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Andy

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

The world is not going to stop for me so I will not stop for the world. I love to write and read what others write. I am totally behind the idea that through communication we can make a difference. I love nothing more than to laugh even at myself. I try not to do it when I am naked so I do not cause myself confidence issues. I enjoy Cirque Du Soliel and if I had it to do over again I would have been a clown for them. Instead I am a clown for my wife who I am lucky enough to be loved by. I am a twice recycled domestic violence victim and it taught me to forgive and live. I want to meet as many people as possible. I am not out for anything that is ill conceived and if we are Spacefriends I will ask nothing from you accept to smile. If my writing makes you think or laugh then I am happier than a greased pig in outer space. I find nothing more fun than going to live comedy. Laughter is good for the soul and I strongly encourage you to go to your local comedy club. I play guitar but I am not a pro by any means. I hate Hardees commercials. I fucking love you though ..
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My Interests

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I am interested in making a difference. I blog my opinions in hopes of getting people to think and sometimes decompress with my attempt to be funny. I want to make spacefriends with anyone willing to not take life to serious. I am open to all alternative opinions because I find myself to only be right 86.54% of the time. Unless you speak to my wife and the percentage drops quite a bit. I want all the cliches that most people want world peace, free guacamole dip on Thurdays, and for people to speak up in this safe atmosphere. Please go to the below sight. A former classmate of mine supports it and I respect her husband for what he did and her for what she does....

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet the freaky, stupid, impressionable, old, young, unbathed, smart, open, self centered (they are fun to pick apart), artistic, blah blah blah. I want to meet you your uncles and your pet dog, Dingo. I want to meet everyone and die with the knowledge I was lucky to comminicate with as many people as I could on the world.The Free pass Five Revisited:And the hottest of them all....

Music:

There is not a possibility in the world that I could ever list all the groups I admire. I rarely dislike music because I understand the artistic process a person must possess to make music. I do enjoy Joy Division, NIN, Harry Connick Jr., Clutch, Shonen Knife, Dwight Yoakam, John Butler Trio to name a few.....

Movies:

I love the movies. I like going by myself best because that is my escape from a very crazy world. They do not make truly original comedies very often anymore sadly. Napoleonn Dynamite and Borat are neither original or funny and I think most people laugh at it because they think they are suppose to.

Television:

Reality TV rules. I say this because it is the chance to see how folks really act. This is a symptom of the crazy world we live in. It is my secret vice. Well it ain't a secret any more.

My Blog

Don’t the playa hate his sister.

500. I am two blogs from my 500th blog. I am excited about this but I would not have done it without the very kind and sweet responses I have received over the last year. I appreciate each and every ...
Posted by Andy on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 06:22:00 PST

What If Tomorrow Never Comes

500. I am three blogs from my 500th blog. I am excited about this but I would not have done it without the very kind and sweet responses I have received over the last year. I appreciate each and ever...
Posted by Andy on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 04:38:00 PST

Inspired By .::aC::.

  Go to this friends blogs they will not let you down. The one below really got my attention today. She is the bomb so check her out or I will send my pooches to your computer to poop on your pa...
Posted by Andy on Wed, 28 May 2008 06:30:00 PST

The Future Part 3 Obama Strikes Back

  Stardate 2009 and the shit has hit the fan because the Godson of Soul is the most powerful brother on the planet. The first thing he does is make me his Vice because he knows together we can t...
Posted by Andy on Mon, 26 May 2008 02:24:00 PST

The Future Part 2: The Crazy Chick

  Stardate 2009 and we are truly fucked. The infamous really hot after a crap load of tequilas at 3 in the morning and a donkey is not available Hillary Clinton is president. Her first duty: She...
Posted by Andy on Mon, 26 May 2008 02:01:00 PST

The Future Part 1: The Old Guy

  Stardate 2009 and John McCain has won Presidential Idol. He recieved the most votes for office after Paula Abdul told him after his most recent speech, "I like cherry cola and Sanjaya sucks". ...
Posted by Andy on Mon, 26 May 2008 01:47:00 PST

Sex vs Reality

  From time to time I write poetry that is sexual in nature. It is always inspired and I think it is pretty good for a novice poet. But I must be honest and most of you should be too. Often time...
Posted by Andy on Sun, 25 May 2008 02:14:00 PST

RockDonalds

  I do not drink (much at all), smoke (never), and I gave up pleasuring myself in the kitchen appliance aisles of the local Home Depot (that was a toughie to give up) but I do love a McDonalds b...
Posted by Andy on Sun, 25 May 2008 08:58:00 PST

Imperfect Tale

He had the attitude of a devil When he would look at her She ain't no Sleeping Beauty And a prince he will never be But no more perfect a fairy tale ...could there ever be Along the way to Oz He found...
Posted by Andy on Sun, 25 May 2008 09:42:00 PST

The Whole Of Me

When I can't stand myself I can't look at anyone else Breathing becomes a job in itself I pray to God you will find me When the dark is closing in I can feel the dank, cold hard wind I reach out and n...
Posted by Andy on Sun, 25 May 2008 09:33:00 PST