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¡J de los muertos!

I woulnt recommen drugs, sex, and insainty, but its always worked for me

About Me


IM J............. Im really a walking controdiction. Im a really nice ass hole... Im a really out goin person with social anxiety.... Im confiedent and cocky with a low self image.... Im a really hot fat guy... Ha ha.. Im never going to pretend to be what anyone wants.... Im really smart but dont really like haning out with really smart people.... Dumb people irratate the shit out of me.... Im always joking witch probley causes problems..... I think things that discust other people are usually funny, like really funny.... I cant spell at all....I love me... I love to say CUNT, in public... I have alot of morals, but freedom to do and say what ever te fuck you want is way up there...... Im going to be a doctor in like a million more years of school...... I travle alot for work when i have to work..... I like meat and del taco..... Im really loud and dont get embaresed... like pretty much ever, THINGS THAT I REALLY LIKE::::===TATOOS=== ===PIERCINGS=== ===PIN UPS=== ===SHIT WITH FLAMES ON IT=== ===EAR MELTING GUITAR SOLOS=== ===SKULLS=== ===SLEEPING=== ===LIVE BANDS=== ===HOT RODS=== ===BAD ASS BIKES === ===60'S SURF MUSIC MUSIC=== ===ROCKABILLY MUSIC=== ===HAIR THAT MAKES YOU LOOK TWICE=== ===EXOTIC FRUIT AND OTHER NON AMERICAN ETABOUL THNGS===

My Interests

Playing guitar, and my drums.... Ive decided to get buff, so weight lifting will someday be on here, the smell big fat hydroponicly prodiced nug make my mouth water, I really like watching people fuck up,like fall into a pile of dirahia dog turds..ha ha that would be awsome, im puttin that shit on youtube if i ketch it on video, fuck i might do it just cause its that great. I really like fishing, and playing guitar outside... really just being outside is the beat. I like starts and astronmy, Chemistry is fun, its also my job. Im really into medicine and art.

I'd like to meet:


Id really like to met people that know how to use chemical reactions to blow shit up, Mr Roboto, I want to go polar bear hunting with Ted Nugent. Hot people

Music:

slipknot, msi, a7x, system of a down, radiohead, snoop dogg(my numba 1 nugga) any punk cover of 80's music, GNS, pantera, pre black metallica, nin, joureny, forienor, rush, styx, red hot chili peppers, motzart and betheoveen,--- spelled that shit perfectly not plyis, n*sync, justin timberlake, eminem, cash,

Movies:

Horror, movies were lots of things die in very violent ways, any pot related movie is usually really funny. All thoese Chris Farley movies with David Spade. Man this list will go on forever, n my fingers r getting tired. Harry poter movies were all really good..... yeah i got to admit i have fuckin loved all the damn star wars movie and will see what ever that lucas dude puts out. (but ill never have stupid ass action figures or a costum or any shit like that)

Television:

Faimly guy, simpsons, aqua teen hunger force, tlc, animal planet, cooking shows, wonder showzen, eveything on adults swim expect when the japeness shit comes on, taboo and tattoo.

Books:

Daivanici code, Angles and Demons, Why do men have nipples, Various guitar mags, harry potter

Heroes:

Jesus and my dad

My Blog

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Posted by ¡J de los muertos! on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 11:11:00 PST

I met a deaf girl.... it was funny

I just talk to a really hot deaf girl.... She was all like "wa or name?" Then I said' "what i can barly hear you, Im really deaf....?" ha ha ha then shit got interesting when she said she was deaf, bu...
Posted by ¡J de los muertos! on Sat, 17 May 2008 12:24:00 PST

I wish I wasnt the kind of person I am

I wish I wasnt the kind of person that I am. I wish i could stop caring about things so much. I wish I was a liar and that id just tell people what ever the fuck I want to. I wish i didnt ca...
Posted by ¡J de los muertos! on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 10:58:00 PST

Whats been goin on

People have been incresingly telling me that ive been ignoring them, so i decided to let everone know whats been goin on. Well first off Cansas is doin pretty well. Ive got some pics or her belly ...
Posted by ¡J de los muertos! on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 04:18:00 PST

AHH My dick hole!!! I say dick 9 time in this, 11 if you count these two also..dick, dick, k 13

K well im pretty sure that no one reads this shit anyways, so I guess im just gunna ramble on to my self....... I got totally fuckin asalted and molested in a way undescribul yesterday involving burni...
Posted by ¡J de los muertos! on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 08:28:00 PST

boring servey that i thought would be cool.... but wasnt

K   Im bored....so bored that im gunna do this.... then ill tattoo my feet...Time started: 11:24amFull Name: jerrold russellSingle or Taken: TakenSex: Dude Birthday: feb 12  1982Sign:Aq...
Posted by ¡J de los muertos! on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 09:50:00 PST

Whats new in Hotchie Wangs bowl

   Id just like to let everyone in the "Save Hotchie Wang Foundation" that I have changed his water. For all thoese who dont know Hotchi Wang is my beta fish. Some drunk namless chick decide...
Posted by ¡J de los muertos! on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 09:50:00 PST

This Halloween

Alright, so this halloween was fuckin awsome man. I dressed like a vato right, but im in st louis now; so id say only like 6 of 10 people or so knew who I was. I never really thought about it before b...
Posted by ¡J de los muertos! on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 12:16:00 PST

fuckin hart bullets blasting through the notebook

! I didn't relize i wanted you intill you wernt there I couldnt feel a spot for you, intill it filled with air I had no idea you were part of me intill you riped out your page, in a rage caused by my ...
Posted by ¡J de los muertos! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

THIS WEEKEND MADE MY KIDNEYS HURT

So this whole weekend i was forgeting to eat and i drank alot and my back started hurting on the right side. So whatever i kept drinking. Then i realised that it was my kidney but did i stop drinking,...
Posted by ¡J de los muertos! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST