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thebestwomanintheworld

thebestwomanintheworld

About Me

i am a 31 year old single mother artist artcritic filmmaker housepainter philosopher libertine revolutionary prophet future cadaver and I am the best woman in the world. Somebody has got to do it! i love my kid, my friends, my choppy d and everything in between i hate racists, childmolestors legalized murderers powermongers and other detritus i love retarded people specifically and generally enjoy the company of intellectuals revolutionaries spies diplomats artists freethinkers shopgirls poor people etc., I like children as well as a rule, however, if you are a child do not write to me unless you are 1)a blood relative or until you are 18. Ok no more disclaimers. Also do not write to me to sell me products. Whilst I enjoy watching people shop (Hey Paris!) I do not own a credit card and I will NEVER purchase anything from you online.

My Interests

art. Therapeutic Hugging. Kids. Water. Music. Phenemenology. Dreams. Painting Psychology The Next World. Other Planets and other people. Making the G's, Faux Finishing Creating Propaganda. Writing. Change. Boys. Girls.massage.

I'd like to meet:

people who are into the metaphysical but not drippy real poets not drips artists who don't make me sick connoiseurs art patrons goat farmers massage therapists medicine people shaman really really smart people someone with a heart full of love real people really weird allthough not mean people BARACK OBAMA,Christiane Amanpour

Music:

Rap. Classical. The Sixties. FAN$Y, Kandywhales. yummy Kilroy, PJ Harvey, Marvin Gaye, Sade, Ween, Frank Sinatra, James Brown, Massive Attack, Bob Dylan, Lil Kim, Sarah Vaughan, Rolling stones, BeeGees Patti Smith Gwen Stefani, Da Brat, Rapture,Guns N Roses, David Bowie, Talitha, etc the guys in the subway The Bill Gaither Trio, Smothers Brothers, The Jackson Five,Janis Joplin,The Doors,Chopin,Wagner,Beethoven,Mozart John Lennon,Pink Floyd

Movies:

HEavenly Creatures L'enfants Terrible All Fassbinder/Fellini The Libertine or other Johnny Depp Movies Candyman, My Fair Lady, What Time is it There, Ulysses Gaze, Flesh,Videodrome,Rafifi,Michael Caine,No Country for Old Men, The Apartment,What Time is it there?,Sin City, Most Warhol, Alfred Hitchcock beware the holy whore,The Addiction, Audrey Rose,Wavelength by Michael Snow, Mediumcorestraightorlesbianporn

Television:

FLAVOR OF LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I Love New York, The FBI (reruns)The XFiles reruns the online foodshow found on underbellynyc.com The Simple Life,THE CHILLER CHANNEL New! www.newarttv.com the presidential campaign,addictive the news

Books:

The Master and Margarita, Bulgakov Anything David Sedaris Women and Madness The Dictionary Proust DH LAwrence Abbie Hoffman, Unconscious Fantasies in the Relational world,Kafka,Vladimir Romanovsky/AKA Ricardo The Air Conditioned Nightmare, Leonardos Notebooks, Cicero,Parson's Handbook,Canal Town, Lawrence Ferlinghetti, etc,.

Heroes:

ordinary people who gracefully navigate the mundane Rod Stewart!!!For being able to maintain that hair for so long, and it still grows! BARACK OBAMA,JOE MANANA,NELSON MANDELA,TALITHA,BUBI,JANE LAW FAN$Y!!!

My Blog

mothers day

Mother's Day thoughts as I wrote my friend.......I truly enjoy the kiddies...but Mother's Day is not enough! First of all, being undermined as a mother happens during pregnancy...when youre a young hi...
Posted by thebestwomanintheworld on Sun, 11 May 2008 11:19:00 PST

Frederick Calvin Ellerbush RIP

Frederick Calvin Ellerbusch REST IN PEACE You will always be loved and missed. May 6, 2008.
Posted by thebestwomanintheworld on Thu, 08 May 2008 07:08:00 PST

i love my new job

My new boss is adorable. He is about my size Irish man with a heavy accent. I met him from a craigslist ad. He posted his number, looking for a painter. I answered the ad on a Sunday morning and On M...
Posted by thebestwomanintheworld on Wed, 07 May 2008 04:44:00 PST

random

venom doctor livid partner quaalude eviscerate dream derange sudden diamond darkness plot ovary damage testicle retroactive liscence portal rapid nice unfortunate poodle stamp carrot naughty very cool...
Posted by thebestwomanintheworld on Thu, 01 May 2008 05:07:00 PST

The Last Cowboy I’ll ever Love

I'm sad today because within a number of hours or days my grandfather is going to be dead. lately when I call him, my evil aunts answer the phone and put it next to his ear.He can't speak anymore. ...
Posted by thebestwomanintheworld on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 08:08:00 PST

SHOUT OUT TO FAN$Y

So not every body knows this but Ive been working ..copyrighting some songs.My producer played my tracks for another of his artists and she asked me to sing the hook on one of her tracks. Anyone who ...
Posted by thebestwomanintheworld on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 08:00:00 PST

Burger King Internet Cafe

So Im over here at the Burger King internet Cafe,because I haven't paid my library fine, so at ten cents a minute this has got to be good. I was checking my email to see if this or that company wrote...
Posted by thebestwomanintheworld on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:06:00 PST

the feminization of poverty

well hello kiddies,this is the update... I am looking for a job again... still painting for the most Barbieesque boss everMy hours not so goo, though but the little thrill of competence ke...
Posted by thebestwomanintheworld on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 10:19:00 PST

happy dankegeben

Happy Thanksgiving People's!Well Iam happy it is almost over. I can be thankful every day! Mainly I am thankful that this is almost over. Well Iwoke up this am and I found that I was tired and snot...
Posted by thebestwomanintheworld on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 04:53:00 PST

The HUMAN STAIN movie review

i am still alive and I will soon be emerging from my cocoonSaw a great movie The HUMAN STAIN Anthony Hopkins, Nicole Kidman, ya know. Really well done, dramatic, and SAD.Well hope you all are wellpea...
Posted by thebestwomanintheworld on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 08:13:00 PST