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Union Township, NJ

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About Union Township: The Township of Union is located in north-central Union County. It is traversed by a network of local and regional roadways including the Garden State Parkway, Interstate 78, US Route 22, and State Route 82 Morris Avenue.
The Union County municipalities of Elizabeth, Hillside, Springfield, Kenilworth, and Roselle Park, and the Essex County communities of Irvington, Maplewood, and Millburn border the Township.
Union has over 14,000 single-family homes and its population is over 56,000. The Township has an annual budget exceeding $58 million with more than 400 employees.The Township's chief administrative officer is titled "the Administrator," who is responsible for the day-to-day operations of the municipal government.

I recently grew a NJ Transit Train station through my stomach and out my ass into the Hudson and bowels of New York City....i mean burroghs.
Me and NYC have been conflicting for years....their night life and inability to sleep just erks me. I hate that SOHO retaraunt shit too.
i tried to pop the "22 west" restaraunt on route 22 because of NYC....it just sucks, that whole atmosphere. COME TO UNION!! The greatest place on Earth!!
"the Rock"....coooornyYou know me very well if you drive through me everyday at 40mph when your only supposed to be going 25. Most of you puff L's in those vehicles, which soil my fresh air for my more upstanding citizens.
These types of guns have been showing up in all of my sewers lately, Giving me quite the case of constapation!! Stop now!! Go Back to Irvington/Elizabeth where you bought these god awful things and drop them in the sewers there!!
stop. refrain from damaging my beautiful lanscapes.Make memories with me and post them on my space. See how well you know me. If you've been to Jahn's or the movie theater in 5 points, you may be an OG.I recently have broken out in a rash of rite-aids and 99cent stores ALL FUCKING OVER, an fucking god never answers my prayers, with all the fuckin churches I have! you fucks!The more I see pictures of you having fun inside me, the better i feel. Take pictures, forever, in Union NJLots of people are having sex in me right now. I love it, I really do.If you graduated from my school system, congrats!! The Fortunato speech really never changes, ever.Mr Meyers will never take the tape off of his fingers and fingertips...ever.Feel free to traffic fat bags anytime, however, as long as your white. If your not white, my boys in blue will surely capture you.Stop by the local bars, they will fill you up and never let you down. Come catch a disease inside me, Union NJ, 07083.i will be raising your property taxes again to increase traffic on Morris ave, throughout the whole town between 4-7pm Mon-Fri. The roads are not nearly as congested as they should be.I love you all, my people, citizens of Union NJ.
I edited my profile with The Computer Doctor in Union Center!! !

My Interests

Fun with you inside me, union NJ, 07083.
PHOENIX DOWN KICKS MY ASS!!

I'd like to meet:

Short Hills, Tewksburry, Whitehouse Satation, Hollywood, Las Vegas, pretty much any town with drugs, sex, and lots of BMW's.
anyone that is "chillin wit Tommy"
a union thing....

Music:

the best band to come outta me yet PUT ME ON THE MAP LIKE THOSE EMO BANDS DID FOR THE TOWNS AROUND ME GUYS!!

whoever isnt too loud at night. i hate those loud cars. if you get down, i get down. UNION BABY!! WHAT!??

Movies:

Union Center Theater - that real DL theater in the back with only like 8 seats in it....maybe 12.

Television:

Union Public Access Channel 34

Books:

Union Public Library (children's room - 3rd Floor "with lots of dirty used drooled on Toys for your enjoyment")We have tons of books here. We recently upgraded to two computers, one with Microsoft Word!!

Heroes:

George Washington for winning that war and gettin all those cannon balls stuck up my ass. Thanks Georgy.

My Blog

What i did Union Today

This is where you can tell me about cool things you did like smoking weed.
Posted by Union Township, NJ on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 10:44:00 PST