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jezebel

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About Me

SOMETHING I THINK ABOUT swoop in pounding against my inner thighs like a bird into a freshly cleaned sliding glass door leaving a stain it's not a pleasant thought i know its just something i imagine during sex the world is so ugly such a monster how do you not see the beauty in a once living creature made inanimate in an ugly way i do fertile eggs over easy easy is over its time for more bill collectors on your caller id than childhood friends its time for pills and addictions to replace your mothers loving hands strapping a bandaid to a much less than fatal wound its time for failures in flight and the sound of my skull against smooth cool concrete in a sickening thud is not at all different from the cracking of eggs in the beginings of an omelette its not ugly its just something i think about when im making breakfast -me

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My Interests

self evolution

Music:

"THE MAN THAT HATH NO MUSIC IN HIS SOUL IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED" - PLATO

Movies:

GONDRY..LYNCH..KUBRICK.. mullholland drive, fight club, breakfast club, kids, gummo, death to smoochie, pulp fiction, requiem for a dream, i heart huckabees, royal tenembaums, dancer in the dark, pretty in pink, fantasia, the science of sleep, a scanner darkly, dark comedies mostly
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Television:

power of art!!!! daily show, colbert, adult swim, r.i.p bowtie!

Books:

i am america and so can you

My Blog

hello reasons why i drink

now some of these dont force IMMEDIATE alcoholism, just mild heartburn....but i got some hate in my heart and i wanna share! yay!in no particular order1. rock of love, my kids a star, most reality tv ...
Posted by jezebel on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:17:00 PST

steve byrne ruined mac n cheese for me :(

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Posted by jezebel on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:03:00 PST

THEO JANSEN = KINETIC SCULPTOR = GOD?

So Mary posted this awesome blog with a link to scary bug things... i get to the website and find its full of all sortsof treasures .... then i find THIS .... quite possibly the most awesome man in t...
Posted by jezebel on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 10:44:00 PST

wow! i got in a mini fight with a sortof celebrity, ha :)

so margaret cho who i loooove, posted a blog about loving animals in which she mentioned peta and i thought id say sumthin bout it, she later posted links to more sites like aspca and what not cause s...
Posted by jezebel on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:06:00 PST

so here is the deal

so im living a pretty solitary, yet static free life... no complain ts on that.... a few drinkin "buddies" for when the social in me needs to be fed....sounds pretty simple and too good you say? you a...
Posted by jezebel on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 12:04:00 PST

i got tagged... eh

Rules of the game: Once you've been tagged, you have to post a blog with 10 weird or interesting things about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people you will tag, listing their names. Don't forget...
Posted by jezebel on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 10:46:00 PST

im high as a kite and my teeth are green

he is 50 ..... and i am still madly in love with him.... and nyQuil... giant Q...
Posted by jezebel on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 06:52:00 PST

um mystery diagnosis?

i have slept 24 hrs in the past two nights.... im freaking myself out... i feel fine i don't know whats going on... em made a joke the otherday about how any strange physical ailment is just me.... b...
Posted by jezebel on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:44:00 PST

Check out this event: Jessi is leaving/turning 22

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Posted by jezebel on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 11:50:00 PST

eternal sunshine my ass

so i just finished watching eternal sunshine of the spotless mind for like the millionth time ..... haven't seen it in a while i fuckin cried like a bitch.... my thoughts and memories and dreams are ...
Posted by jezebel on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 01:02:00 PST