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Brandon

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I like weird stuff.

"Hey girls. You want to get with some sort of disgusting Iowa boys?" - Ben P.


My Interests

Time Travel. Space Rays. Moons. Rooftops. Big Sacks. Art Projects. Nature Creeps. Books. Talking too much. Amusing things.

I'd like to meet:

The surprisingly few people who are 1. worth a damn and 2. interested in things that aren't glowing moving pictures on a screen.
IM me @ OHNOLostMaiMangz

ALL OF THESE ANIMALS ARE ON DRUGS!

Music:

Ghostface Killah

Movies:

Grim Detection and the Case of the Hippo God

Television:

Planet Earth aka (Planet Earth is awesome.)Law and Order: Perv Unit

Books:

George RR Martin, China Mieville, Tim Powers, Warren Ellis

Heroes:

Hugo. P. Randolph (Take care, big guy.)
Patrick Sharks
The Fighting Diamondbacks Shotgun Militia.
The Farmer General.

My Blog

10/25/07. 9:13pm. Outside the Ritz-Carlton, NYC

"I'm telling you, man, this guy is a weird one.""How so?""He never leaves the hotel during the day, but when he does he socializes with celebs and high ranking political figures.""And...?""No one know...
Posted by Brandon on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 12:49:00 PST

There are birthdays

A lot of birthdays around now.  I think it is because people do it a lot during the holiday season and then you get a lot of late september/early october babies. OctoBABIES!This weekend was a blu...
Posted by Brandon on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 04:14:00 PST

Girlfriends father

My girlfriend's father is a dog.  Or, more accurately, used to be a dog.  A golden lab named Mickey.  He goes by Dr. Michael now, and is the main operating research entity (O.R.E) for t...
Posted by Brandon on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 05:14:00 PST

Mostly these are all Kris and Brandon adventure stories

Or that is how it is panning out, I suppose.  TONIGHT WAS A NIGHT FOR ORBS!Kris came over and ate some ice cream with me. The flavor: Grahmsplosion. The kicker: swiss cake roll placed on the ice ...
Posted by Brandon on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 01:20:00 PST

Scrap enough for 1 pitcher

Yesterday I slept a lot because I hadn't really slept all weekend.  I was a huge cranky beast over the weekend, which didn't really help the awkward family gathering we had going on.  Oops! ...
Posted by Brandon on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 04:04:00 PST

Thursdays are for toasting

Kris and I met on bikeback on Dodge street around 10pm.  We road over to the Picador (which I will refer to as the Pikachu from now on) and walked through.  Pretty dead.  We went into t...
Posted by Brandon on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 03:42:00 PST

Part 1 of a long dream I had

I slept for 14 hours last night and all my dreams ran together to form one long ass story.  I turned it into more of a written story.  I think it is amusing. There is much more but this is a...
Posted by Brandon on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 02:39:00 PST

Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday

I walked over to teh Kris's's new digs around 9pm carrying a pack that contained: 1 Bottle Gin. and 1 fresh t-shirt.  It is about 2 miles over there.  It is a fairly pleasant walk though...a...
Posted by Brandon on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 01:59:00 PST

Iowa

I've been back for a couple weeks now.  It is hard to not compare Chicago life to Iowa City life constantly.  I mean, I don't really try not to, I guess, but it still happens a lot.  ...
Posted by Brandon on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:23:00 PST

Yep

It's true.
Posted by Brandon on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 01:49:00 PST