvement related

My Blog

I Failed A Pregnancy Test

For the first time in my life, I took a pregnancy test with a negative result.  Unexpectedly, I felt sadness, as there was a tiny hope inside me that thought this little miracle baby that overcom...
Posted by Silera on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 01:21:00 PST

What I Got for Christmas

Three weeks ago, the prospect of Christmas for me was just not there. Not in a sad way, just an impossibility that I was fine with. Legitimately, I have not enjoyed Christmas for the longest time beca...
Posted by Silera on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 10:31:00 PST

Perfectly Flawed

I've heard a lot of things about myself for the last year, well my entire life actually. From the moment you're born, you are labeled and if you are lucky you are either labeled correctly or you know ...
Posted by Silera on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 10:42:00 PST

Losing Laughter

I knew joy once I kissed youwith my eyes closed. I knew laughter, honesty,irreverance and passionAnd I said yes simply because you asked me to say yes.One promise.  No questions. I felt joy becau...
Posted by Silera on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 07:40:00 PST

Fake Friends

Could everyone really get over themselves with the Fake Friend bullshit? Sure I have real friends that I interact with on MySpace but, if they're really my friends, then I could also pick up a phone a...
Posted by Silera on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 11:34:00 PST

I Love Messages!!!!!

Silera I would love to grab a drink with you tonight if you're free. Thanks for the invite but I'm afraid you'd kill me. now thats an ass that needs to be eaten! God blesss u :) I say "Thank you Jesu...
Posted by Silera on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 07:33:00 PST

You Go Girl!

Out drinking Friday night after about 6 double shots of Patron Tequila, I recall being mesmerized by a very tan thin Philipino model/stripper/porn star wannabe on the TV screen at my local d...
Posted by Silera on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 04:06:00 PST

I'm a lady

From: Damon HEY LADY , DO YOU LOVE TO BE FUCKED IN THE ASS AND PUSSY BY A BIG BLACK COCK LIKE MINE TILL YOU SQUIRT ALL OVER MY FACE Dear Damon, Please stop yelling at me.  I do appreciate that...
Posted by Silera on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 08:05:00 PST

Foundry Music Article Links

Below are links to my rantings on Foundry Music Too lazy to post them all, linked for your reading pleasure. Not too Sexy Too Much BET Fetishes Drugged in DC Diddling Pool Girl My Ass Happy Union Arre...
Posted by Silera on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 11:35:00 PST