Looney Tunes, especially Daffy Duck!
My Dream Cars
1973 DeTomaso Pantera
1977 Pontiac Trans-Am Firebird
1959 Pink Cadiliac
Hearse Limosine
The Munster's Dragula
ETHAN
E Entertaining
T Twisted
H Humorous
A Artistic
N Nice
I am a RAT!
Your Psych-Ward diagnosis
Schizoid Personality Disorder
Diagnosis: Schizoid Personality Disorder. A pervasive pattern of detachment from social relationships and a restricted range of expression of emotions in interpersonal settings, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by (some of the following) neither desiring nor enjoying close relationships, preference for solitary activities, little interest in sexual relationships, lacking close friendships, and shows emotional coldness, detachment, or flattened affectivity.
You Are 28% Evil
A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.
You Are 52% Cynical
Yes, you are cynical, but more than anything, you're a realist.
You see what's screwed up in the world, but you also take time to remember what's right.
You Have Your Sarcastic Moments
While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge.
In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead!
And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in.
Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious.
You Are 64% Shy
You are a very introverted person, and it has started to impact your life in a negative way.
If you can avoid human contact, you usually do. And as a result, you miss out on a lot.
Your Movie Buff Quotient: 76%
You are a total movie buff. Classics, blockbusters, indie favorites... you've seen most of them.
Your friends know to come to you whenever they need a few good DVD rental suggestions.
Are You a Movie Buff?
You Are 64% Gentleman
You are definitely a gentleman. You're very considerate and you have excellent manners.
Occasionally, you slip and do something foolish... but usually no one notices!
Your Stress Level is: 58%
You are somewhat prone to stress, especially when life gets hard.
When things are good, you resist stressing over little problems.
But when things are difficult, you tend to freak out and find it hard to calm down.
You Have A Type B+ Personality
You're a pro at going with the flow
You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer
A total joy to be around, people crave your stability.
While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity.
Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done
You're passionate - just selective about your passions
I've got a fever, and the only cure is MORE COWBELL!!
Your Taste in Music:
Rock 'n Roll and Heavy Metal: Biggest Influence!
Oldies and Classic Rock: Biggest Influence!
80's Pop and Rock: Medium Influence
Alternative and Miscellaneous Rock: Medium Influence
Rap and Hip Hop: Low Influence
Country Music: Low Influence
AC/DC, Alice in Chains, Andrew W.K., Anthrax, Anti-Nowhere League, Audioslave, Bad Religion, Black Flag, Black Sabbath, Breaking Benjamin, Chevelle, The Clash, The Damned, Damageplan, Dead Kennedys, Disturbed, Dwarves, Eagles of Death Metal, Faith No More, Fear, Fear Factory, Filter, Flotsam & Jetsam, Foo Fighters, Godsmack, Gojira, GWAR, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, KMFDM, Korn, Lacuna Coil, Lamb of God, Led Zeppelin, Machine Head, Marilyn Manson, Mastadon, Megadeth, Metallica, Ministry, Misfits, Monster Magnet, Motorhead, Nashville Pussy, NIN, Nirvana, Offspring, Ozzy, Pantera, Probot, Prong, Queens of the Stone Age, Queensryche, Rammstein, Ramones, Sex Pistols, Skid Row, Slipknot, Soundgarden, Spinal Tap, Static-X, Stone Sour, Suicidal Tendencies, System of a Down, Tenacious D, Tool, Van Halen, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Wolfmother
