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you know what Stuart?

Stranger Danger

About Me


And we should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.
~Friedrich Nietzsche

In The Quite Hours: Necrophilia

with a new smile across
your throat
your secrets decanted and
gurgled out in red gold
(that I can translate fluently)

your eyes screamed escape
with their last thought
plucked out
you heard me howl
through my laugh
"you are now mine!"
~jtf '07

My Interests

equating wondering with wandering as often as possible, life, death, sorrow, joy, music, art, comics, books, movies, the number Phi, philosophy, physics, geometry, math in general, science in general, history in general, writing poetry and fiction poorly, driving, azpunk.com and a few other things I'll expound upon at a later date, maybe.

I'd like to meet:


people who can't stop dancing to this (CLICK HERE) ! DANCE, NUT FUCKERS! DANCE!!!
and other people... some of them anyway. I'll know when I see them. Any and all lovers of music, art (all art high and low), comics, books, movies, life and death, pain and sorrow, happiness and joy. Freaks, nerds, and geeks and anyone who knows how to ROCK! and can laugh about it. Oh and if I add you and email you if I don't see any words back from you I will delete you. I'm not looking for numbers or pretty faces... I want... INFORMATION!

Music:

music is the bane of my existence and even though I make sacrifices to it daily one day it will kill me. Bands/artists in heavy rotation on "you know what Stuart?" radio...

Neurosis,
Mr. Bungle,
Fantomas,
Faith No More,
Public Enemy,
Sisters of Mercy,
Nick Cave (with the Bad Seeds and Birthday Party),
Black Eyed Peas,
Crass
Camper Van Beethoven,
any and all Devy Townsend,
Electric Six,
OhGr,
Social Distortion,
Dirty Three,
Air,
King Crimson,
Neil Diamond,
Converge,
Primus (sucks),
White Stripes,
MDC,
Killing Joke,
Tom Jones,
Dead Kennedys,
Sufjan Stephens,
Joy Division,
Interpol,
Crass,
Auf der Maur,
Butthole Surfers,
Fischerspooner,
Damien Jurado,
Murder City Devils,
Front 242,
Dead Milkmen,
Skinny Puppy,
Assuck,
NIN,
PJ Harvey,
Dean Martin,
Radiohead,
Ministry,
Tom Waits,
Soilent Green,
Leonard Cohen,
The Real McKenzies,
The Meatmen,
Spazz (West Bay! Bitchez!),
Lyrics Born,
Flogging Molly,
Angry Samoans,
David Allan Coe,
Sneaker Pimps,
Tool,
Chris Isaak,
TV On The Radio,
Cee-Lo,
The Pogues,
Bad Manners,
BDP and KRS1,
Johnny Cash,
Subhumans,
Dizzy Gillespie,
Frontline Assembly,
Billie Holiday,
Swans,
Tribe Called Quest,
Pigface,
Tom Waits,
Tony Bennett,
Cop Shoot Cop...

Movies:

horror (includes bad horror), sci-fi (includes bad sci-fi), suspense, mystery, comedy, anime, drama...
Pan's Labyrinth,
No Country For Old Men,
Once,
Idiocracy,
2046,
Constantine,
Sin City,
Garden State,
Kung Fu Hustle,
The Original Star Wars Trilogy in which Han shoots first,
Star Wars ep. iii,
Dune (dir. D. Lynch),
Wild at Heart,
Dr. Strangelove,
LOTR,
Batman Begins,
Star Trek (I like both the evens and the odds),
Saving Private Ryan,
American Splendor,
Romper Stomper,
Never Cry Wolf,
Akira,
Blazing Saddles,
Das Boot,
Seven Samurai (all Akira Kurosawa),
1984 (the book too),
Henry and June,
Lost in Translation,
The Day the Earth Stood Still,
Big Fish,
Edward Scissor Hands,
Almost Famous,
Ninja Scroll,
High Fidelity,
Gross Point Blank,
a few Kevin Smith movies,
American Beauty,
Wings of Honneamise,
The Lover,
Kicking and Screaming (cir 1995),
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,
Friday,
Miller's Crossing,
Oh Brother Where Art Thou,
Fargo (most of the Coen brothers),
Ghost in the Shell,
Jin Roh The Wold Brigade,
Grave of the Fireflies,
Spirited Away,
Princess Mononoke,
Perfect Blue,
Slaughter House Five,
Metropolis (Rin Taro's and Fritz Lang's),
City of Lost Children,
Monty Python and the Holy Grail,
Time Bandits (all Terry Gilliam),
State of Grace,
La Femme Nikita,
Freeway,
Wicked City,
High Plains Drifter (shhuhdup), and lots more...
2 movies that I've seen that were awesome and would recommend but that I don't think I could watch ever again... Saint of Fort Washington (don't walk along the RR tracks) and Irreversible (rough).
Also, if you like the atrocity known as Boondock Saints please do not ever mention movies to me EVER!

