When you start losing it in IT |
Telling a user that his problem lies somewhere between the keyboard and the back of his chair.Offering to fix the problem with a 15-pound hammer.Creating a user hit list and updating it more than once...
Posted by www.hasenfang.com on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 12:40:00 PST |
October Update |
Halle Berry recently announced that she was pregnant. I'm sorry, Halle. I had no idea my fingers could do that. After admitting to using performance-enhancing drugs, track st...
Posted by www.hasenfang.com on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 02:33:00 PST |
Great Ideas |
The internet runs our lives. Other lessons from Professor Obvious: Cookies are delicious and Asians sound funny. I'm not going to tell you that humanity has become a slave to the machine. Writers and ...
Posted by www.hasenfang.com on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 02:29:00 PST |
14 Life Lessons |
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve,...
Posted by www.hasenfang.com on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:25:00 PST |
Potential & Reality |
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His father...
Posted by www.hasenfang.com on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:27:00 PST |
Something to Offend everyone.... |
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?Juan on JuanWhat is! the difference betweena Harley and a Hoover ?The position of the dirt bagWhy is divorce so expensiv...
Posted by www.hasenfang.com on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 09:05:00 PST |
You know you're from Wisconsin when... |
You Know You're From Wisconsin When...
You can taste a difference in cheese made somewhere else
You own at least one tie with a or peice of jewelry with a Green Bay Packer theme
You can find and...
Posted by www.hasenfang.com on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 05:23:00 PST |
The Top 15 Things You'll Never hear at a Star Trek Convention |
The Top 15 Things You'll Never Hear at a Star Trek Convention
15.) "Will the owner of the red Porsche 911,license plate 'STUDMFN', please turn your headlights off?" 14.) "Does this Star Fleet Academy ...
Posted by www.hasenfang.com on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 08:14:00 PST |
You know you were a child of the 80s when.... |
You know you were a child of the 80s when....
You never questioned why the A-Team were always imprisoned in places that had sufficient tools to build an armoured tank.
Dungeons & Dragons was you...
Posted by www.hasenfang.com on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 01:13:00 PST |
Precious Moments, from the Sears Portrait Studio |
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Posted by www.hasenfang.com on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 05:36:00 PST |
