Do me a favor, huh sinners? Stop with the pleading to make you skinny, make you pretty, make you rich- you're losers. Somebody's got to sweep the floor at McDonalds so the rest of the country can pig and root about- that's you. And don't blame me for Lindsay Lohan or the Simpson girls- that was all Dad's doing.
I do a lot of moping... Every once in awhile I have fun and show up on a peice of toast. You wouldn't believe what people will pay for something like that on Ebay!. Make me a millionaire, sinners.
Don't forget, Jeebus saves
his plastic bags and
occasionally allows children under the age of three to use them
for a toy.
(or a suicide machine)
