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Louisa

Some are born to sweet delight, some are born to the endless night.

About Me


Me? This basically sums me up:

No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be;
Am an attendant lord, one that will do
To swell a progress, start a scene or two,
Advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool,
Deferential, glad to be of use,
Politic, cautious, and meticulous;
Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse
At times, indeed, almost ridiculous--
Almost, at times, the Fool.


I

Régime de Vivre

I rise at eleven, I dine about two,
I get drunk before seven; and the next thing I do,
I send for my whore, when for fear of a clap,
I spend in her hand, and I spew in her lap.
Then we quarrel and scold, 'till I fall fast asleep,
When the bitch, growing bold, to my pocket does creep;
Then slyly she leaves me, and, to revenge the affront,
At once she bereaves me of money and cunt.
If by chance then I wake, hot-headed and drunk,
What a coil do I make for the loss of my punk!
I storm and I roar, and I fall in a rage,
And missing my whore, I bugger my page.
Then, crop-sick all morning, I rail at my men,
And in bed I lie yawning 'till eleven again.
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My Interests

I like smoking. Alot. I am aware that it's going to kill me and this is what I'm banking on.



Comedy, films, writing, decadence, dreaming, history, kings and queens, celts and saxons, eyeliner, menthol cigarettes, velvet, blond hair, black coffee, pirates, fairytales, ireland, dylan moran, muskateers, russian literature, shakespeare, acting, acting the fool, ANYTHING 1960'S, knee high boots, dark haired men, Restoration Comedy, Oscar Wilde, Tom Stoppard, anything mediaeval...

.....ad infinitum

I'd like to meet:



Marwood: What about what's-his-name?
Withnail: What about him?
Marwood: Why don't you give him a call?
Withnail: What for?
Marwood: Ask him about his house.
Withnail: You want me to call what's-his-name and ask him about his house?
Marwood: Why not?
Withnail: All right. What's his number?
Marwood: I've no idea - I've never met him.
Withnail: Well, neither have I. What the fuck are you talking about?

Monty Python Fish Dance
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Music:

The Dirty Mac - Yer Blues
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Rolling Stones, Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Libertines, Dirty Pretty Things, Decemberists, Marianne Faithfull, Velvet Underground, Doors, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Nina Simone, Beethoven, White Stripes, Brahms, Rachmaninoff, Bob Dylan, Stravinsky, T Rex, Fairport Convention, Cream, Tim Buckley, Iron Butterfly, Jefferson Airplane, The Byrds, Fay Wrays, Kinks, Pixies, Raconteurs, Muddy Waters, Uriah Heep, John Lee Hooker, Johnny Cash, Client, Robots in Diguise, Stooges, Mazzy Star, Love, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Neil Young, Holst, Faure, Nick Drake, Babyshambles, Sex Pistols, Shoshtakovich, Mahler, The Electric Prunes, Ravi Shankar, Rodrigo, Big Brother & The Holding Company, The Black Keys, Suede, Britten, Spinal Tap, Carly Simon, Leonard Cohen, Pulp, Eurythmics, Kasabian, Placebo, Cat Power, Buzzcocks, Gram Parsons, The Grateful Dead, R.E.M., Space, Robert Johnson, Joni Mitchell, Kaiser Chiefs, Pet Shop Boys, Boz Scaggs, Pulp...

.....ad infinitum
and pretty much everything rock and blues.

Movies:

  • Withnail & I
  • Life of Brian
  • MP & The Holy Grail
  • Interview with the Vampire
  • Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
  • Robin Hood Prince of Thieves
  • Lord of the Rings
  • A Hard Days Night
  • Moulin Rouge
  • Shaun of the Dead
  • Gimme Shelter
  • Amadeus
  • Pirates of the Caribbean
  • Performance
  • Taxi Driver
  • Quills
  • Backbeat
  • The Rutles
  • The Libertine
  • The Truman Show
  • The Flight of Dragons
  • Willow
  • Labyrinth


    • .....ad infinitum

    Television:

