Hello! Welcome, welcome to my myspace. About me, eh? What can I write in this miniscule space, on a tiny webpage, lost in a tide of other random web pages across the vast ocean of cyberspace that will grab your attention? What can I write that will define me as a person; that will intrigue you into wanting more, hm? I didn’t want to type a list, but then I didn’t want to indulge in a pretentious ramble either (possibly too late)so what is there?
Prepare yourself for a disappointment; I don't think there is much. Looking for someone vaguely cool? Then my apologies in advance, stroll on electric friend. I suppose I think that if you take yourself too seriously life becomes even more mundane, so I find it best just to do exactly what you feel like, say exactly what you feel like and just hope for the best. I'm a tiny person with a flourish of blonde hair and a slightly too-welsh accent. I'm not particularly normal, but I suppose it makes a change.
So, bloody hell, check out the place. I made it for you to wander around, inspect and dissect, get a feel for the kind of person I am. I won't bother telling you everything, see if you can work it out for yourself. Read the profile, read the blog, glance at the pictures (don't look for too long, the ego might make your eyes bleed.)
For now I'll leave you with this dear friends; in my life, all I want to do is effect people positively, have a laugh and enjoy as many moments as I can. Don't take anyone too seriously, especially the people who want you to- they turn out to be the biggest jokes of all (Oh yeah, I can go all Gandi on your ass).
Anyway, I'll go now because I think this could lapse into a pompous rant about how I feel about stuff, and I don't fancy inflicting that on you on your first encounter of me. If you want to get to know me better, add me as a pal. I'm all yours folks and most people would kill for that kind of attention from me. Shit, I went all arse-hole-ish.
Bye!
Marth, x
STILL TO COME TO MARTHA'S MYSPACE: More photos of moi and pals, some vids made by moi, some artwork by moi and anything else to do with moi I can think of. Hmm, I'm coming across as a little self obessed...sounds about right actually.
"I CAN'T BE BOTHERED. I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO RIDE, THE MOTION IS TOO VIOLENT; I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO WALK, IT'S STRENUOUS; I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO LIE DOWN, FOR EITHER I'D HAVE TO STAY LYING DOWN AND THAT I CAN'T BE BOTHERED WITH, OR I'D HAVE TO GET UP AGAIN, AND I CAN'T BE BOTHERED WITH THAT EITHER. IN SHORT: I CAN'T BE BOTHERED."
The Genius of Mr Kierkegaard
"If neurotic is wanting two mutually exclusive things at one and the same time, then I'm neurotic as hell." Sylvia Plath, the Bell Jar
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