Aerosmith, B-52’s, Beck, Christina Aguilera, Fiona Apple, Banjo & Sullivan, Black Crowes, David Bowie, David Byrne, Johnny Cash, Nick Cave, Richard Cheese, Sheryl Crow, Days of the New, Devo, Neil Diamond, Duran Duran, Evanescence, Peter Gabriel, Garbage, Chris Isaak, Billy Joel, Elton John, Tom Jones, k.d. Lang, Midnight Oil, Alanis Morissette, Willie Nelson, Nickleback, No Doubt, Oingo Boingo, Robert Palmer, Tom Petty, Pink, The Police, The Presidents of the United States of America, Queen, Reverend Horton Heat, Brian Setzer, Gwen Stefani, Stray Cats, Talking Heads, U2, Velvet Revolver, Roger Alan Wade, Hank Williams, Weird Al Yankovic, ZZ Top
The Beach Boys, The Beatles, Tony Bennett, Chuck Berry, James Brown, Ray Charles, The Coasters, Eddie Cochran, Credence Clearwater Revival, Fats Domino, The Doors, The Drifters, The Eagles, Everly Brothers, Bill Haley, Screaming Jay Hawkins, Jimi Hendrix, Buddy Holly, Wanda Jackson, Spike Jones, Jerry Lee Lewis, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Dean Martin, Roy Orbison, Carl Perkins, Wilson Pickett, Pink Floyd, Elvis Presley, Louis Prima, The Rolling Stones, Frank Sinatra, Franki Valli, Gene Vincent, The Who, Stevie Wonder
Busta Rhymes, Cypress Hill, Das EFX, Eminem, House of Pain, Ice Cube, Ice-T, Kid Rock, Ludacris, N.W.A., Sir Mix-A-Lot, 2 Live Crew, Wu-Tang Clan
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1/1/06 Sirius Satellite Radio
Howard 100/101
No more Bulls***
Baba Booey to all of you!
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The Audience is now deaf.
Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Akira, Alien/Aliens, Army of Darkness, Back to the Future, Batman (1989), Batman Begins, The Beastmaster, Beetlejuice, Big Trouble in Little China, Blade, Blade Runner, Buckaroo Banzai, Bubba Ho-Tep, Cemetery Man, Clash of the Titans, Conan the Barbarian, Congo, The Crow, Darkman, Dead Alive, Demolition Man, Dick Tracy, Dawn of the Dead, Death Proof, Devil's Rejects, Escape From New York, Evil Dead 1 & 2, Excalibur, The Exorcist, Fido, The Fifth Element, Flash Gordon, Frankenstein/Bride of Frankenstein, Freaked, Freaks, The Frighteners, From Dusk til Dawn, Galaxy Quest, Goonies, Gremlins 2, Highlander, The Hitcher, Hellboy, Hills Have Eyes, House of 1000 Corpses, In the Mouth of Madness, Innerspace, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, The Iron Giant, The Incredibles, Indiana Jones, The Last Man on Earth, The Last Starfighter, Lord of the Rings, Mars Attacks, Near Dark, Nightmare on Elm St, The Old Dark House, The Omen, People Under the Stairs, Pet Semetary, Planet Terror, Predator, The Punisher (1980's), Pirates of the Caribbean, Re-animator, Repo Man, The Road Warrior, Rosemary's Baby, Robocop, The Serpent & the Rainbow, The Seventh Sign, Shaun of the Dead, The Shining, Sleepy Hollow, Small Soldiers, Starship Troopers, Star Trek II, IV, VI, Sin City, Spider-Man, Star Wars: Episode IV, V, VI, Terminator 2, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, 12 Monkeys, They Live, The Thing, 300, Time Bandits, Total Recall, Transformers, Tron, Unbreakable, Underworld, Westworld, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, X-Men
