MEN DON'T REALIZE THAT WITHOUT THE ALMIGHTY PUSSY AND WOMB, THEY WOULD NOT BE HERE!!!!!
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Free Myspace PicturesIt is good to be a woman:1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3 Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves. (Here is a Marie secret...I like dressing my man when I am in a relationship!!)
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot. (LOL, kinda disagree with this 1 too, I like my men older!)
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.Free Myspace Pictures
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THIS ANIMATION, SPECIFICALLY THE SHORTS (I have 34 inch legs from crotch to ankle and I wanna show them off!!), IS WHAT I PLAN TO WEAR AFTER I AM DONE WITH MY WEIGHT LOSS!!
I'd like to meet:
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION, SAY A GROUP OF MEN ARE IN A ROOM. THEY ARE FROM DIFFERENT RELIGIONS, DIFFERENT CREEDS, SOME MARRIED AND SOME NOT. NOW SAY PAMELA ANDERSON WALKS IN THE ROOM, WHAT WILL EVERY MAN IN THAT ROOM DO? IF IT WERE REVERSED AND ONLY WOMEN WERE IN THE ROOM, WHO WOULD YOU SEND IN SO THAT EVERY WOMEN WERE ATTRACTED TO HIM? HARD TO ANSWER HUH? WOMEN ARE WILLING TO DATE DIFFERENT TYPES OF MEN AND NOT JUST FRONT COVER MAGAZINE MODELS...MOST OF US PREFER MEN WHO USE THEIR BRAINS AND ARE FUNNY.....SO MY MYSPACE IS DEDICATED TO ALL THE BRAINLESS MEN WHO WANT TO DATE A DUMB GIRL WITH FAKE TITS...ODDS ARE YOU WILL END UP WITH A WOMAN LIKE ME......A REAL WOMAN. OH AND ANOTHER THING, WOMEN ARE THE SMARTER SEX....MORE WOMEN THAN MEN GRADUATE FROM COLLEGE!!!! (WHY ARE WE GETTING PAID LESS, WOMEN WE NEED TO WORK ON THAT!)Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they get the rotten apples from the ground that arent as good, but easy. So the apples up top think something is wrong with them when in reality they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree......I am still waiting for the right man!!! ;-DWanna understand my theory on love and finding the right one? Watch 'The Man, The Myth, The Viagra' episode of Sex and the City.YOU GUYS WHO KNOW ME, KNOW I LOVE KIDS...PLEASE TAKE SOME TIME OUT OF YOUR DAY TO CHECK OUT MY #1 FRIEND AND SEE IF YOU HAVE SEEN ANY OF THESE KIDS WHO ARE MISSING. THANKS!
Music:
Minus opera, I like music from all genres. Whatever sounds good to my ears:
Movies:
LADIES, LETS STOP THE INSANITY!!! BE YOU AND NOT A MAGAZINE COVER!!!! Trust me I know it is hard, but this is crazy!Wow, I love so many movies..but some of my absolute favorites are LOVE ACTUALLY, BOURNE IDENTITY, BOURNE SUPERMACY, BOURNE ULTIMATUM, PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (the version with Colin Firth!), THE WEDDING DRESS (hey all my friend who know me, stop laughing..it is cute!!), BEACHES (Tell me we all do not have a friendship like that) and INSIDE MAN.
Television:
PRISON BREAK, AMAZING RACE, LAW AND ORDER (ORIGINAL, CRIMINAL INTENT AND SVU). THE HILLS, DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, ICE ROAD TRUCKERS (plus soooooooo much more).....love 'em....but my new favorite is DEADLIEST CATCH!!! Now if I could only find a good SINGLE salt of the Earth guy like the guys on that show (shame the 2 Captains I fancy seem to be in relationships, oh well!) ...but being as I am sure I can't I will just have to watch and enjoy!!! ;-D
Books:
I love anything about The Tudors, The Prince by Machiavelli, The Canterbury Tales especially The Wife of Bath and the Miller, Jane Austen especially Pride and Prejudice, Politics Among Nations (specifically the balance of power theory!) by Hans Morgenthau and chick lit!!
Heroes:
My mom - a stronger women has never walked the face of the earth.Queen Elizabeth I - All the men around her wanted her to marry because they did not believe a women could rule the strongest country in the world...but she showed them.DIE-VORCE!!!
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour.
The wife is behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice.
"I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing,
Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.
The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,"
He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend,
And she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet,
But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55
He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently..
Up to 60.
"I want the car, too," he continues.
65 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph,
The wife turns to him and smiles.
"The airbag."
Moral of the Story :Women are clever!!!