    Black Books
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  • Black Books
  • Diagnosis Murder
  • Green Wing
  • Sharpe
  • The Professionals
  • Blackadder
  • Hustle
  • Life on Mars
  • Monty Python
  • The office
  • The Mighty Boosh
  • Scrubs
  • Spaced
  • Never Mind the Buzzcocks
  • The Young Ones
  • QI
  • Bottom
  • Doctor Who
  • Alias
  • Robin of Sherwood


    • .....ad infinitum

    Books:

    I LOVE BOOKS!!! ♥..... Just a few of my favourites (in no order);

    The Master & Margarita - Mikhail Bulgakov Anna Karenina - Tolstoy The Lord of the Rings - Tolkein Rachels Holiday - Marian Keyes The Libertine - Stephen Jeffreys The Bell Jar - Slyvia Plath Junkie - William Burroughs Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban -JK ROwling History of My Life- Giacomo Casanova Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead - Tom Stoppard The Magic Faraway Tree - Enid Blyton Wise Children - Angela Carter Paradise Lost - Milton The Chronicles of Narnia -cs lewis Picture of Dorian Gray - Ol' Oscar The Flowers of Evil - Baudelaire Don Quixote - Miguel de Cervantes The Monk - Matthew Lewis Here Be Dragons - Sharon Penman


    Mr Nice Guy
    MR NICE GUY LINK

    .....ad infinitum

    Heroes:

    Eleanor d'Aquitaine

    Mae West

    Marianne and Anita

    Emma Thompson

    My Blog

    Dead Man Dying

    The selfish desperation of a dead man dying:I wanted to do this, I wanted to see this,I wanted to achieve this and now I never will.The panic, the fear that there will be no mark,No trace after he is...
    Posted by Louisa on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 04:16:00 PST

    Weltschmerz

    There are people in this world that I will never see I will never meet,   I will never speak to them Nor they to me. I will never kiss them, Laugh with them or Hate them.   I will feel nothi...
    Posted by Louisa on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:09:00 PST

    Is it January? I have no idea where I am

    "I think you've forgotten who you're talking to.""An overweight, over-the-hill, nicotine-stained, borderline alcoholic homophobe with a superiority complex and an unhealthy obsession with male bonding...
    Posted by Louisa on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 05:43:00 PST

    Remords Posthume

    Well. Of course, it were written in French originally. So, we have the problems of translation. There are many but these 2 versions are, maybe, my preferred choices.... enjoy. Remords Posthume by Char...
    Posted by Louisa on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 05:23:00 PST

    'Glamis hath murder'd sleep

    MACBETHMethought I heard a voice cry 'Sleep no more!Macbeth does murder sleep', the innocent sleep,Sleep that knits up the ravell'd sleeve of care,The death of each day's life, sore labour's bath,Balm...
    Posted by Louisa on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 05:08:00 PST

    I Saw Him Standing There

    N.B. Please note that this is a work of fiction. Thank you     He stands there, beautiful and awkward as ever. And, as ever, surrounded by people. People far more interesting and important t...
    Posted by Louisa on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 05:40:00 PST

    Hold On Tight To The Girl

    I met this girl once and she mesmerised me so much I couldn't tear myself away. She was tall and shiny, bursting out of her clothes with life and vitality. She was beautiful and I immediately wanted t...
    Posted by Louisa on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 02:37:00 PST

    Vampires, Lunatics or Serial Killers?

    I've always been fascinated by vampirism. When I say this, I mean fictional vampirism; I have never felt the urge to drink blood, live forever or sleep in a coffin. Although I do have a penchant ...
    Posted by Louisa on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:09:00 PST

    En El Supermercado

    Oh god, where had she left her trolley? Please don't say that she'd lost it and all its precious contents? That would be just too much. Is there a spare trolley lying around? Any one will do, just as ...
    Posted by Louisa on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 12:59:00 PST

    Why Denial isn't always a bad thing... aka Sticking Cardboard Up My Nose

    One of my first memories is of standing on a box in front of the bathroom mirror, sticking a ball of cardboard up my right nostril. I can't remember what made me decide to take this course of action ...
    Posted by Louisa on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 02:58:00 PST