Airplane, Anchorman, Amazon Women on the Moon, Animal House, Bachelor Party, Bad Santa, BaseketBall, Beerfest, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure/Bogus Journey, Blazing Saddles, Borat, The 'burbs, Caddyshack, Cannonball Run, Clerks I & II, Dodgeball, Dr. Strangelove, Dumb & Dumber, Elf, A Fish Called Wanda, Fletch, The Frisco Kid, Groundhog Day, History of the World Pt 1, Hot Fuzz, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Kingpin, Let it ride, Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Major League, Major Payne, Mallrats, Maverick, Midnight Madness, Midnight Run, Monty Python & the Holy Grail/Life of Brian/Meaning of Life, Murder by Death, My Cousin Vinny, Nacho Libre, The Naked Gun, Nuns on the Run, Office Space, Old School, Orgazmo, Oscar, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Planes Trains & Automobiles, The Princess Bride, Private Parts, Raising Arizona, Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, School of Rock, Slap Shot, Smokey & the Bandit, S.O.B., Strange Brew, Stripes, Super Troopers, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Team America, This is Spinal Tap, Top Secret, UHF, Uncle Buck, Undercover Brother, Used Cars, Wayne's World, What About Bob, Young Frankenstein, Animal Crackers, Horse Feathers, Duck Soup, A Night at the Opera, A Day at the Races, You're Telling Me, It's a Gift, You Can't Cheat an Honest Man, The Bank Dick
Air Force One, American Splendor, Angel Heart, Apocalypse Now, Asphalt Jungle, Assault on Precinct 13, Barton Fink, Beat the Devil, Being John Malkovich, The Big Lebowski, The Big Sleep, Blind Fury, Blue Thunder, Bound, Braveheart, Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid, Casablanca, Casino, Citizen Kane, A Clockwork Orange, Cobb, Commando, Con Air, Cool Hand Luke, Crank, Crumb, Das Boot, Die Hard Trilogy, Diggstown, The Dirty Dozen, The Dirty Harry Series, Ed Wood, 48 Hrs, Falling Down, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Femme Fatale, Fight Club, Finding Graceland, The Fisher King, Full Metal Jacket, The French Connection, Gladiator, Glengarry Glenross, Godfather I & II, Goodfellas, The Great Escape, Hard Boiled, High Plains Drifter, High Sierra, A History of Violence, The Hot Spot, The Hunt for Red October, In the line of Fire, JFK, Key Largo, Kill Bill, The Killer, The King of Comedy, King of New York, Kung Fu Hustle, L.A. Confidential, The Last Boy Scout, L4yer Cake, Leon: The Professional, Lethal Weapon, Little Caesar, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Lonesome Dove, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Made, The Magnificent Seven, The Maltese Falcon, The Man Who Would be King, Man with No Name Trilogy, Manhunter, The Matador, Millers Crossing, Murder on the Orient Express, Mystery Train, Narrow Margin, Natural Born Killers, Night of the Hunter, O Brother Where Art Thou, The Outlaw Josey Wales, Pale Rider, Payback, The Petrified Forest, Point Blank, Public Enemy, Pulp Fiction, Quiz Show, Raging Bull, Red Heat, Reservoir Dogs, Roadhouse, Robin & Marian, The Rock, Romeo is Bleeding, Ronin, Sahara (1943), Scarface, Se7en, Sexy Beast, Shane, Silence of the Lambs, Sling Blade, Snakes on a Plane, Snatch, The Sting, Sunset Boulevard, Swingers, Tango & Cash, Taxi Driver, The Third Man, To Die For, To Have and have Not, Tombstone, Touch of Evil, The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, True Lies, True Romance, Unforgiven, The Untouchables, The Usual Suspects, The Vanishing (1988), Volcano, Walk the Line, Wargames, The Warriors, White Heat, The Wild Bunch, Wild Things
Dr No, From Russia With Love, Goldfinger, Thunderball, For Your Eyes Only, Octopussy, Goldeneye, Casino Royale
Jailhouse Rock, King Creole, Blue Hawaii, Viva Las Vegas
