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Jo

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About Me

Owwww Doooooooo!! 27 year old barnsley gal aka "big bird or jolly green giant" (no jokes about sweet corn please!)due to being on the tall side (5'11). Loving a good night out (clubbing), enjoy a good live gig. Currently re-training to be a PE teacher as my current career is probably the most boring thing I could have chosen, but you win some you loose some!!!
Dislikes:idle chit chat it just bores me! Annoying noises people make when they eat close ya gob dont want to see what ya eating! Lack of manners! People who smoke, disgusting!
Miserable, cold rainy winter daysMy birthdays I'm just getting older! Arguing with friends or family!nd Lack of respect!
I love:IBIZA! IBIZA! IBIZA!!!! All my friends, going out clubbing with em, you need good friends in life (their the best!)Monkeys, I love em ,always have.... dont ask why cos I aint a clue, just think their very cute! Jim Henson, think the Muppetts etc are Brill!!!keeping fit and taking care of myself! Shoes! Clothes! Vintage handbags! Scarves Skinny jeans! Dark brown nail varnish! Vodka! Red wine! Cuddles and big hugs! Nice smells! Minstrals! My cooking (big headed I know but I am a great cook! Days out with my mum, aunty and lil sister, love em all to pieces, their the best!!!! And sports cos I'm a sporty bird, love it!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jo
Birthday: 10th June
Birthplace: Barnsley
Current Location: Barnsley
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: Fuuuukin tall (Jolly Green Giant)
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends on the size
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: Killer heels
Your Weakness: Nowt
Your Fears: Nowt
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, mushrooms and green peppers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Win the lottery
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: How do
Thoughts First Waking Up: Wouldn't you like to know
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: Sleeping is for the weak!
Your Most Missed Memory: What was the question again
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither!! Horrible stuff
Single or Group Dates: Whats a date!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Eh!?!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither!
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: B***ocks!
Do you Sing: Yes, but not in tune!
Do you Shower Daily: Stink like a dog otter!
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Been
Do you want to get Married: Dunno
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Other folk wud av toanswer that for me!
Are you a Health Freak: Oh yes
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Dont mind em
Do you play an Instrument: The horn
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Oh yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No comment
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: what the fuuuuk!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Orie what??
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: If I want raw meet I'd be a butcher!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Only in the land of Jo
In the past month have you been Dumped: By who!!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Only in the bath! or and Ash's garden
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Hycup!
Ever been called a Tease: What a strip tease!
Ever been Beaten up: Too hard (I wish)
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: Happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm still trying to figure that one out
What country would you most like to Visit: Indonesia
How to make a Jo
Ingredients:
5 parts mercy
1 part courage
5 parts
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little fitness if desired!
You Are Miss Piggy
A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it.
You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less.
You're going to be a total star, and you won't let any of the "little people" get in your way.
Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift! ..
You Are Most Like Carrie!
You're quirky, flirty, and every guy's perfect first date.
But can the guy in question live up to your romantic ideal?
It's tough for you to find the right match - you're more than a little picky.
Never fear... You've got a great group of friends and a
great closet of clothes, no matter what!
Romantic prediction: You'll fall for someone this year...
Totally different from any guy you've dated...
Drawing board by LayoutCodez.net

My Interests

Sex, drugs and rock and roll with a bit of sport in between.... The perfect sarnie

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that can make me smile

Music:

Kasabian, The Zutons, The Raconteurs, Primal Scream, Bedouin Soundclash, The Flaming Lips, Moloko (my fav band),Zero 7, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Oasis, We are Scientists, Starsailor, Magic Numbers, Madonna, Goldfrapp, The Kooks, The Killers, Jack Johnson, Fun Loving Criminals, Dirty Pretty Things, Arctic Monkeys, Beck.... And ya can't beat house music the dirtier the better!But I dont mind funky house either. The list is endless! It all depends on my mood!

Movies:

Loads, Goonies, Harry Potter, lots of the 80's classic's like St Elmo's Fire, Ferris Buller's day off, and I love Fight Club, Lock Stock and Snatch!

Television:

Sex and the City, Friends, Family Guy, American Dad and live sport, I love athletics!

Books:

Depends how I feel, alsorts.

Heroes:

My Mum!!!!!!!!!

My Blog

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Posted by Jo on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 02:05:00 PST