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Carl

Do ya think the Gun Store is still open?

About Me

TAKE YOUR TOP OFF!!!

My Interests

chicks, beer, my car, my bitchin' pool with the flames on it, mellon shakers... the uh... gentlemen's club, and for some reason, jawbreakers... i can't get enough of them.

I'd like to meet:

Dusty Gazongas

Music:

I saw Foreigner at da medowlands in '83 with Bryan Adams, that was a kick ass show! I totaly coped dis feel off dis passed out broad while they were playing "Urgent" now every time I hear "Urgent" on the radio i think of that girls boobs... and... covered in vomit.

Movies:

the ones in that back room at da video store, you know what i'm talkin' about! heh heh... what u gay or somethin'?

Television:

Oh God Yes!

Books:

I gonna give this rainbow thing another five minutes and if it don't show up I goin' down to the store and get me a hotrod magazine. cause dey got da girls wit da boobs on dere.