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Beef is meat obtained from a bovine. Beef is one of the principal meats used in European cuisine and cuisine of the Americas, and is important in Africa, East Asia, and Southeast Asia as well. In the Middle East, it is very rare to have lunch without beef.Beef can be cut into steak, pot roasts, short ribs, or ground into hamburger. Several Asian and European nationalities include the blood in their cuisine as well -- it is used in some varieties of blood sausage, and Filipinos use it to make a stew called dinuguan. Other beef variety meats include the tongue, which is usually sliced for sandwiches in Western cooking; tripe from the stomach; various glands—particularly the pancreas and thyroid—referred to as sweetbreads; the heart, the brain, the liver, the kidneys; and the tender testicles of the bull commonly known as "beef balls", "calf fries", "prairie oysters", or "Rocky Mountain oysters."The better cuts are usually obtained from steers, as heifers tend to be kept for breeding. Older animals are used for beef when they are past their reproductive prime. The meat from older cows and bulls is generally tougher, so it is frequently used for ground beef. Cattle raised for beef may be allowed to roam free on grasslands, or may be confined at some stage in pens as part of a large feeding operation called a feedlot.The United States, Brazil, the EU, China, and India, are the world's five largest producers of beef. Beef production is also important to the economy of Argentina, the Russian Federation, Australia, Mexico, and Canada.In the United States, the USDA operates a voluntary beef grading program. The meat processor pays for the presence of a highly trained USDA meat grader who grades the whole carcass prior to fabrication. The carcass grade is stamped on each primal cut (six stamps) and applied with roller stamp to each side as well. You can often see traces of the USDA grading stamp on boxed primal cuts.The grades are based on two main criteria, the degree of marbling (intramuscular fat) in the beef rib eye and the age of the animal prior to slaughter. Some meat scientists object to the current scheme of USDA grading since it does not take tenderness into account. Most other countries beef grading systems mirror the US model. Most beef offered for sale in supermarkets is graded choice or select. Prime beef is sold to hotels and upscale restaurants. Beef that would rate as Standard or leaner is almost never offered for grading.Prime — most tender and highest in fat Choice Select — the leanest grade commonly sold Standard Commercial Utility Cutter CannerPrimal cuts Beef is first divided into primal cuts. These are basic sections from which steaks and other subdivisions are cut. The following is a list of the primal cuts, ordered front to back, then top to bottom. The short loin and the sirloin are sometimes considered as one section. When looking at a diagram such as the one above, note that the closer to the middle back, the more tender the meat is. Since the animal's legs and neck muscles do the most work, they are the toughest; the meat becomes progressively more tender as distance from "hoof and horn" increases.upper halfChuck - one of the most common sources for hamburger. Rib Short Loin - the most tender, and the most expensive; from which porterhouse steaks, and filet mignon are cut. Sirloin - less tender than short loin, but more flavorful. Round lower halfBrisket and Shank Plate Flank Also see the external links section below for links to more beef cut charts and diagrams.Special beef designations Buccleuch Scotch beef originates in a designated area on and around the estate of the Duke of Buccleuch in Scotland. Certified Angus Beef ™ is beef certified by the USDA to have come from Angus cattle. Dry aged beef has been aged using a special process. Grass fed beef has been raised primarily on forage rather than in a feedlot. Halaal beef has been certified to have been processed in a prescribed manner in accordance with Muslim tradition. Kobe beef : Cattle of the Wagyu breed raised and fattened in the hills above Kobe, Hyogo Prefecture, Japan. During the fattening period, the beef is hand-fed (using high-energy feed, including beer and beer mash) and hand-massaged for tenderness and high fat content. Kosher beef has been certified to have been processed in a prescribed manner in accordance with Jewish dietary laws. Organic beef is produced without hormones, pesticides, or other chemicals though requirements for labeling something "organic" vary widely. Roast beef [edit] Religious proscription Beef is a taboo meat in a number of religions, most notably Hinduism, whose adherents consider cows deserving of reverence. This taboo is believed to have arisen from the necessity of cattle for milk and draft labor preempting the slaughter of young cattle for veal. Also, consumption of beef (along with other meats) is frowned upon by many Buddhists, although it is not strictly taboo.In Judaism, Beef is one of the meats considered Kosher, if butchered and prepared in accordance with religious law, under the supervision of a Rabbi. Beef is also considered Halal by Muslims under similar strictures.[edit] "Mad cow disease" The over-intensive farming of beef resulted in the world's first recognised outbreak of bovine spongiform encephalopathy (BSE or, colloquially, "mad cow disease") in the United Kingdom in 1986. Eating beef from cattle with BSE is thought to have caused the new variant of Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (nvCJD) in about 131 cases (2003 June data) in the United Kingdom and some few in France. The perception of beef as potentially lethal caused significant damage to the UK beef industry. The attempts to wipe out BSE in the UK by a kill-and-burn campaign, although ultimately successful, did further damage from which the beef industry is only recently recovering. Since then, a number of other countries have had outbreaks of BSE. BSE is an illness that cattle can get by feeding them other animals (especially their brains and spines), including their own. Due to a BSE scare last year, the American border is currently closed to live Canadian cows.Beef occurs in various slang forms in American English that are unrelated to it being a type of meat, but perhaps more to the animal it comes from. Beef is used in a noun form in the phrase "to have (a) beef", the use of which dates back to the 19th Century, when "to beef" initially meant to loudly complain about something. The phrase means to have a feud or dispute with another party, usually an odious and publically known one. It was re-popularized by hip-hop music, especially the late Notorious B.I.G., who had a song entitled "What's Beef". Beef can also be used as the adjective "beefy" describing someone's weight, or rather their excess amount of it. However, a "beefcake" is a male considered desirable by women, due to his robust physique. This meaning relates back to an earlier meaning of "beefy" as a synonym for "muscular" or "well-built". Finally, "to beef up" has the same meaning as "to reinforce" or "to shore up", usually seen in connection with increasing numbers of soldiers, police, or other security measures in response to a perceived threat.The absence of beef also made a notable appearance in American pop culture. During the 1980's, there was an ad campaign entitled "Where's the Beef?" in which patrons of other fast food restaurants examined the hamburgers and pronounced the amount of beef lacking. The phrase has become synonymous with anything lacking substance.In British English, beef is far more established in colloquialisms, though many are vulgar. Beef also gets a more playful treatment from the British through Cockney Rhyming Slang; instead of saying "beef" one could say "stop thief" or "itchy teeth" to start the non-completed rhyme format. And, according to Cassell's Dictionary of Slang, there is a rhyng slang to describe the act of flatulation - "beef-heart".

