only generally speaking-um.. frozen grapes, th@ song where one guy sings and another guy screams, stringy andy, camp '76, 10_7th ave, my fuckin INVISA(r)LIGN, takin way too long between songs, terri alden R.N., fingerpicking, th@ other song where one guy sings and another guy screams, my superflous gallstone collection, multitasking*, arachnology, play geeks, glee clubs, bug vacuums, 'Rawlings' shorts from 7th grade (they are not fucking yours, rob), r.g.b.j's, drums & cymbals, just looking around @ the short hills mall, splitting steel sticks, skoal, athlete's foot (cleared th@ shit up), uh.. greek delicassies, thursdays @ the blackthorn, ez wide ultra lights, bulletins, profile editing, muffintops, portugueshe people, all piano verses, acoustic guitars, uh.. the following radical people.. sandy sXe , jared paul, robby deep, ricci, kostas gus, kiddxxxxx, melly mel, antoinette, kris, dano ma'fuckin royale, t-ray, a*j*, caitLin, mEgan , kiMbo, chaDwick. also big into talkin shit, losin my cool, uh.. cops/seaside!, foot massages, text messages (not necessarily in th@ order), non -cigarette breath, anything 'fierce', 10th grade, wasting money, blowing minds, blowing leaves, girl's jeans.. on girls , freestyle music, gum, juicing/tanning all winter for this, learning foreign languages, studying foreign policies, sean hannity, www.myspace.com, writing subpar music and anything else i forgot, you know wh@ you are..
anyone who would genuinely call me 'joey motional' in person.. walt disney uh, oh also anyone seriously interested in creating long lasting, healthy www.myspace.com relationships with me or with any of my forever friends! view them all! request friendships! comment their pictures! then browse/upload your own pictures accordingly! i love you-anyone else who visits www.myspace.com, for reasons of your own uniquity! wh@ a terrific place for the insecure! to tell me ALL about how you hate yourselves in your pictures! oh you fools.. so, add me as a friend! so as you can talk to me about myspace in real life! oh and if i DO accept you, don't get all bent outta' shape if i delete one of your comments. like, if you send me "thanks for the add"... th@ shit's getting erased. c'mon..
"don't want your aid
but the fist I've made
for years, won't hold or feel.no i'm not all me
so please excuse me
while I tend to how I feel."
-j.h
ARE YOU? if you're reading this you MUST be my friend. surely you wouldn't just sit around, aimlessly consulting the www.myspace.com SEARCH feature located 3 in from the left @ the top of my page amidst the other fantastic features of www.myspace.com...
i mean, come on. you got a life, right? sure ya' do. you don't sit @ home and search for people. you go out rite? club flight, rite? fuckin t.g.i.friday's.. ok. so since th@'s established_really take a look @ some of your other options including:
INVITE! invite your friends to your groups, share photos, email*, and moreover-laughs and fond memories! or RANK: rank your forever friends in your "top 8"! piss off the avid spacer by removing him/her from it. its a gas! why not MAIL? the mail feature allows you to send electronic mail (email*) from your computer's hard drive to someone elses in an instant!
"who's there? i got shit ta do." p.d.
in the following text field will list some of my favorite television shows. provided you and i share these common interests, it is expected or @ least inferred th@ we become friends. if we have things in common such as television, books, etc. it seems perhaps we could engage in relations. not necessarily sexual. it doesn't necessarily have to be like a sexual thing. just friends is cool...really.
oh, so yeah, i watch the golden girls and three's company. i have a huge crush on terri. oh, the gams on her!!! i watch the same movies over and over again. occassionally i'll watch talespin. the cassette is orange. i even try to catch a music video now and again. sometimes i watch garfield. the cartoon not th@ corny ass movie rendition. all of this is done mostly right before bed. sometimes i fall asleep in my clothes and sneakers after several rums. sometimes i sleep over a friend's house. in which case i usually don't watch tv. or i'll watch wh@ever they watch before bed. i don't like, bring the garfield dvd's with me or anything.
it's like not really th@ big a deal if i don't watch them.
j.d. salinger, s. king, r.l. stevenson, m. shelley, b. stoker, o. wilde, r. bradbury, h.s. thompson, a. miller, g. orwell, e.e. cummings, w. shakespeare, aesop, sir thomas malory, r. mackaravitz, r. weislo . . .
and my best friends.