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Johnnys Jolicious

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About Me

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My Interests

Music, music and more music! I love going to concerts.. I go to them as much as possible. I have some bands on here as "friends" that I don't really know but, they sounded cool and I like to help promote up and coming artists by getting their artistic ability heard. So, if you want me to add you and I like your sound I will. Good luck to you all! Check out Rodney, Orta and Stones Throw (all one in the same) one of my dearest friends... yes a real friend.. for going on 4 years now. LOVE YA ROD!

I'd like to meet:

Let's see... I want to have fun here with my family, friends and people that I havent seen in along time (like Paul, JoAnn and Nancy, yay for my old high school friends). I also want to find that "once in a lifetime special guy" for the next phase of my life. Someone who won't lie to me, abuse my heart and will rock my world. I want to feel his warmth and have goosebumps from head to toe. Is that too much to ask? (If you are looking for the Barbie doll type, you won't find her here.)I recently met that man that is rocking my world and giving me Jbumps from head to toe!IM GOING TO BE A GRANDMA IN MAY!!!!

Music:

ANYTHING FROM RODNEY ORTA (Stones Throw, Orta), Keith Urban, BON JOVI,Stryper, Nickelback, Scott Stapp (Creed), Rob Thomas (Matchbox), 3 Doors Down, Staind, Chris Cagle, Cross Canadian Ragweed, Deryl Dodd, Waylon Henley, Rick Monroe and Bill Deasy.

Movies:

So..a friend of mine told me that I was girlie. I guess I am and that accounts for my favorite movies. Steel Magnolias and Beaches but, I also watch Armageddon, Signs and Frequency over and over.

Television:

I don't watch much Network tv.. that explains my cable bill but, I haven't missed Nashville Star for the past 5 yrs and have been a PA when they do their auditions in Fort Worth for 4 yrs.

Books:

"Must Love Dogs".. it's about meeting and dating online.. it was made into a movie too. Have always been a S.E. Hinton fan.. gotta love Ponyboy!

Heroes:

My Grammie... she was my best friend. My best friend Amy.. works hard and works hard for her kids. She is a true inspiration!

My Blog

Slow recovery

Well, it's been a month since my knee surgery and I've had a slow recovery. I've been going to physical therapy 3 times a week. My therapist tested my progress last week and my knee hasn't progressed ...
Posted by Johnnys Jolicious on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 08:27:00 PST

Flowers by CCR

You bring me sunshineI bring you rainYou bring me smilesI drove you outta your brainYou bring me upI bring you downI bring you flowersIf it brings you aroundChorusI know that I am hard to live withTry...
Posted by Johnnys Jolicious on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:44:00 PST

Revenge on evil mother-in-laws....hahahaha

(...no... Not ALL mother-in-laws are evil... but here's one for those of you that aren't as fortunate as others)A married couple was in a terrible accident where the Man's face was severely burned. Th...
Posted by Johnnys Jolicious on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 05:03:00 PST

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Posted by Johnnys Jolicious on Sun, 06 May 2007 07:58:00 PST

The Blonde Cowboy

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.As he ...
Posted by Johnnys Jolicious on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 07:14:00 PST

THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE

THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after, and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a cle...
Posted by Johnnys Jolicious on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 07:55:00 PST

A hard job?

 I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary forthe following reasons;     I do physical labor,      I work in great depths.      I plung...
Posted by Johnnys Jolicious on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 07:43:00 PST

The Budweiser Story

Theres no such thing as hopeless if you believe!The Budweiser Story (not a joke) This is TRUE!How Budweiser handled those who laughed at thosewho died on the 11th of September,2001...Thought you might...
Posted by Johnnys Jolicious on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 08:37:00 PST

Burgular Alarm

This is a really cool idea. Next time you come home for the night and you go to put your keys away, think of this:  It's a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no ins...
Posted by Johnnys Jolicious on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 08:23:00 PST

No Speakah the English

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in ananimated   conversation.   The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attentionis galvanized when she hears...
Posted by Johnnys Jolicious on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 08:11:00 PST