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Hipster Shmuli

It's all one big Mishuggaas:)..

About Me

THERE'S NOTHING TO PROUD OF MYSELF!!! So have I been told by the Yeshiva principal...OK, quite a few years have past since, so maybe it's time to dust off a bit??. Well I do hate The Home Depot, if it says something about me ;). I love my title Hasidic Hipster which I DIDN'T come up with & basically everyone I have met since agreed with this title.... so what's better then being an Hasidic Hipster? I do have the best seat in the house, at both houses I mean... I love my "innocent" peeps... and I love Hipsters, and everyone between. I don't discriminate. OW the most boring person I have ever met, is the one who has nothing better to think of when he sees me but to scream off the top of his lung... YO FUKING JEW!!! I feel bad for the person (person?), dosent life have more to offer then hate?? just checking...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

OH... I knew you'll ask this question.. did you really have to??? I am so scared;)... ow and BTW I have someone straightening my payos and yarmulkeh so thanks for the offer!!... Seriously, not serious.People with a sense of humor & appriciate a sense of humor, love to laugh, who's not stuck on the past, not worrying about the future not becasue of light headedness just cus worrying dosen't help, live's the moment, enjoys the moment, knows the secret that complaining dosen't help.

My Blog

It was not an attempt to do a Mitzvah and rid the world of a Hipster

 It has happened so many times to me that I was being racially profiled; I am not talking about f***ing Jew or stuff like that, that has stopped bothering me a long time ago, it's part of life ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:42:00 GMT

To condom or not to condom.

It's Valentine's day, It means nothing to me today since I am not dating at the moment.     Funny or not, I only learned about Valentines day when I was almost 20.    &n...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 14:12:00 GMT

An ultra Hasidic guy with a J-Lo looks, wife

Football for itself isn't my greatest interest. However, I enjoyed watching the crowd, the craze, the enthusiasm, the excitement. What I love most is how people are actually coaching players so seriou...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 09:59:00 GMT

Calls me on my cellphone talking to me about me & cant trust that its me

Lately, I realized, I have to remake myself in something I am not and I don't even know what it is. It's called being serious.  Nobody takes anything I say serious anymore. You see, yesterd...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:37:00 GMT

I converted to Hipsterism on Christmas Eve

I have to admit, I love Myspace. I have met many new friends, Nice people, new groups and even got new enemies:- { really not...   I love the blog thing, not that myspace...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 15:46:00 GMT

The girl walked out of the store, sat into her Land Rover listening to some creepy music and dr

It's Christmas morning and I gotta admit I am hung over, I was hanging out a last night, I don't know when it was finally over but I was sure glad to find myself safe in bed this morning. It sucks tha...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 11:47:00 GMT

A shlubby bearded/peyos boy wearin' work jeans help her schlep shmuntzes isn exactly a date

I am/was (one of the above)  dating/chilling (one of the above) with a cool/cute/smart/hip/hot/sexy  Hasidic girl (all of the above), she lives in Crown Heights in a shared apt. w...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 07:26:00 GMT

Hasidic kids eat in front of Grocery's & bodegas eating & drinking beer out of paper bags

I was running out of my apt Sunday night, I found a piece of mail on the floor must have been delivered on Saturday. It caught my attention because the sender is "The coalition to strengthen the Ortho...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 05:39:00 GMT

WiFi stolen from the neighbor $0, Tech free Shabbos, Priceless.

Just a head's up to my friends. I am officially starting rehab. Compulsive tech rehab that is, this (Friday) afternoon. Treatment including, but not limited to my addictions of&nb...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:19:00 GMT

Rejoice!! Mosiah is coming.... I wont 2nd guess her...

I figured what is better then downloading some thoughts on a cold Sunday morning.  Its not that I have nothing betters to do, I do, I am just too lazy taking care of real stuff, haven't had some ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 14:20:00 GMT