Stacie Boschma profile picture

Stacie Boschma

Get the Unicorn Petting Zoo at CDBaby.com now!

About Me

"Don't take this the wrong way, but you remind me of a light-hearted, female Jello Biafra." -Hoyt
Stacie Boschma is a performance poet, blogger, politics junkie, and ubergeek who lives in sunny Decatur, Georgia.
Her mind races constantly, but for the most part she avoids medication for the condition by crafting a poetry of the absurd that endeavors to highlight quirk by taking things too far. She is almost always grappling with bafflement.
Stacie sleeps poorly most nights, loves her day job, revels in labor and the fruits of it, and is utterly devoted to ideas. People are a harder nut to crack. She's pretty cool with her dogs.
Stacie has just released her first spoken word album, Happy Rainbow Poems from the Unicorn Petting Zoo , and is constructing a new narrative for her life as she goes. The Unicorn Petting Zoo is on the road now, and she's eager to bring the whole menagerie to your town.



My "Top Friends" list features a dozen artists whose work I recommend.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/23/2004
Band Website: unicornpettingzoo.com
Band Members: You're soaking in it.
Influences: Human beings and the improbable condition of being human.
Sounds Like: Off-beat politics; off-beat hope.
Record Label: Fluid Mosaic
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

The First Mountain Builder

Give me a million years and I too could make a mountain.I don't know why God, with his infinite time spans,gets credit for all this stuff.But what the hell would I do with a mountain? God always trump...
Posted by Stacie Boschma on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 08:24:00 PST

How to Start a Fire

First, come at me gently.I've been kissed too many timesby lips so vigorous and wetthat the necessary fires never could catch. Remember that this universe of oursis a cold place. Heat is not native he...
Posted by Stacie Boschma on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 08:19:00 PST

Pineapples

Love is that can of pineapples collecting dust in the pantrythat you always thought you'd bake into some complicated recipebut you don't like to bakeand after that drunken night when your friend flew ...
Posted by Stacie Boschma on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 10:34:00 PST

So they timed the layoffs to coincide perfectly with the tour

Another way of saying: If you want me, just ask. Have Yaris, will travel.
Posted by Stacie Boschma on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 06:21:00 PST

Ive been tagged with a MySpace meme

Here's how you play:Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog w/ 10 weird, random things, facts, habits or goals about yourself. At the end choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their names...
Posted by Stacie Boschma on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 10:40:00 PST

Thank you Vancouver

What a great city! Thanks for the hard work and the warm hospitality. 
Posted by Stacie Boschma on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 07:18:00 PST