Owner/curator of the UK's largest working collection of hangovers.
Extremely fond of pies.
Variously known as Spadge, AJ, Andrew, Spencer*, Chris**, Splodge, OiMacRaeyoulittleshit***, Thingy, Moosh and Senor Maggarreh depending on when people met me and how clean their ears were.
*Only once **Twice! ***Surprisingly often...