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Deadly

Fetch me a silver bullet and a gun.

About Me

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On this day I see clearly everything has come to life A bitter place and a broken dream And we'll leave it all, leave it all behindIt seems that there are some very stupid people who can't read (or be bothered to read) what is said below. So here it is at the top of the page:
If you are not known to me personally, I am not interested in being your friend. So please do not send a request for my friendship. Rejection is always a bitter pill to swallow. YOU CAN ALL DO ONE.I'm a workaholic, alcoholic, schizophrenic freak of nature. I hate life, I hate people and most of all I hate myself.I work in a pub, a music venue, for a publishing firm, promote gigs through my promotions company deadrude and when I'm not doing that I'm also playing in my own band The Mon£yshots . (See video below!)I like to drink, dream up of crazy ideas like forming a boyband called Satan's Crotch, but really I'm a bit of a geek and a nerd. Although I have just recently cut down on my smoking. I'm trying to stop altogether - not for health reasons, purely financial.Just to confirm that I am in fact insane, I have an irrational love of Oxford United FC. Its been with me all my life and can never be broken.Oh and in case you haven't noticed, I'm particularly fond of cheese.I'm on a straight path to self-destruction, so please do not stand in my way. If you do, I will take you with me.

My Interests

80s movies, 80s music, alcohol, american football, button moon, calvin and hobbes, canada, cfl, cheese, cheese & potato pie, cheese cheese and cheese, cheese galore, chips, cottage pie, country music, cowboy hats, cricket, fifa 2005, first world war, football, gigs, grant naylor, gta: san andreas, hamilton bulldogs, hamilton tiger-cats, history, ice hockey, lager, lava lamps, literature, miami dolphins, mmmmmmm cheese, molson, more cheese, movies, music, nfl, nhl, pga tiger woods, politics, ps2, shepherd's pie, sliced bread, still more cheese, strawberry jam, toast, toronto maple leafs, travelling, truck festival, tudor dynasty, vancouver canucks, vinyl, vodka, war of the roses, yet more cheese.Have I mentioned cheese yet?

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet this man:
But definitely not him:
If you are not known to me personally, I am not interested in being your friend. So please do not send a request for my friendship. Rejection is always a bitter pill to swallow.Mr. Cheese, the man who invented cheesy goodness.Other than that, everyone else can do me a favour and just leave me alone - or to put it more bluntly fuck off.... As it says above, I am not interested in meeting "new" people - I hate people, so why the hell would I want to complicate things even more by meeting even more people. So DO ONE!! I like the friends I have already thank you very much.

Music:

Talking Heads, The Flaming Lips, Radiohead, David Bowie, Black Sabbath, Godspeed You Black Emperor!, Shellac, Jonny Cash, The Sweeney, The Pixies, Velvet Underground, Nirvana, Simon & Garfunkel, Depeche Mode, Joy Division, Richard CheeseI was once obsessed with The Levellers, although medical attention has helped immensely.I am also overly obsessed with Prog Rock - much to the annoyance of those who know me: ELO, The Nice, King Crimson, Emerson Lake and Palmer, Rik Wakeman, Pink Floyd etc...SMILEX, THE DELTA FREQUENCY.... All other bands can DO ONE

Movies:

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Make Your Movie Wall Flixster .

Television:

My Name is Earl, Red Dwarf, Quantum Leap, Futurama, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy. Oh and:
Scrubs, Peepshow, Spaced, CSI, Black Books, The West Wing - all thanks to V.And of course, not forgetting the greatest comedy of all time - Allo Allo.

Books:

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Heroes:

No more heroes anymore... But there is always Mr. Cheese.

My Blog

the joys of banking...

£125 in charges? mother fuckers. if i stole money from them, i would be in front of a judge and jury before you could say guilty as charged. but its alright for them to steal off you. one charge (£35)...
Posted by Deadly on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 06:55:00 PST

Why are people so fucking stupid?

Can they not read? Was reading not part of their curriculum at school? I mean, they can use a computer (somewhat annoyingly), but they can't actually recognise a series of letters stuck together to fo...
Posted by Deadly on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 05:43:00 PST

Computers are a pain in the arse

Computers are all well and good until they decide that they've had enough and don't want to play any more. This is even more frustrating when you have your entire life seemingly on it. Alas for me, ...
Posted by Deadly on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 07:37:00 PST

White Van Man

Well it was only a matter of time really. But now it is official, I am a white van man and I'm proud of it. The driver seat squeaks, its a bit rusty, needs a bit of a clean inside, but it has a good e...
Posted by Deadly on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 02:55:00 PST