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I am here for Friends

About Me

I like writing the music, having the fun. About to get my head together so I can move away from this dreary town, to start afresh in Oz!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

anyone who can fart in a jar, honest nice people, anyone who doesn't spend all my money, genuine caring folk.

My Blog

STUPID FUCKING EXES

Well, I tried. Tried to resist the diatribe of sullying the name of an ex partner, but after reading some of the wonderful comments on her website, it's time for a few HOME TRUTHS. She loved spending ...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 18:05:00 GMT

whats happening?

Well, here it is. Got single, after a lot of really good times and a lot of heartache. I'm now leaving western oz for eastern climes. I'm seeing a good mate in woodonga, then to see my pariah bes...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 22:30:00 GMT

Xmas makes me vomit

Do you know what makes me sick? On the television these days, the word Christmas has been abbreviated to Xmas. I hate it. Also when radio announcements say "a happy festive season", it's fucking Chris...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 21:55:00 GMT

FUNK

I'VE GOT PUKE ALL OVER MY FACE AND I LOVE IT
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 10:32:00 GMT

time for a change

well, it's been a heavy coupla months, so I'm off to Oz! I've made friends, and enemies and I love you all for it.   Seems like the only way i'm gonna get out from the self-fulfilling prophecy i...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 07:53:00 GMT

smarting

i feel like i've lost an arm       frustrated     numb                           it's all gone horribly wrong
Posted by on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 16:43:00 GMT

shocking cider accdents

i'm drinking this evening, it is my friend Chris's last weekend before he is a complete (but incredibly sensible) gaylord and moves back to Dubai. so, cheers to him, we're gonna miss you, and I think ...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 12:15:00 GMT

piss in the sink

I've pissed in the sink I think It stinks so much it makes me blink and you'll miss me take a piss         thanks to all my FUCKING FANS
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 10:31:00 GMT

word to your mothers

I'm sat here, wallowing in my own filth, resenting the fact that i'm enthralled by a group of really horrid people on the television. I've had a tooth out today, big furking hole but I did persuade th...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 21:42:00 GMT