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Shell

Elegantly Wasted!!

About Me

Live for weekends, luv drinkin, usually end up hammered but hey, it's wot weekends wor invented for.Am an honest & sensitive soul & luv people who are honest wi me - no time for backstabbin shit talkin folk, fuck off!Luv music, gor a decent music collection - ivry fing from mi happy hardcore aciiiiiid house days to indie music.Festivals are the biz, been going for years, nowt better than rollin rand in a field all weekend trollied.Luv this tarn for bringing us somert else to do part from listen to dance music - Cherry Bomb, Arches - I salute you!!! Dunt mind knockin a few shapes art to dance music but like mi indie!Am a morning girl, wake up in a good mood, don't get hangovers - just carry on regardless.Luv all mi spesh mates and spesh mi weekend sister - Merry Mitchell bring mi jarmers back!Luv mi bed, cumfy as owt. Luv shoppin, show me a woman who doesn't. Buy loads of cluwers but niva got owt to wear, got more shoes than wardrobe space.And mi gorgeous little nephew Oliver Lee Scott, luv im luv in luv im!!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michelle my bell
Birthday: 30th April
Birthplace: Tarn
Current Location: Mi owse
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5ft 6
Right Handed or Left Handed: Dokey
Your Heritage: Venus, of course - where all women are from
The Shoes You Wore Today: Slippers
Your Weakness: Fags, men, booze
Your Fears: Spiders - fucking woeful lickle bastards
Your Perfect Pizza: Owt, as long as it's thin n crispy
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Survive
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Ow do
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck
Your Best Physical Feature: Mi gurn
Your Bedtime: Mon-Thurs 10pm, Weekends - don't sleep, just party
Your Most Missed Memory: Spacehoppers
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, obviously
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither, both full o shite
Single or Group Dates: Orgy's
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Eh?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mmm, chocolate!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappucino
Do you Smoke: Like a chimney
Do you Swear: Like a fuckin trooper
Do you Sing: Badly
Do you Shower Daily: Bath
Have you Been in Love: Yup
Do you want to go to College: Nope
Do you want to get Married: Been there, done that - over-rated
Do you get Motion Sickness: Wen am pissed yeah
Do you think you are Attractive: Compared to elephant man - I guess so!
Are you a Health Freak: Mon-Thurs only
Do you get along with your Parents: Course
Do you like Thunderstorms: Bit scary arn't they!
Do you play an Instrument: Banjo - oh and spoons
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Every weekend
In the past month have you Smoked: Loads
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Erm.......
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Meadowhell??
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: You wot mate?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yep, fish ed's n lot
In the past month have you been on Stage: Danced on podium if that counts
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In bath yeah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Every weekend
Ever been called a Tease: Probably
Ever been Beaten up: Not yit
Ever Shoplifted: Nope, good lass this wun
How do you want to Die: Wi legs in air n a smile on mi face
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Space cadet
What country would you most like to Visit: Columbia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Owt as long as they've got 2 of em
Favourite Hair Color: Ginger
Short or Long Hair: Bald as a coot
Height: Short
Weight: Fat
Best Clothing Style: Pvc hotpants, belly top, fat art n lot
Number of Drugs I have taken: Erm.....
Number of CDs I own: Shit loads and still buying
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: No regrets
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My Interests

Drinking - obviously!! Gigs, festivals, nights out with my mates. Sambuka

I'd like to meet:

Tim Burgess - gowgeous!!!!Love to have a night out with Liam & Noel - reckon they're a top laugh.

Music:

Arctic Monkeys, Stone Roses, Killers, Kasabian, James, Ian Brown, The Streets, Oasis, Charlatans, The Strokes, The Thrills, The Kills, The Chalets, The Palms, Libertines, Happy Mondays, Black Grape, Kaiserchiefs, Embrace, Manics, Razorlight, Thirteen Senses, Inxs, Kings of Leon, Primal Scream, Coldplay, The La's, The Coral, Goldfrapp, Franz Ferdinand, Ordinary Boys, Maximo Park, Beck, Suede, Pulp, Muse, Doves, Inspiral Carpets, Babyshambles, Dirty Pretty Things, Prince, The Smiths, The Jam, Sex Pistols, Prodigy, Blur, Paul Weller, The Verve, Goldie, Carl Cox, Blondie, Aretha Franklin, Jill Scott, James Brown, Greenday, Velvet Underground, Supergrass, New Vinyl, Dr Dre, The Fratellis, The View - Artex Monkey, proper genius!! Far too many to mention....

Movies:

All time favourite film is Breakfast at Tiffanys - love that film! Apart from that, I'll watch owt as long as it's not scary - hate horror films!! Harry Potter films are pretty cool - is that sad for a woman of my age??

Television:

Shameless - funny as owt!! Spongebob Squarepants; Soccer AM - best thing bout Saturday's part from gerrin wasted - Tim Lovejoy mmmmmmmm!!

Books:

Enjoy reading autobiographies cos I'm nosey!!Round Ireland With A Fridge is piss funny and Playing the Moldovans At Tennis - books to make you laugh out loud.Are you Dave Gorman's proper funny as well - oh and How to Spot a Bastard by his star sign - strangely accurate, ha!

Heroes:

Ian Brown - the guy is a genius - as is Noel Gallagher!Pete Burns - freaky deaky & funny as fuck!