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A-Team, Adam-12, Addams Family, Autopsy, Adv of Brisco County Jr, Alf, Barney Miller, Battlestar Galacta, Beavis & Butt-Head, The Boondocks, Brimstone, Buck Rogers, Captain Caveman, Carnivale, Cathouse, Celebrity Deathmatch, Chappelle's Show, Da Ali G Show, Deadwood, The Electric Company, Emergency, F-Troop, Family Guy, Fawlty Towers, Fraggle Rock, Futurama, Get Smart, G.I. Joe, Gilligan's Island, The Golden Girls, The Gong Show, The Greatest American Hero, THe Groovie Ghoulies, HowardTV, Insominiac, Jackass, Johnny Bravo, Judge Judy, The Kids in the Hall, Kolchack, Land of the Lost, The Larry Sanders Show, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Lidsville, Liquid Television, The Lone Gunmen, Lost, The Match Game, Maximum Bob, Miami Vice, Mister Rogers Neighborhood, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Munsters, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Mythbusters, The Naked Trucker & T-Bones, Night Court, Nowhere Man, The Office (U.K.), Pee-Wee's Playhouse, Pinky & the Brain, Police Squad, Quantum Leap, Real Sex, Red Dwarf, Reno 911, Ripping Yarns, Robot Chicken, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Rome, The Ropers, Samurai Jack, Schoolhouse Rock, Scooby Doo, SCTV, Sesame Street, The Simpsons, Sledge Hammer, Soap, Son of the Beach, The Sopranos, South Park, Spaced, SpongeBob Squarepants, Star Trek (ToS/TNG), Superfriends, Survivor, Tales From the Crypt, Taxicab Confessions, The Three Stooges, Thundarr the Barbarian, Too Close for Comfort, Tough Crowd, Trading Spaces, The Transformers, The Venture Brothers, Wild Wild West, Wonder Showzen, X-Files, Xena, The Young Ones ..
Maxim, Blender, Entertainment Weekly, Rolling Stone, Playboy, comic books, books in general, favorite authors/books include H.P. Lovecraft, Richard Matheson, Stephen King, Gary Larson, Berkeley Breathed, Aaron Mcgruder
Last Train to Memphis: The Rise of Elvis Presley, Careless Love: The Unmaking of Elvis Presley, Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way & If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor by Bruce Campbell, Factoid Books "Big Book of..." series
Milk & Cheese! Dairy products gone bad!
LOBO. 'nuff said.
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Howard Stern, Bill Hicks, Sam Kinison, George Carlin, Dave Attell, Lewis Black, Eddie Izzard, Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, Artie Lange, Sean Connery, Clint Eastwood, Humphrey Bogart, James Cagney, Edward G. Robinson, Robert Mitchum, Jack Palance, Lee Van Cleef, Vincent Price, Bill Murray, Christoper Walken, Samuel L Jackson, Al Pacino, Robert Duvall, Kurt Russell, Bruce Campbell, Ian McKellen, Bob Hoskins, Gary Oldman, Morgan Freeman, John Glover, Christopher Lee, Joe Pantoliano, Rutger Hauer, Sam Neil, Fred Gwynne, Al Lewis, Harry Dean Stanton, Charles Bronson, Paul Newman, Dean Martin, Johnny Depp, George Takei, William Shatner, Adam West, Norman Fell, Don Knotts, Jeff Bridges, Malcolm McDowell, Ian McShane, Tommy Lee Jones, Lee Marvin, Ernest Borgnine, Gene Hackman, Harvey Keitel, R. Lee Ermey, Rip Torn, Steve McQueen, Chow Yun Fat, Michael Madsen, Jean Reno, Robert Shaw, Oliver Reed, William Holden, Robert Ryan, Warren Oats, Moe Howard, Curly Howard, Larry Fine, The Marx Brothers, W.C. Fields, Monty Python, James Whale, Tim Burton, Kevin Smith, George A Romero, Sam Raimi, Terry Gilliam, Wes Anderson, Martin Scorsese, Mel Brooks, John Carpenter, John Huston, Bryan Singer, Stanley Kubrick, Richard Donner, Joel & Ethan Cohen, Ridley Scott, Tod Browning, Wes Craven, Joe Dante, Alfred Hitchcock, Paul Verhoeven, Wolfgang Petersen, Sam Peckenpah, Robert Rodriguez, Quentin Tarantino, John Waters, Orson Welles
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