Whoever can answer this: Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?......Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?.....Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?.....If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?.....Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?.....If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a damn boat?.....Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?.....Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?......If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?.....
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?....If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?....If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?....Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?....Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?....Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can't wait to stick his head out the window into the wind?....Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?....Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!.....If they have a Super Bowl for the best football team, why isn't there a Toilet Bowl for the worst team?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?......Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?......How can there be self-help "groups"?.......Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game, when we are already there?.....If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?......If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?.......How do you get off a non-stop flight?........If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?......If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?......How do you get off a non-stop flight?.....Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?....Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?.....Do pilots take crash-courses?
oh and Trace Adkins would be nice...lol. Even Better A Man that knows how to be faithful and recognize a good woman when he has one!!