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more mofos and reptoids. And Jennifer Tilly.

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How to get deleted from my friends list

Here's some quick tips for all you genuine go getters on how to get good 'ol Mayo Breath Beef to toss you on the ash heap of my myspace friend list. Any one of the following will work, or try them in...
Posted by Mayo Breath on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:09:00 PST

South America

is hot and sticky. To celebrate Christmas people were setting off fireworks. Something about fireworks seems incongruous with my naive images of what Christmas is supposed to be. The cars are old....
Posted by Mayo Breath on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 03:05:00 PST

Hearty and Delicious

An appalling thing occurred to me during an orientation lunch held today. My colleague (who, for the purposes of privacy Ill refer to as Plasma Paul) made an astonishing remark when I tried cornering...
Posted by Mayo Breath on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 03:32:00 PST

sweet revenge

I've been filling my room with some great music, after a brief hiatus. Years and years of making it, never thinking for one second that the day would come where I'd wind up listening to more music th...
Posted by Mayo Breath on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 06:35:00 PST

Well, Well, Well

Now some would call this a "coincidence". Yeah, it's a coincidence like our current president is "coincidentally" the son of a previous president. This woman was branded with the name of the beast, ...
Posted by Mayo Breath on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 07:33:00 PST

No More Mayo (groups)

Myspaces groups is disabledWell, guess what, mayo hasnt gotten any better in the last week and people still demand a place to vent. FIX THIS CRISIS, TOM. PLEASE. For our mayo-hating sakes, goddamni...
Posted by Mayo Breath on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 09:19:00 PST

Salads??

You know folks, I was thinking late last night about mayo (a very common occurrence, by the way), mostly just the basics: how much it sucks, how I hate it being put on food, how the smell nauseates m...
Posted by Mayo Breath on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 05:47:00 PST

Nomenclature Issues

Okay, let me just devote a brief bulletin to what I feel to be the very insidious and cruel joke known as the "Best" Foods company. They are the chief name in the mayo industry, and frankly I just do...
Posted by Mayo Breath on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 05:46:00 PST

Tom Waits for no man (I'll take New York sir)

And Tom said it best. Frank's Wild Years being a work of absolute unique brilliance, this little treasure keeps popping to mind over the past few weeks. Certain lines just repeat themselves in the l...
Posted by Mayo Breath on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 09:33:00 PST

Upside Down

My roommate subscribes to the magazine Entertainment Weekly, which is (for those who dont know) a magazine chronicling much of whats going on in Hollywood at the given moment. After dropping through ...
Posted by Mayo Breath on Sat, 06 May 2006 04:42:00 PST