Television:

Arrested Development,
The Simpsons,
Southpark,
Carnival,
Heroes,
Deadwood,
Monk,
The Family Guy,
The History Channels,
A&E,
Rescue Me,
The Shield,
IFC,
Sundance,
G4TV,
Disovery Channels,
Comedy Central,
Cartoon Network,
PBS,
Dr. Who,
The Prisoner,
Coupling (UK),
The Young Ones,
Red Dwarf,
Star Trek and its many incarnations,
Scrubs,
The Daily Show,
The Colbert Report,
Sifl and Olly,

Books:

BOOKS: horror, sci-fi, suspense, mystery, non-fiction... the Dune series by Frank Herbert, W.S. Burroughs, H.S.Thompson, Kurt Vonnegut, Harry Turtledove (the alternate history stuff)... The Alienist and The Angel of Darkness by Caleb Carr, The Stranger by A.Camus, Leaves of Grass by W.Whitman, No Exist by J.P.Sartre...

MAGAZINES: Juxtapoz, Skeptic, and ones with women in various degrees of dress and arousal.

Heroes:

Heroes are not for me. But here are a few living and formally living people and fictional characters that I've takin' a likin' to for various reasons... Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, Alan Turing, Walt Whitman, W.S. Burroughs, H.S. Thompson, Samuel Langhorne Clemens, Thomas Paine, Noam Chompsky, Abe Lincoln.

My Blog

Freedom of Speech... Just Watch What You Say!

It's the new red scare! So much fun the first time we're bringin' it back! Thanks g'rents. CLARK COUNTYStudent Arrested For Terroristic Threatening Says Incident A Misunderstandinghttp://www.lex18.com...
Posted by you know what Stuart? on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 03:54:00 PST

Obatma! Obatma! Obatma!

At a shocking press conference this morning, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama announced that he has a half-man half-bat half-brother. The boyish looking half brother of undetermined age...
Posted by you know what Stuart? on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 01:14:00 PST

If you watch it closely you can almost see it adapt

Scientists Discover Fish in Act of Evolution in Africa's Greatest Lake Written by Sam Aola Ooko Published on October 7th, 200818 CommentsPosted in Africa, Global In what could be a first in...
Posted by you know what Stuart? on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:49:00 PST

Message From Mars


Posted by you know what Stuart? on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 06:13:00 PST

The Future of Relationships/Marriages? Gene Testing?

thanks to ATHEISTS AGNOSTICS SKEPTICS & HUMANISTS ON MYSPACE blog for the link... Biological Basis of Monogamy, Cheating, BondingThursday September 11, 2008 The Proceedings of the National Academy...
Posted by you know what Stuart? on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 05:44:00 PST

Tastes Like Chicken

mmmm sun burnt chicken!!! FDA issues rules for genetically modified animalsThu Sep 18, 2008 5:26pm EDT  By Christopher Doering WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Genetically engineered animals moved closer ...
Posted by you know what Stuart? on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 01:33:00 PST

120 Million y/o!!!

Scientists discover 120 million year-old antTue Sep 16, 2008 11:48am EDT  BERLIN (Reuters) - German biologists have discovered a new species of ant they believe is the oldest on the planet, dati...
Posted by you know what Stuart? on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 05:53:00 PST

No apology to Darwin from the RCC

The Church of England will though. Evolution fine but no apology to Darwin: VaticanTue Sep 16, 2008 4:07pm EDT By Philip Pullella VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - The Vatican said on Tuesday the theory of evo...
Posted by you know what Stuart? on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 05:48:00 PST

Saving the Tatas!

  Breast cancer vaccine helps body fight tumorsMon Sep 15, 2008 8:24am EDT   By Maggie Fox, Health and Science Editor WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Researchers who designed one experimental b...
Posted by you know what Stuart? on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 01:12:00 PST

The Plan!

a couple or 3 old ones that I've probably posted before... the plan again into the night the slight indifference and lack of significance superstitious halitosis less my speech can't reach "sonn...
Posted by you know what Stuart? on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 11:23:00 PST