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O.K., now REALLY About Me:
I love paranormal romance books; Karen Marie Moning and LK Hamilton are ALMOST better than sex...well, maybe not, but they're good. Here is a link to a group for fans, addicts and writers of paranormal, horror and fantasy fiction:
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I am a writer, songwriter, singer and (apparently) extremely annoying social commentarist, whose main talent lies in pissing off the persnickety (People who won't think what you tell them can be SO ANNOYING!) and creative bitching for fun and profit. Married, harried and yet, still unburied. I've also been told I'm a smart*ss. I'm hoping it'll migrate to other parts of my anatomy. Sign on my front door: "My other personality's a doormat." (Not true, really, but it gives the masses hope.)
DISCLAIMER: The owner would like to apologize in advance for having the social insensitivity to demonstrate a sense of humor in the presence of any of the humor-impaired who may view this site.
Question of the day: Why are more people educated above the level of their intelligence than beneath it?
Mottos: "I used to try to figure other people out. Now I just let them try to figure me out."-Snoopy, Charles Schulz
"Life is only as hard as you take it."-MeMoi
Latest (Fluff) Social Commentary: "Supermodels: barfing their way to success, one flush at a time. (The old hurl and whirl.)"-MeMoi
From A Blogthing Quiz: Your Personality is Very Rare
(INTP) Your personality type is goofy, imaginative, relaxed, and brilliant.
Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 2% of all women and 6% of all men. You are Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Perceiving.
Ah. INTP...And all this time I thought I was PITA...
A Recent Sample of My 'Serious' Work:
Tree Tai Chi
Have you ever watched ants
when a twig falls on their hill?
Running, scurrying,
hurrying, worrying
to put it all back as they know it.
Seduced and reduced
by 'queen mother' talk.
And when another twig drops
from the tree, overhead
milling again, like madmen
to protect their turf anew.
Fighting change
the order of the universe.
The tree overhead stands
welcoming winds,
branches spread;
embracing storms
shaped by the elements
but it does not fear them.
And, as days
melt into months
and years,
the tree sees the anthills
and beehives
pass, too.
Each nest, each swarm
contol-freaking to oblivion
while the tree leans into
the gentle summer's breeze
enjoys the lashings
of the storms
against its form.
The sky is its mother:
the sun keeps it warm.
found this cartoon layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com :: MyHotComments

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Steve Martin.
Interesting people not afraid to think for themselves.
Steve Martin.
Sociopaths--for their entertainment value.
Steve Martin.
Gorgeous guys--because "A thing of beauty is a boy, forever."
Steve Martin.
Jean Claude from 'Circus of the Damned'.
Steve Martin.
Oh, all right, most any of the guys L.K. Hamilton writes about, if they were real. Or any of KMM's guys, too--especially Adam.
Steve Martin.
The Hotties on this page. Wouldn't you? Check out that #4!
Steve Martin.
Robin Williams before they got him on his medication. I love a truly manic, manly man...well, O.K., not to date, but...
AND~~that guy who's a comedian/actor/writer and--banjo player? (Well, it almost counts as being a musician...)

Hmm...I never can think of his name...

Life is short...take no Spanish prisoners.

My Blog

Who Took The 'Smart' Out Of Smartass?

Where have all the "OW!"-ers gone?I just want to know.When I was a kid, I knew some awesome smartasses. Then there was MAD magazine and also some great smartasses on TV: Bill Murray ("Morons: your bus...
Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 00:52:00 GMT

Stuff I Hate About God

1) He never goes for the obvious. It's always think, think, think, think, all the time. Sheesh. Give a kid a break!2)  He makes you wait for stuff. If I wanted patience, I'd ASK for it!3) He's kind of...
Posted by on Sat, 16 May 2009 18:03:00 GMT

What IS Christlike Anyway?

If there's one thing I hate, it's vague definitions. If they don't get YOU in trouble, they're likely designed to get someone ELSE in trouble. You know, we hear these endless sermonizations on this su...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 18:49:00 GMT

LEE REVEALED! SEMI-NUDE PICTURES!

Yes, you all knew it was coming: any time anyone in this country has values that aren't sealed with the Liberal Seal Of Approval, they automatically are guilty--not even suspected, just plain GUILTY--...
Posted by on Sat, 09 May 2009 19:59:00 GMT

YET ANOTHER BREAKING NEWS BLOG!

Note and  'diss'claimer: the following is written satirically, from the point of view of the media.AP--The furor over Miss California's recent comment that she does not support gay marriage took a new...
Posted by on Wed, 06 May 2009 13:01:00 GMT

BREAKING NEWS! BRAD IS THE PITTS! AND MORE!

Hollyweird, CA--Brad Pitt's publicists announced today that he has left Angelina Jolie. After having quadruplet pairs of sextuplets and adopting 50 bazillion kids, he has stated his reason for leaving...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 20:49:00 GMT

*UPDATE*

Sam Out Of Hospital. Wife Still A Bitch. And Tired. So, Maybe MORE OF A Bitch...Heh.ORPatchwork: A MemoirAs we draw toward the close of our lives, certain things reverberate. From time to time, I want...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Apr 2009 01:11:00 GMT

Cry Me A River, Baby

A friend sent me a link to this story. A long-time fan from back when I used to belt a few out to shock the church, she liked the irony of this 'as much as seeing little you stand up there in front of...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Apr 2009 12:06:00 GMT

Blog, NEW AND IMPROVED! NOW BOLDER AND BITCHIER!

The thing I get most on this blog is flak because of how I handle certain things. I shouldnt get angry, you see, and God forbid I should answer sharply. Feel free to bite me on that one. Heres why.I...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:50:00 GMT

Ode To An Asshat *UPDATE*

UPDATE: Sam settled into new hospital and doing well, if pure meanness is anything to go by. Much better facility than the last, and a bit closer to get to, too. Thanks, guys, for your prayers and con...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Apr 2009 21:38:00 GMT